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idjitlili · 3 years

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I can be the God of your Orgasm.

Loki x reader

(Not my image)

Summary:Some how ending up in Sakaar ,Valkyrie ends up taking you under her wing,no not her horse Aragorn,for a year ,until some Gods show up.

Word count:1768

Warnings:Language

A/n: Couldn’t end it , last time I touched this was October. Uhm, there’s a picture of Bowie, probably TMI here, but he was the first man , I ever you know over.Double aswell. I’m sorry.

You just a young woman in y/c ,heading to college your average routine ,but you never made it. Instead you had tripped over into a puddle ,but yet again you were decieved ,it was a portal. You hadn't/only left your country ,let alone been on another planet. You didn't think that was even possible;magic nor to be able to breathe on an different planet,well that was what you were told by the government. No you weren't a flat earther,thats bloody stupid. However you felt like the government hid a lot.

Michael Jacksons death,Heath Ledgers death,River Phoenix's death, Princess Diana's death , David Bowie, Obi-wan,it just seemed a little suspicous, not saying it was definitely them covering up the murders but...

Anyways so you fell into the puddle into a some rubbish ,literal rubbish. You had no idea what happened ,when Valkyrie found you she didn't either. God damn Benedict cumpatch stay in america with your fake american accent. Just stay away ,don't really want to be assassainated for being best buds with Sherlock Holmes and Dildo Gaggins.

Valkyrie had felt bad for such a young mortal being in an strange planet,she couldn't bare to bring you to Grandmaster ,to be apart of his orgies. he was indeed a tough warrior much like Dwalin the dwarf from the hobbit,who funfact is the longest living dwarf living up to 300 years,yes irrelvent.

Thus, you lived with her ,you managed to get a part time job as a cook,just so you didn't feel so bad about living with Valkyrie rent free. When I say part time cook ,I mean you just cooked for you and her,you didn't trust this planet. It was lucky when you fell in that puddle the stuff in your backpack didn't get wet,so you had some books to read,and such.

To be far being away from home stuck on an alien planet really did get boring ,you'd hate to admit it but sometimes you had to go to visit Hulk,because he was sorta normal. No he was not but he was okay ,like a destructive toddler but it was better than being alone. Other than that you really missed home ,you missed tv,you missed ice cream.

Pretty much everyday was boring. Well after almost a year of being here ,Valkyrie had brought a guest to your shared apartment thing. The God you had seen on the television a couple years ago. You had been sitting on the sofa reading at the time ,you jumped so hard when the door slammed open,you had looked up to see valkyrie shoving down a dark haired man in chains.

"Uhhh, are you allowed to kidnap people here?" you had questioned ,causing Valkyrie and the guy turn to you ,you had recognised him after a moment of trying to pin point his face. "I don't think that will hold him...h-he's-"

"Just stay away from him ,don't talk to him,don't look at him,hell don't even think about him,I will be back with Thor ,and then we can get you home, Y/n. So pack your things ." Soon as she had mentioned going home you had already started gathering your things,as Valkyrie had left after the God of Thunder. No you didn't go to the big battle compitions and Valkyrie certainly did not tell you she had found Thor ,but it didn't matter you were going home.

It didn't take you long to pack soon,you had your shoes on and everything sitting on the sofa ,twiddling your thumbs,feeling Loki's gaze on you. What's up with in love stories men staring , oh shut up you are just jealous because you can't even get a boyfriend ,stupid scribe.

"she said not to think about you...can you read minds?" you had questioned ,just really because that gaze he had on you made you feel proper ugly ,in which you were not. He had scoffed at you.

"I'm not a witch."

"I never said you were,you are a God ,must be better than having a hammer, it's like a normal hammer with steriods."

"Ah..so you have heard of me," He had smirked to himself ,you had just looked back at you hands before reaching for your bag grabbing your journal and ink,before just scribbing doodles on a clean page.Loki didn't speak after that not until you did again ten minutes later ,probably less time goes slow when the mood is a drag.

"the thing with new York, that was because of Thanos? People have controlled me by making me feel guilty so many times..OH manipulation ,you probably don't want to hear what I have to say,but I can't help it ,i've been stuck here a year the only person I got to speak to is drunk Valkyrie and hulk in which I feel like I am talking to a child. You know what I really wish I was watching Lord of the rings right-"

"You are from earth,how did you end up here?" He had grinned at you,cutting you off,isn't he like a mass murderer? Well he was tricked into doing it ,so more like accidental murderer ,why is he so handsome. Don't be stupid he is a God of course he is handsome.

