#thw shitpost

[10blue10]

Erets Rant

“You’re right, bud. It’s time. Go. Lead them to the Hidden World,” Hiccup told Toothless. “You’ll be safe there. Safer than you could ever be with me.”

“Bullshit,” said Eret. He couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Or seeing, for that matter. Once again, everyone was just blindly doing what Hiccup wanted.

“What?”

“You heard me. Bullshit. What makes you think he won’t be safe up here? On this insanely tall island that only dragons can reach the top of?” he demanded. “And what do you mean, lead them to the Hidden World? Who’s ‘them’ exactly?”

“The other dragons.”

“What, the wild ones?”

“No… Eret, the world just isn’t ready for dragons. You saw that armada! It’s better if we let them go; they’ll all be safe in the Hidden World, away from hunters. Toothless is the King of Dragons; he has to go and be their leader.”

Eret scoffed a mocking laugh. “You’ve gotta be kidding me. That’s your argument? I’m pretty sure we just watched your precious ‘king of dragons’ order this entire flock into cages, just to save his sparkly new girlfriend.”

They both flinched. “He didn’t have a choice! Grimmel was gonna kill her”-

“Of course he wasn’t gonna kill her. She was his only bargaining chip. And even if he was, that doesn’t make your dragon a good leader! What the hell happened to ‘the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few’?” Eret glared. “I’m just gonna fucking say it. Toothless is a terrible Alpha.”

Everyone gasped. Eret pushed on. “He wasn’t trying to keep the flock under control back on Berk, then he ditched ‘em all to chase after her,” he jabbed his thumb at the Light Fury, who hissed, “and when he comes back he orders all our dragons to please walk into the cages. Grimmel never even told him to!”

Astrid snapped “you’re out of line. How dare you speak to your chief like that?”

Your chief. Something in Eret broke free. He’d already lost a lot of respect for Hiccup; in that moment, he lost respect for Astrid as well. “He’s not my chief. Even if he were, I wouldn’t listen to him. He’s as bad a leader as his dragon.”

More shocked gasps. For a bunch of Vikings, these people sure were sensitive. “Hiccup is a great chief!” Astrid protested. “He’s one of the best we’ve ever”-

“Would a great chief cram his village full of dragons?” Eret sneered. “Would a halfway decent chief do that, risking injury and food shortage? Or force his entire tribe to abandon their home and chase a myth, or force them to give up their scaly friends - why, because there’ll always be bad people out there?”

Hiccup snapped “if you’d warned us about Grimmel sooner, we could have been better prepared. Maybe next time don’t wait until the last bloody minute!”

“Oh, no, don’t you dare try to pin your shortcomings on me. I admit, I could have mentioned Grimmel earlier - but everything I just mentioned, that was all your doing.” He poked the younger man in the chest. “If you think I’m gonna let you strand me on this gods-forsaken rock, I’ve got news for you. I’m taking Skullcrusher and I’m going home. To my actual home, and my actual tribe.”

“Fine! Go! See if I care,” Hiccup scowled. “But you’re not taking Skullcrusher. He belongs with his own - hey!” Eret was already climbing into the saddle.

Well, since he was leaving forever, might as well burn a few more bridges. “Bye, everyone! Gobber, I feel sorry for the next bloke you start creeping on. Valka, have fun getting hit on by Snotlout. Fishlegs… you’re the only one I still like. Good job.” He waved to their shocked faces as Skullcrusher took off.

#thw salt #thw shitpost #eret son of eret

[raccoonpog]

Projecting

#giggling kicking my feet at thw start of this shitpost drawing #by the end of it i was ready to collapse #ender king #philza #caineart

[thesillay]

drew pearl over a silly pic of jinx :3

pearl is the name i gave to the lf since she looks like a pearl color wise and i hc that lfs are semi aquatic ^_^

#not a thought behind those eyes #httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd art #light fury #the light fury #httyd light fury #httyd the hidden world #httyd thw #httyd 3 #gooberpants5000 #shitpost

[hraeesvelgr]

#sorry im shitposting #this was my friends idea #i dont know who drew thw original comic... ahh.... #oh well. its been mishanksified now #art #one piece #mishanks #dracule mihawk #shanks #red haired shanks #hawkeye mihawk #one piece fanart

[flowers-but-gay]

#thw pimneappler #196 #wunkus #shitpost

[foxilixo]

I love that half the fnaf fandom consider the Fnaf Musical by Random Encounters as being more canon than the actual movie and i think that's the most fandom the fandoms ever fandomed

#shitpost #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf musical #the fnaf movie #thw fnaf musical #random encounters #markiplier #matpat #they were literally fucking hand puppets #but matpat as purple guy was a good choice

[toothbrushfingers]

it is way too easy to find awkward pictures of hiccup

#httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd fandom #httyd movies #httyd rob #httyd dob #httyd 3 #thw #httyd thw #the hidden world #hiccup haddock #hiccup #httyd franchise #httyd meme #httyd shitpost #shitpost #httyd shows

[eemoo1o-tfrmoo]

Snotlout: Dad, can Hookfang please come in the house? It’s raining out.

