#thor doesn't just shriek he also jumps across the room and out the door and does not return until the next morning

[worstloki]

[middle of the night, the room is dark, THOR enters and opens the fridge, revealing PETER, MORGAN, HARLEY and NEBULA standing in a line]

Thor: oh it's you guys—

Peter, deep voice: with all that is golden in body

Thor: uh, what???

Morgan: And mind *anime transformation pose*

Thor, growing more worried by the second: ???

Harley: And spirit *anime transformation pose*

Thor, seriously not knowing what this is: ???

Nebula: And soul *anime transformation pose*

Thor, freaking out because what is this: ???

Peter: we summon tonight the life of death and all it's entailing ghouls *gestures to door*

[enter LOKI, hair wild, black clothes befrazzled, looking like death itself cooled over, illuminated only by the fridge light, bearing a striking resemblance to HELA and wearing a helmet that definitely resembles HELA's]

Thor: *shrieks*

#pov: you are a marvel executive and instead of handing in a resume with my qualifications for a job i give this and an embellished gold card #I also say 'you're welcome' in a horribly emulated rendition of Maui and wink before sauntering away cooler than the rest of marvel combined #the comedic potential of Tony having adopted the bunch is immeasurable #peter morgan harley nebula and loki pranking thor mercilessly >>> #they leave no survivors with each prank #thor doesn't just shriek he also jumps across the room and out the door and does not return until the next morning #healthy sibling interactions amirite #working together to fool thor is very healthy #i bet you thought i was talking about thor and loki as siblings #jokes on you but odin doesn't have adoption energy like tony does all he does is steal and eat hot chip and lie #so idek if loki was ever legally adopted as thor's brother and it's too late for marvel to try and fix that so it's 50:50 that he was stolen #so anyway another halloweenish post just because #please take the time to imagine what mayhem harley morgan loki peter and nebula would cause in quarantine