"Uh..I fell into a puddle then I was here." The God had turned his head away to the floor ,scrunching his eyebrows together in confusion.

"I don't see how that's possible."

"Well it happene-" Yet you were cut off again,as the door slammed open,you quickly turned away back to your notebook,Thor ,Bruce and Valkyrie stood at the door.

You missed what happened first ,Loki having things thrown at him ,and such,you only looked up when he said something about spaceships,seeing Bruce. Your eyes glittered with excitement , Thor saw this. "Oh my! I can't believe it's-2 Thor had shook his head for you not say it. "Radiation scientist,Bruce Banner, damn,now I must say this is much more exciting than a hammer,which you don't have what's up with that? Hey Bruce how you feeling?Green? Darn, imagine being strongest Avenger!"

Thor had scoffed at you,"Does she always talk this much?"Bruce had made his way over to you smiling at you as you stood up. "It is so cool to meet you mister Banner."

"Thank you miss..." "Y/n" He had smiled at you again before turning to Thor ,"see strongest Avenger,yep that's me."

"well then ,let' hope we can get home,just first we are to go to Asgard."

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"Valkyrie ,I'm going to stay with Dwayne Johnson,I have no fighting skills so it's better if come I after," you had gestured to Korg.

"Alright then, I'll see you if I don't die" And with that she left you with the aliens,smiling up to them.

"The revolution has begun."

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"Hey, what's this?"

"Thank you." You had stood next to Korg as he had powered down the taser device on Loki's body,you had stood rocking on your balls of your feet in excitement to get home.

"Hey,man. We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. You wanna come?" Loki had jumped up,his hair a messy ,from the intense pain he had just suffered,from betraying his brother yet again.

"well you do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership." The smirk was interweaved into his voice, smooth as his greasy hair.

"Why, thank you."

"Hurry up! It has been too long since I've seen the dance seen in the james franco spiderman three!" You rushed forwards grabbing a hold of the mischief makers arm dragging him towards the ship. "Talkative and touchy," Loki just allowed you to drag him,with him supposively being evil,grinning.

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"uhhh, what's the chances of as all dying horribly? Do you think if i pretend to be dead she wouldn't notice?" Loki was driving the space ship,whilst you sat in the seat next to him,all the alien people sat or stood behind. You really be riding shotgun on a spaceship,it was you or korg.

Loki did not answer you , yet just slightly smiled glancing to you briefly, not a good sign, you'd think with two Gods you'd be fine ,but clearly not. "Hey do you think if Thor had to fight I don't know- AHH" You weren't sure who you meant to say as you face planted into the spaceship's floor,as Loki's flying had stopped so suddenly causing a jolt. You had laughed to your lesson quietly,patheticly in honesty ,covering up how embarrassing that was.

You felt as if you were Mantis ,when Drax had informed her to watch out after she got hit in the face. All you could think was there's like a bunch of aliens on this ship and it's guaranteed at least 3 have just seen you face plant. "Okay , that makes me wish that I was on Thors spaceship right now." Your hair in your face, forearms pressed against the cold metal floor.

"What does he have that I don't?" His voice seeped with sarcasm, okay maybe not he was probably just annoyed that a midgardian was aboard and could not shut up.

"He probably can fly this thing better, well it's probably Bruce but that's even better , do you even know how many PHDs he has?"

"Honestly I do not know and do not care."

"Wow that's not very nice . He has..wait I dont -" The smirk on Loki's face was stamped deep, as he pulled you out of your concentration by doing so. "Shut up I bet you say to all your lovers, ‘If you givee a chance I can be the god of your orgasm’” Honestly you don’t know what made you think of that , something tells you it’s to do with a dude that reads a lot of smut named Blake. Actually the author doesn’t know if he does but..

“Thank you darling, for the new material.”

