#thor's trying but.... | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

magpie-murder · 5 months

Text

it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama

20 notes

👴🏻 is-odin-dead-yet

No.

#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here

112 notes

⛈️ god-of-thunder

I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.

While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Oh.

🐍 magic-theatre

is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)

⛈️ god-of-thunder

You're alive? Where are you?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Loki?

23,034 notes

🎨 bragis-apprentice

Just finished custom making this handle

#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art

2 notes

⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament

⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

?

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.

Correct this.

✨️ the-dashingest

I voted for Sif.

🪓 valiant-festivals

I voted for Sif.

🔺️ grim-warrior

I voted for Sif.

✨️ the-dashingest

Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?

🔺️ grim-warrior

I don't.

#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this 😬 #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol

1,879 notes

🐍 magic-theatre

i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.

#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me

689 notes

⛵️ modern-technologist Follow

umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.

it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??

@identifying-d𝚘gs-in-posts ??

🐕 identifying-dogs-in-posts Follow

Fenrir Lokison?

#😨

197 notes

✨️ the-dashingest

I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.

#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood

208 notes

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.

🐍 magic-theatre

that's what you get for vagueing.

cowards don't go to valhalla.

10,560 notes

🔮 alchemist-aura Follow Sponsored with Blaze 🔥

buy my potions! i'm having a Thor's Day sale! you can get an invisibility concoction for only 3 gold today! cheapest prices in the market! don't let that einar guy force you to pay 230 gold for a wyvern tooth when you can purchase an authentic one HERE from my brand new online shop

#alchemists on tumblr #all natural potions #freelance potion seller #potion grinds #handmade potions #potionmaker #potion seller #invisibility potion #wyvern tooth #einar has competition #stay hustling 💪 #please check out my shop link i worked really hard on it #:) #:))

#i know they're all ooc i was just trying to amuse myself #loki #thor #fandral the dashing #moon queen and magic theatre #loki marvel #marvel thor #marvel asgard #marvel #thor odinson #dashboard simulator #the warriors three #odin allfather

861 notes · View notes

daneol · 4 months

Text

It was really nice to see all the Odin siblings complete in another reality (if only the reality didn't have a rift on it they would've been happier somewhat) BUT IT FEELS NICE THAT THEY COULD JUST BE CASUAL!! It would be cool to see more of the 1602 universe

#what if season 2 #what if spoilers #what if #marvel #marvelstudios #hela #hela odinsdottir #loki #loki laufyeson #thor #thor odinson #loki was on his shakespear moment and then boom a rift opened and took his sister like what #EMPRESS HELA!!!!#like they aint killing eachother fr this is the best yo #AND THEY CARE ABT EACHOTHER #Props to Captain Carter for trying though

896 notes · View notes

jordanmoreau · 6 months

Text

—

Jordan is lying upside down on your bed, lanky legs spread across your sheets with their socked feet resting next to you. You’re sat cross legged, laptop in your lap as you type furiously. You halt typing for a second and jordan’s head pops up.

“Are you done now?” they ask hopefully. Their hair is pushed messily to one side, a chain necklace dangling over their chin due to their positioning.

You roll your eyes, not taking them away from the screen. this earns a groan from Jordan.

“Baby please, if you don’t pay attention to me soon, I might die,” they say dramatically, illustrating their point with wild hand motions.

Jordan throws an incredulous look at you as you try and fail to stifle a laugh.

“I’m serious! the bloods rushing to my head, I could have minutes left”.

When you don’t stir, they sit up properly and shuffle around so they’re facing the opposite direction. You glance up to see them shrugging off their jacket, their toned arms and back coming in to view. The feeling of your cheeks heating up at the sight makes you embarrassed.

You found anything jordan did attractive whether it was in their masculine or feminine form and this was no exception. something so simple and yet you couldn’t look away.

“If you want me so badly, you just have to ask,” Jordan calls, turning to face you now with a cheeky grin.

You had blinked and a once feminine Jordan was now in their male form, dimples and all. It filled you with joy that they felt comfortable to change whenever they liked around you, you loved them either way.

“Full of yourself much?” you ask, however your actions contradict your chiding tone. You push the laptop off your lap now, leaning forward to crawl over to them, closing the space between you.

The way you’re perched, you now sit taller than jordan on the bed and they look up at you with big doe eyes, a small smirk playing on their lips. You lean down slowly and give them a soft kiss, cupping their cheek with your hand. Jordan melts into you, one hand reaching up to place hold you by your nape. You could feel their fingers graze your hair lightly as they kissed you.

#I’m trying out writing a little for jordan because I just love them #let me know thoughts #this is just a little like imagine I guess?#jordan li x reader #jordan li #gen v #the boys #london thor #derek luh

527 notes · View notes

showmethesneer · 1 year

Text

#these are tumblr movies in my mind #by which i mean i used to personally see the gifsets EVERYWHERE #there are obviously more #but these are some of the ones i immediately think of #not picking Goncharov cuz i'm trying to capture a more nostalgic era than 2 months ago #knives out #jupiter ascending #xmfc #x men first class #thor ragnorak #captain america the winter soldier #the force awakens #kingsman the secret service #bohemian rhapsody #jennifer's body #pride and prejudice #polls

2K notes · View notes

beheworthy · 1 year

Photo

694 notes · View notes

fruggin-bitch · 2 months

Text

Idk if it’s just me but it lowkey pisses me off when people use they/them for Alex Fierro

Like she specifically states that she doesn’t use they/them. In the book. Upfront and simple. Magnus asks and she gives him a clear and detailed answer. Alex uses she/her and he/him. She/her when she identifies as female and he/him when he identifies as male. This is said multiple times.

