#thoughts of notund

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

#thoughts of notund #shitpost

[notund]

i get that the contents of the original nuzlocke comic haven't aged well but how could you do this. how could you not put THE nuz locke in the thumbnail

#thoughts of notund #pokemon

[notund]

ah, i see... you deny your penis its purpose... it yearns to be stuck into industrial machinery

#thoughts of notund #shitpost #metal gear rising

[notund]

bro this gloryhole fucking sucks its just 3 triangles n shit.

#thoughts of notund #shitpost

[notund]

got sniped by tumblr and lost my account that was 6+ years old because i made fun of the CEO. oopsie

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[notund]

#thoughts of notund #baka city funny moments

[notund]

please

#shitpost #thoughts of notund

[notund]

no fighting game playstyle has resonated with me as much as potemkin's. it's like a baby trying to fit blocks into holes except with chainsaw. i fiddle with the joy stick in two quarter circles and send a drone strike to my opponent for the crime of being in the air near me

#guilty gear #thoughts of notund

[notund]

all the touhou fairies are genderfae in the most literal way possible

#touhou #thoughts of notund

[notund]

fuck with me

#thoughts of notund #shitpost

[notund]

hip new light novel titled "I'm Stroking My Dick I Got Lotion On My Dick And Shit"

#thoughts of notund #shitpost

[notund]

it kinda sucks that roblox has a hold on so many young indie devs, because there's so many interesting ideas and cool things that are made in it that it kinda makes you wonder what they could be making without being exploited by the platform into doing free work

#thoughts of notund

[notund]

when your mutual reblogs your post so you go onto their blog and reblog a few of their posts and this continues for a little bit. that's a true warrior's bond

#thoughts of notund

[notund]

force flanderization sissily hiddily hoo hypno

#thoughts of notund #shitpost

[notund]

went into my physics class and we were doing introductions and shit. thats normal and all. teacher says he's a landlord. i wince. "whatever, it doesn't matter here so i won't think much of it" i say to myself. 30 minutes in the class is derailed by him suddenly talking about why starting a family is important and saying you should find a pro life doctor

#thoughts of notund

[notund]

time to christen this blog

#thoughts of notund #pets