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gender-says-no · 3 years

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Okay, so I'm just going to talk about some stuff about gender fluidity and the new Loki series. Be warned, I will be mentioning a negative view/comment about Loki being genderfluid that was said to me, and personally it upset me. So please be cautious if things like that trigger you easily. Also, please don't take offence to anything I say, some of my views on this subject might be influenced by my environment, and idek if anyone agrees with me. Also, this has spoilers if you haven't seen all 4 episodes!!!

Okay, so the Loki series finally addresses Loki being genderfluid. Yay! As a genderfluid individual, I was very happy and excited about that, as well as them confirming his sexuality. However, I see some problems with how it was addressed. I'll be using he/him pronouns for Loki, and she/her for Sylvie, as they do in the show. This is all over the place, and I apologize if any part of this offends anyone.

So, we know that in the comics, as well as Norse mythology, Loki is a shapeshifter. He can and does turn into other things, being an animal of sort, a female, etc. But instead of showing Loki altering himself to appear female, we were given a whole new Loki, aka Sylvie. Now, in the MCU, we're aware that there is a multiverse, however, in Loki, it seems that the TVA are only focused on protecting a single timeline, which they call The Sacred Timeline. The problem here is that if it's a single timeline, why is Sylvie only ever shown as a girl? Even as a child. It could be because this Loki variant primarily feels like a woman, prefers being a woman, or is just a cis woman. To me, it seems like they wanted to show Loki's genderfluidity without actually showing it. They basically gave us a gender bent Loki. Loki is male, Sylvie is female. That's that. And with the fact that the multiverse exists, it seems like shes a variant from another universe, even though the TVA doesnt seem concerned about other universes.

When we were shown Sylvie being taken by the TVA when she was a little girl, she doesnt appear to be doing anything wrong. It kinda just looks like she's playing?? And with what I've seen about the TVA, as soon as a variant causes a branch in the timeline, a team is sent out to fix it right away. So what did she do that messed up the timeline? When I told my family that I wondered what she had done to be considered a variant at such a young age, my father said, "Probably because she was born a goddess instead of a god." Theoretically, this could be true. In the timeline that they're protecting, Loki is only ever seen as being male, so Sylvie being female could technically be the cause. However, why would they wait? If the timeline was messed up by Sylvie being a goddess, a branch would have formed immediately and the timeless would have dealt with that right away. So that can't be the problem. So, naturally, I had to defend Sylvie, because Loki is genderfluid, so a female Loki shouldn't ruin a timeline. This lead him to say that Loki isn't genderfluid. To quote, "He's only genderfluid in the way that Thor's genderfluid. And the way that Steve is. He's only a girl when the writers decided to make him one."

First of all, obviously??? Marvel isn't real life, everything that happens in either the MCU or the comics is because the writers decided to do that. That's how fictional characters work!!

Second, what the fuck? He had mentioned right before that a female Loki is reasonable since Thor is also becoming a woman. Which? What?? He explained that Thor's passing the hammer onto a woman, so Thor is becoming a woman now. Which is so wrong. Thor is his name, not the title held by whoever has his hammer. It's not even a superhero name like Iron man or Spiderman. It's the name he was given at birth?? Hes just passing on the hammer to a woman, he's still Thor. And when has Steve ever been a woman?? I dont remember hearing about that, but I think that he might be referring to gemderbends, where in another universe, some characters are the opposite gender. In this case, they're two different people. In Loki, theres only one timeline, which I assume contains multiple universes, so it can be seen as logical to assume that Syvlie is just a gender bent Loki from another universe. And who knows, maybe she is, we can't actually know for sure right now. Seeing the other Lokis basically proves that the way they present themselves doesn't matter, even if it's not directly said. We're given the old comic version, a kid, a black man, and an alligator, as well as many more who show up later. The main 6 Lokis that the series has shown us have told their nexus events, besides Sylvie, and given what they are and how old most Lokis are, it's very safe to assume that how they appear doesn't matter. So this confirms that there are multiple universes that the TVA watch over. Because of all this, I would say that it's safe to just go ahead and assume that Syvlie is in fact just a gender bent Loki, which doesn't actually do anything about Loki being genderfluid. However, Syvlie could of just been presenting as female at the time of her nexus event, and had just chosen to stay that way after the TVA took her life away from her. That's all I have to say, feel free to lmk your opinions or ideas. Also feel free to tag me in posts about this (for about whatever, idc) if you want

Thanks for reading. And I hope you have a great day!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡

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