me: i rarely talk about my feelings. i’m emotionless. i have nothing to rant about because i feel nothing.
my secret spotify playlists, my locked pinterest boards, my private tumblr blogs, the message board of my old wattpad account:
Thor spider meme
The only thing dampening my joy is knowing there’s no way they’re gonna keep him fat now. So there went that bit of validity.
Took a break from working on my Call of Cthulhu oneshot to memeify what I assume will happen at some point during it.
Look, I understand wanting to improve Endgame Thor’s design in your art. Give him better armor. Comb his hair. Make it look like he’s at least HEARD of a shower.
But if your definition of improving Endgame Thor is to make him NOT FAT again, you, your edits, and your fanart are permanently cancelled.
Has this been done before
DJ Khaled as an Asgardian.
DJ Khaled: This song, I like!
DJ Khaled: ANOTHER!
anxiety: nobody like.. wants you
me: that’s okay. i want me
Thor (2011) sentence starters.
“I’m always right. There should be no guessing about it.”