#throne of glass incorrect quotes
Aelin: I feel a strange emotion towards you.
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Incorrect ToG #26
Lysandra: should we have a Romeo and Juliet moment?
Aedion: yeah sure
Lysandra: What are you doing?
Aedion: I’ve got the poison
Lysandra: I meant the young foolish love kinda thing, you wet rag
Aedion, blinking: oh yeah, that too I guess
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Aelin : do you have a date for valentine's day?
Fenrys : yeah, February 14th.
Aelin : i- nevermind.
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Lorcan : there are 21 letters in the alphabet.
Elide : no wth are you dumb, there's 26.
Lorcan : oh right, i must have forgotten URAQT
Elide : Lorcan, you're 500. You must know the alphabets by now.
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Rowan : so what happened?
Fenrys : she kicked me in the face.
Rowan : and why did you kick him in the face?
Aelin : the bitch said 'what are those?' and so i gave him a better look.
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Dorian : i had this dream where i got arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because i dont even pay taxes.
Lysandra : ...
Lysandra : thats the definition of tax evasion tho-
Chaol : shhhhhhh
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Lorcan: Love is weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.
Rowan: You’re literally making a birthday card for Elide right now.
Lorcan: [pointing a glue gun at him] You’re on thin fucking ice, Whitethorn.
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Lorcan : WHO ATE ALL MY COOKIES DO YOU WANT ME TO KI-
Elide : that would be me.
Lorcan : -TO KISS YOU?
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Elide : who knew getting in trouble would be so difficult?
Yrene : i gotta hand it to you Aelin, you make it look so easy!
Aelin : years of practice.
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Aelin when she first meets rowan : so where are you from?
Rowan : here and there.
Aelin : what do you do?
Rowan : this and that.
Aelin : do you ever...
Rowan : now and then.
Aelin : boy you’re just full of information aren’t you
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Lorcan : why are you looking at me through a fork?
Aelin : im pretending ur in jail.
Lorcan : why?
Aelin : its spiritually healing.
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Dorian : i want to live in your socks bro.
Chaol : what the heck bro?
Dorian : So i can be with you every step of the way.
Chaol : *tearing up* bro?
Dorian : Bro.
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Aelin: don’t worry, I’m fine.
Rowan: you were stabbed!
Aelin: I’ve been stabbed before!
Rowan: it’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!
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Dorian: when I was younger I tried to form a gang once.
Aelin: How did it go?
Chaol: It turned into a book club
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Chaol, running into the room : GUYS! DORIAN JUST TOLD MANNON HE LIKES HER!
Aedion : shit! its tuesday, isn’t it?! who had tuesday on their bingo card?!
Lysandra : i had friday!
Fenrys : i had sunday!
Aelin : YES! I HAD TUESDAY! HAND OVER 20 DOLLARS LOSERS!!
Aedion : Damn you, Dorian! couldnt you have waited one more day?
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y/n : shake it Dorian
Dorian : *shimmies*
y/n : the container of salad in your hands, dorian.
Dorian : oH-
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Dorian : Aelin said it was ok.
Chaol : that probably means its not ok-
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Lysandra : Aelin, arn’t you gonna help us?
Aelin : to quote Hamlet act III, scene iii, line 92 :
Aelin : ‘no’
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Gavriel: You’re gonna shut up and apologise.
Fenrys: In that order? Could be difficult.
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Dorian: I'm having a problem with my father
Caelena: kill him
Caelena: Then I'll kill him for you
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