#tid incorrect quotes

[caylenqueen]

Will: Tessa and I are no longer dating.

Tessa: Will, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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[lesbocrocker]

Will: I like girls, so I must be straight. But I also like boys, so I must be gay.

Magnus, a bisexual: What I’m about to say will blow your mind.

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[jemsbitch]

What if Kit cannot look directly at Tessa’s eyes because they are the exact same shade as Ty’s?

#idk I’ve heard of the theory that what if Ty inherited tessa s eyes so does that mean every time kit look at those eyes he thinks of ty? #every once in a blue moon some tsc thoughts appear and I’m like damn I’ll never be over it huh #twp WHEN #shadowhunters #the shadowhunters chronicles #tsc #tsc incorrect quotes #incorrect tsc quotes #the infernal devices #incorrect tid quotes #tid #tessa gray #james carstairs #tid incorrect quotes #incorrect tmi quotes #the mortal instruments #the dark artifices #tda #tda incorrect quotes #tda gang #kit herondale #kit herondale x ty blackthorn #ty blackthorn #ty x kit #kit x ty #the wicked powers #incorrect tda quotes #twp #christopher herondale #tiberius blackthorn

[addisonstars]

i had a little too much fun with an incorrect quotes generator 🤭🤭

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

will: meeting new people is a pain, I never know what to say

jem: just be yourself, say something nice

will: which one? i can't do both

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[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Charlotte: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Will: No

Charlotte: * turns to Tessa and Jem * What do I do now?

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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...

Will at night:

Will: fuck

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[caterpillarinacave]

Tessa: Alright, so I'm in love with Will.

Sophie:

Tessa: Thoughts?

Sophie: And prayers.

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[kaitcreates]

Gabriel: Idiot.

Will: That fact is well established and adds nothing to the conversation.

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[caylenqueen]

Tessa: So, Will is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Jem: Why?

Tessa: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Will, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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[lesbocrocker]

Jem: Do you think we went overboard with the halloween decorations?

Will: nah it’s cool

Tessa: The backyard is on fire.

Will: aesthetic

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[jemsbitch]

Tessa X Will: passion and fire, fireworks, libraries, stolen kisses in hidden corridors, gasoline, spilled ink, letters and poems, desperation, driving over the speed limit, tangled messy hair, so much longing and yearning that it is physically painful.

Tessa X Jem: slowburn, slow exhale after long kisses, deep understanding and compassion, feather light touches, melancholy music, adoration, intertwined fingers, head on a shoulder, smiles that can light up a room, long walks, tight embraces that feel like home.

Jem X Will: comfortable silence, lingering looks, playful smiles, loud laughter, shenanigans, clasped hands, finishing each other’s sentences, windblown hair, sparking eyes, always looking for the other first in a crowded room, fighting till last breath, bruised knuckles, love so pure that it is too good for the world.

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[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Jem to Will: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.

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[cityofdownwardspirals]

Tessa: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.

Will: There are no books in prison.

Tessa: *sigh* Thank you.

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[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

Gideon: I asked Sophie out.

Gabriel: I'm sorry.

Gideon: Why?

Gabriel: Well I assumed she said no.

Gideon: What. No. She said yes.

Gabriel: Really? Wow damn, then I'm sorry for her.

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

*jem and tessa talking* *jem phone buzzes* jem: oh, it's will jem: he's upset with benedict and tatiana jem: *buzz* and gabriel jem: *buzz* and gideon jem: *buzz* and the clave

#i didn't realize all of the people will was upset were the lightwood family but it fits ig #will herondale #tessa gray #jem carstairs #wessa #jessa #heronstairs #herongraystairs #the infernal devices #tid #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #herongraystairs incorrect quotes #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #benedict lightwood #tatiana blackthorn #gideon lightwood #gabriel lightwood #source: big bang theory