val an thor /?
YES I LOVE THEM
who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter:
Val was irritated. All she wanted to do was life her goddamn werewolf life and die of natural causes but then she gets hit by and arrow and this fucking asshole shows up with his stupid grin and his stupid fucking war hammer (who the fuck uses a war hammer?).
and then he he decides to fuCKING HELP HER AND FIX HER UP? she hates his stupid blond hair and his stupid bright blue eyes and his stupid soft smile that he reserves just for her.
who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman:
Thor was soooo tired of being out in the open sea. He wanted to see land, for fuck’s sake! So he did the obvious thing - he swam closer to shore. And then got stuck in a fisherman’s trap.
She thought about selling him first…she could get a good amount of money out of that, but then…she couldn’t. something just stopped her, right in her tracks. so she cut him out of her nets and snapped at him to leave and don’t get stuck because next time i’ll sell you. But of course, he didn’t listen - deciding to show up again every day to chatter at her as she worked.
then one day:
“Shut up.” She growled.
His grin widened. “Make me.”
And so she did. (no she didn’t hurt him she kissed him pls i hope you understand)
who’s the witch and who’s the familiar:
Thor’s a witch…of sorts. A weather witch, really. Predicting weather, and occasionally sending over some rain to a drought-worn village.
but when this scruffy, aggressive dog shows up one day, angry and injured, he and help but do his best to heal her. she left after, but only for a couple days.
(she likes his stew)
who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict:
Thor enjoys being a barista. The coffee shop’s usually bustling with new people to talk to. There are the regulars, of course, who he adores - not to mention that most of them give really good tips.
there is one regular, though, who always seems to confuse him. all she says to him is her name and coffee order, and never answers his questions. she’s always working on something, and is constantly ordering more coffee.
he asks her, one time, why she has so much coffee. she answers with a dry “it’s better than alcohol” and for some reason, it makes him laugh. her mouth quirks up in a small smile, and he smiled back.
who’s the professor and who’s the TA:
Thor teaches meteorology. His TA…is kind of a mess. Good thing he doesn’t need help too often, because she always shows up hungover and exhausted.
but she’s spunky and all sharp edges. sometimes, he gets soft - he knows how to order discipline, but because of his childhood he hates enforcing it. thankfully, he had her to bark at a couple students to shut up and sit down for fuck’s sake.
he told her off for it later, but god is she cool.
who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss):
thor does NOT need a guard. he can take care of himself, thank you very much, and he tells his knight just that.
all she does is roll her eyes and say “yeah, and i’m not that fond of you either, princess”
offended, he challenges her to a duel. she wins, pinning him down with a dagger at his neck and oh, fuck.
who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent:
Val’s daughter means the world to her. She didn’t really care for anyone else, but her kid? No one hurts her kid. So when her baby comes home with a bruise on her cheek and a suspension, she storms to the school, demanding why her kid was hurt.
thor, the stupidly cheerful teacher, simply explains that while he is all for standing up for oneself, one does not beat up another child and call him a “stupid banana head” for stealing her cookies.
who’s the writer and who’s the editor:
thor’s ideas are wonderful, yes. but for fuck’s sake, he had the spelling of a FOURTH GRADER. come on, dude, use grammarly or some shit. val decides to focus her energy into telling him off for his spelling.
better than focusing on his annoyingly gorgeous eyes.
thanks for the ask!!!