Superheroes after defeating Thanos helped Pepper with Morgan and babysat little Stark. It’s finally Quill and Thor’s turn. Peter immediately suggests some crazy ideas and Thor, trying to be more mature than his love, tries to interject but fails due to not being able to tell Peter no. When Pepper got back, the house was a mess. At least the three troublemakers had fun.
Peter hid behind a dumpster, clutching his gun close to his chest and trying to breathe as quietly as humanly possible. He peaked around the corner to view the abhorrent monstrosity sniffing the air with his elongated black snout. He silently cursed himself when the monster turned to him, eyeless sockets locking onto him and black, dripping fur standing on edge to make sharp points like a porcupine. The starman braced himself for a fight when suddenly a crack of thunder and a flash of lighting illuminated a being falling from the sky. The monster didn’t have a moment to react as Thor swung his hammer, decapitating the abomination and coating himself and the abandoned lot in sticky green goo, only narrowly missing the man behind the dumpster.
Peter stood up from his hiding spot, careful to avoid stepping in the mess as he approached the god.
“Man, I totally had that under control!”
Thor turned to face Peter, arms stretched wide open and half of his face painted in the green goo.
“Ah, Starlord! Come! Greet me proper.”
Peter let out a small snort and crossed his arms.
“There is absolutely no way I’m kissing you when you’re covered in monster guts,” he stated defiantly.
Thor pulled the shorter man to him, cupping his cheek with his hand (which was disgustingly dripping with sticky green) and kissed the revolted man.
“It is monster blood, not monster guts.”
The brunette made a face at the god.
“That’s still disgusting; you’re disgusting for kissing me while you smell like dead monster.”
Thor chuckled, eyes bright, and kissed Peter again.
Thank you @asmoshingeki. I, too, kiss my partner while covered in monster blood.
The wind howled outside the warm coffee shop that Peter was hunkered down in. It was cold and he wasn’t real fond of the chill that went straight to his bones when he went outside. He was glaring into his hot cider when his eyes caught onto the sight of a certain God of Thunder standing in line waiting his turn to order something presumably warm. He stood up, chair scraping on the wooden floor quietly, as he made his way over to the handsome blond who was currently ordering ‘one of those melted chocolate drinks, thank you’.
Peter handed the woman at the register cash before Thor could pull out his wallet.
“This one is on me, big guy,” Peter announced pleasantly as he patted the other man’s chest.
“Starlord! A wonderful surprise,” Thor greeted with a big grin.
They made their way back to Peter’s table once Thor got his drink. The wind rattled the window next to them.
“It is cold out.”
Peter nodded silently, his eyes darting out to view the graying streets outside.
“It is pretty warm in my ship,” he stated, trying to sound like he was saying it offhandedly.
Peter turned to look at Thor who had an amused expression on his face and a slightly wicked grin.
“Yeah, especially my bed. Y'know, if you’re cold, I’m willing to share. I’m not selfish,” he said with a shrug, his own grin teasing onto his face.
The blond man motioned to the door with his head, his eyes twinkling. The wind wasn’t going to be the only thing howling tonight.
I hope you enjoy this @disruptiveoddsbish. I honestly didn’t know where I was going to go with this.