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#thor incorrect quotes

Thor: *Yeeting a pack of photos across the living room* Man Of Spiders! I have for you some photographs of our recent battles that you might exchange for gold!

Peter: Er… thanks Thor?! But next time maybe don’t lob them at me?

Thor: But Man of Spiders, is it not common for young Misguardians to Air Drop photographs to their friends?

Peter:

Thor:

Peter: Oh crap you were being serious

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Loki: [ stumbles into the kitchen, half awake - to see Mjölnir sitting in front of the refrigerator doors ]

Brunnhilde: [ staring deadpan into the camera, with microphone in hand ] Here, you can see the endangered Loki in it’s natural habitat.

Bruce: [ Alongside Brunnhilde ] We are here with you all to see how the specimen reacts to being faced with a troubling task.

Loki:

Loki: [ stabs refridgerator ]

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Loki: I told you all Thanos was bad news.
Y/N: Well, how can we trust your judgement? You don’t like anyone.
Loki: Wrong. I like you.
Y/N, blinks in confusion: Y-you do?
Thor: Years and years of having your heads up in your asses and you decide to get them out now. When people are in danger? When WE are in danger?
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