Spitelout: (in his armchair surrounded by Kingstail and a Snafflefang, and a Terrible Terror on his lap) Can’t. Not enough room.

#the snafflefang is from thw. terrible terror is from the first film. #httyd #snotlout jorgenson #spitelout jorgenson #kingstail #spitelout’s terrible terror #spitelout’s snafflefang #incorrect quotes #original post #shitpost #spitelout neutral post

[guinevereslancelot]

me when i do the bare minimum: productivity 😌☕️📒✔️💛

#im sooo behind on everything i need to do but i have done enough to fake not behind behind i think #so the pressure is off and the pressure of an immediate deadline is my only motivation so now i will accomplish nothing <3 #anyway. why am i like this #i am NOT thw kind of person who should be considering going for a second degree and yet i am #even tho i barely managed the first one #this has been a shitpost

[beebooca]

Zephune be like:

my silly little babies…

#httyd #httyd oc #how to train your dragon #my art #httyd rtte #httyd thw #original character #httyd 2 #httyd zephyr #zephyr haddock #shitpost #meme drawing #meme redraw #autism x adhd

[10blue10]

Anti-Grimmel Song

You’re an ugly crusty bigot with a face just like a troll And when it comes to boasting, sir, well you are on a roll But I for one ain’t buying any of the lies you tell So let’s go through them one by one and disprove them as well

You said that Stoick knew of you but if he really did I’m pretty sure he would’ve tried to warn his only kid That you might try and kill Toothless but he never said a word So I suspect that claim of yours is patently absurd

I know you think that Night Furies cannot survive the cold Yet Toothless seems quite fine here and he’s 21 years old These islands are a few degrees south of freezing to death And if Furies really hate the cold he’d already have left

You also like to tell folks that Night Furies cannot fly Long distances without a rest, but that is just a lie Toothless once flew for miles back to Berk in ‘bout a day With Drago fucking Bludvist on his shoulders by the way

And you seem quite convinced that Night Furies mate for life How generous of you to try and get Toothless a wife But how would you even know that if you only ever kill Night Furies when you see them; I say that’s a load o’ swill

And now at last we have come to the biggest lie of all That you tell everyone you meet because you have the gall To expect us to believe that you’ve killed every Night Fury Except the most conspicuous one in all of history

And that is why I took the time to write and sing this song Because I just couldn’t resist the chance to prove you wrong So I hope anyone who’s listening can now admit That every word out of your mouth is just complete bullshit

#thw salt #thw shitpost #grimmel

[besuretosavorit]

Therapist: Twunk Kiryu isn't real, he can't hurt you

Twunk Kiryu:

#changing the entire cut of the suit and making thw shirt tighter is a...choice #also nishiki is in this collab but i was so disturbed by twunkified kiryu i couldnt even appreciate him #kiryu kazuma #kazuma kiryu #kiryu slander #yakuza shitpost #yakuza series #rgg

[one-in-boots]

Biology worksheet included this comic for some reason

Comedic genius in the wild! I had to pursue, so I visited Theresa McCracken's website and holy mother of bangers

This person can fucking DRAW a cow.

McHumour.com just never misses

Note that there were 8310 child labour themed cartoons before this one.

I don't even understand the point they are trying to make half the time.

What?

#thw watermark adds so much #cartoons #boomers #comedy #shitposting #cows

[autismsplosion]

get your fucking ears out of the caption

#my art #doodle #self ship #self ship art #fictional other #si: vik bernadette #🐇 bunny love #shitpost #i drew thw charcters too big for the bed ❤️

[ace-of-dragons-art]

I'm a lesbian and I own a sword so understandably I'm considering making that my entire personality

#i got thw sword from my grandfather #he was like #i heard you like swords #and i was like #you heard correctly #and he was like #cool i have this sword do you want it? #OF COURSE I WANT IT #anyway now i own a sword #lesbian #sword #sword lesbian #sabas shitpost #queer #gay #shitpost

[ivvmell]

codys scar and the 50 tones of its options or the first case why i love exactly this one clone

#the wolffe's scar everybody draw +- the same #thw fox's face and scar is just smth like force in sw everything and nothing #but cody's scar is whats the arter's style looks like in general #and persons loves percent to canon and fanon #iva's shitpost