When referring to her in a post or fic or whatever, y’all have two very clear choices that are laid out for you on a silver platter BY ALEX IN THE BOOKS

#at least try #even if you don’t switch between pronouns or if you just use she or he #you could at least try and read the source material #Alex has a whole page of dialogue about why he uses the pronouns he does #like it’s not that hard #bean thinks #Alex fierro #Magnus chase #mcga #ship of the dead #hammer of Thor #riordanverse

184 notes · View notes

anabimelo · 11 months

Text

968 notes · View notes

worstloki · 4 days

Text

imagine being Thanos and you get completely conned by this Asgardian Prince sorcerer guy you tortured and left with a mind-addling infinity stone years ago and when you chase him down 10 years later you find out he wasn't even Asgardian or their Prince the entire time

#Thanos like ????????????#Loki listing off titles with the clear intention that he's only just coming to accept them as his own with Thor #and Thanos is there trying to recall proof that he was a sorcerer at least because????? huh????????????????#like Thanos doesn't care but he's been under this assumption of basic info and Loki is there like ach yea i'm blue dontcha know #Thanos is going to strangle the man either way #but like #most things about the guy went under the radar??????#Thanos like hold on you lost me 3 infinity stones AND you swindled about who you were?!?!?????#shoddy workmanship that Other guy had isn't it???#'good thing i fired him'

101 notes · View notes

abitofboth · 6 months

Text

no HANG ON the fact that original timeline loki sacrificed everything to save the universe against thanos. and this timeline’s loki saw himself die saving his brother, his universe, in that time theatre, and he did it again. he sacrificed everything again to save the multiverse.

in both timelines, he went from having nothing, to having everything- a love for thor, for asgard, the universe, and a love for mobius, for the tva, for the multiverse- and his love for for everything was the very reason he sacrificed himself and went straight back to nothing again.

Loki could never be a villain again. his heart is too big for that

#loki spoilers #do you see what I mean??!!!!#og timeline loki fought so hard to stay alive #he finally found a home with thor and with asgard #and the second that was put under threat he sacrificed himself trying to save everyone #tva timeline loki found a home with mobius and the tva #he admitted he never want to be alone again #that he couldn’t part from his friends. he didn’t want to #and he saw that all under threat. the entire multiverse #and he sacrificed everything #he let himself be completely alone again to protect the ones he loves #DYOU SEE WHAT I MEAANNNN!!!!!#loki #mcu #marvel #millie talks

256 notes · View notes

justblaterando · 1 year

Text

Just your monthly reminder that when Mai said the ICONIC the LEGENDARY the GENIUS the SPECTASTIC “I love Zuko more than I fear you” she was ready to die.

My girl brought knives to a LIGHTNING fight.

684 notes · View notes

ganymede-g · 1 year

Text

new god of war oc just dropped

hafnar is týr’s kid, but he’s nothing like him. he absolutely sucks at being diplomatic, can be pretty tone deaf, and has no problem beating people up. an overall well-adapted individual if i do say so myself!!

#god of war #atreus #oc #he has a strained relationship with tyr seeing that he’s always everywhere but home #he was super close with his mother who was a full-blooded jotunn #but yk how that ended #*looks at thor and odin*#i imagine atreus stumbling upon hafnar’s rickety shack in the most obscure place in midgard #with angrboda when they try to find the rest of the giants together #and trying to befriend him #but .. that’s a work-in-progress at best #but knowing atreus he’d be annoyingly persistent #god of war ragnarok #gow #gow ragnarok #hafnar

840 notes · View notes

chrisquartet · 2 years

Text

Good morning. What would you like for breakfast?

#I’m not trying to post spoilers here #chris hemsworth #thor #thor love and thunder

2K notes · View notes

aubreality · 1 year

Text

Unpopular opinion but-

#god of war #kratos #god of war ragnorak #god of war thor #look he's hot okay?#he's was trying his best #i love him

987 notes · View notes

artforkuponuts · 2 months

Text

Got an ask on my curiouscat about a quick comic so I doodled it real quick.

#loki #mogs art #thorki #thor #thunderfrost #doodle #tbh this is p bad quality but i might revisit it and try to make a tiny comic #the problem with that is just that i absolutely suck at sequencial art lmao #unfinished #rough sketch #mcu loki

69 notes · View notes

thaliasthunder · 10 months

Text

just remembered magnus is canonically atheist and as an atheist in a really religious and conservative country that has had bad experiences w intolerant believers once they discovered im atheist, i would absolutely die for him

#the way one is on his ass to try to force him to believe in any god or follow any religion?#it healed my religious trauma #atheist magnus i would take a bullet for u #magnus chase #mcga #incorrect mcga #magnus chase and the hammer of thor #alex fierro #samirah al abbas #atheism #rick riordan #riordanverse #pjo #hoo #pjo/hoo

281 notes · View notes

beheworthy · 10 months

Text

If all goes well, you don't get caught or shot in the face, I'll meet you on the other side and give you a kiss. Failing that? It's been a pleasure.

Chris Hemsworth & Idris Elba Extraction 2 (2023)

238 notes · View notes