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noxcheshire · 8 days
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HOT TAKE
But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.
Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.
Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.
But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.
HEAR ME OUT
JUST HEAR ME OUT
I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.
The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —
And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.
But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.
This man will being going THROUGH IT.
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mamawasatesttube · 1 month
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an excerpt of tim car fic wip :)
“My goddamn luck,” Tim mutters. He made such a point of being ready to change his tires on the side of the road, and then his stupid jack gave out on him. This is so stupid.
He rocks back on his heels and kicks at the gravel and pebbles in the dirt. It’s hot as hell, and he’s stuck on the side of the road. He can get back in the car, but that won’t help with the tire situation.
He looks back down at the offending jack, scrunching up his face with displeasure, and—
“Ohhh, come on!”
There’s grass stains on his cargo shorts now, just to add insult to injury. Tim throws up his hands and stalks a few meters away, blows out a breath, and sets his hands on his hips as he stares across the pasture. That one cow is staring at him again.
Ugh. So he’s got two options. He can call roadside assistance—which he really doesn’t want to do—or he can just…
Yeah, there’s only one real option.
Tim stalks back to the Redbird, opens the passenger side door, and clambers in. It’s getting hot in here already, though it’s still blessedly cooler than outside; he wipes his sweaty hands on his shorts and grabs his phone.
Kon picks up on the second ring. “Helloooo, sunshine! How’s Gotham’s most irresistable little freaknugget doing this fine afternoon?”
Mood already lifting, Tim wrinkles his nose. “What did you just—? Don’t say that again.”
Kon’s laughter rings out, a bright, clear peal even through the phone. “Whatever you say, babycakes. What’s up?”
Tim can just picture him lounging indolently back in midair, tossing one leg over another and resting his cheek in his palm. It’s amazing what just the sound of Kon’s voice does for Tim’s temper.
“I’m having an… issue,” Tim says. Clears his throat. It’s a little embarrassing. “That I could, uh. Use some assistance with.”
Kon’s voice is sharper, more alert. “An issue? What happened? Are you okay?”
“I’m fine,” Tim hastily assures. “I just, uh. Well. I’ve run into a sort of… problem.”
“What do you mean, a problem?”
Tim’s face is hot. This is so stupid. “Um. A… scenario. Of the suboptimal variety.”
Kon exhales. “Rob, for the love of god. I’m gonna call you a freaknugget again if you don’t actually elaborate in the next ten seconds.”
Tim huffs. “Okay, don’t do that. Fine. I have, uh… I kind of have a flat tire.” This is mortifying. “And I know I said I expected that, with the experimental tires. But my dumb hydraulic jack has a leak. So I can’t fix it. So.”
A pause.
And then, to Tim’s indignation, Kon giggles.
“Oh my god, Tim, you had me worried for a second there!” Tim can hear his grin in his voice. “I’ll be there in just a sec, sweet cheeks. Sit tight and look pretty, okay?”
Tim rolls his eyes, but since it’s just a phone call, he doesn’t bother trying to mask his smile. “Yeah, yeah, whatever. …Thanks, Kon.”
“Anytime.” And then the line clicks off.
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saphicsol · 1 year
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bart fart smooch
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weaverofink · 1 year
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idk maybe it was just the name but the instant i saw this Gerard Donelan comic i instantly thought of Them
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sandersgrey · 1 year
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I think when Kon came back alive Tim shouldve gotten to jump into his arms and kissed him. w tongue. for three hours
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hijinxinprogress · 2 months
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Cassie, Bart, Tim, & Cissie are writers but Anita, Greta, & Kon are theater kids
Anita, Greta, and Kon being sad theater kids then you have Cassie, Cissie, and Bart being sad writers and then there’s Tim who’s just like that for some reason 
If Tim’s not available, Anita’s the best at espionage and subterfuge. Anita just refuses to do deep covers which is why technically Tim’s the go to for espionage like these maniacs could convince a complete stranger that they were twins and raised together
Tim can write a 57 paged research paper in an hour, he can outwit almost anyone, he can make up an identity on the spot, he can even lie to Batman but creative writing is the bane of his existence which makes no sense to Cassie or Anita and they’re so fucking offended 
“But you’re the most dramatic person we know?” “And you’re telling me you can’t write??” “Writing is hard!” “mf acting is hard???” “Physics is hard wtf…you can’t write???” “Leave me alone” (They’re mostly upset bc he’s a fucking nerd so any fic he writes would be long as hell and what is the team supposed to do during mission briefings?? Listen to the jl?? Not on your fucking life)
They think this means they’re safe bc Tim doesn’t know about fanfic but Cissie knows for a fact that he does (Tim’s a very popular beta writer for hero fics bc he’s so detailed about costumes, powers, allies/dynamics, vehicles & etc of literally every hero, anithero, and villain) but she can’t say shit bc Tim beta’d 23 of her 47 wondergirl x reader fics (they’re all 60k+ fics) 
Bart’s a jack of all trades but he prefers to write like angst and shit so he writes like angst no comfort mind fuckery with characters doing stupid stuff while in danger (the rest of yj is so offended when they find out it’s about all the shit he does alone when they’re too busy)
Kon’s an extreme hater so he just reads Cassie, Anita, & Barts fics and fucking acts them out in the most dramatic way possible like they’re fucking up diplomatic shit in space while a green lantern tries to rephrase everything they say so this planet won’t decide to go to war with earth but Kon secretly taught himself this alien language specifically to recite dialogue from Anita’s third account that she thinks no one knows about and it does not end well (for Kon or intergalactic diplomatic relations)
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redkelpfish · 1 year
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I think everyone else in any future Young Justice runs should be drawn in the typical semi-realistic style DC’s been leaning towards but Bart Allen alone should be drawn in fully cartoonish proportions. He’s just a silly little guy. A funky fella.
Absolutely no in-universe acknowledgment. He’s just like that.
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roachesforthewin · 7 months
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My Personal TIMKON Recs List
i made this for my friend recently and thought i’d share it here because you tumblr bitches love pain and little gay dudes (just like me fr)
all of these have good young justice, batfam and superfam (though sometimes it’s minimal) representation (because i don’t read them if they don’t have good rep, sue me). Plus Tim and Kon personality and character accuracy, obviously.
Also these are all Ao3 recs because i like to consider myself as not a heathen
Funk Ass
- sun kissed by merils
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48882055
beach episode, queer young justice fr fr, Kon rep is off the charts (ashgs quite possibly the conner rep of all time, just the phrases he uses /$)/ so real!!)
- Baby Talk Me Down (Take Me Out) by sage (lemontongues)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25384345
ahhhsh this one is unfinished but i desperately wish it was, either way great fic and great character rep + conner civvy life insights
- Out of The Frying Pan, Into the Casserole Dish By JpegdotJpeg
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41005416
martha kent (& the superfam!) is the best person ever, plus tim is the most autistic little dude (we love him sm)
Haven’t finished but amazing rep/haven’t read yet but plan to
- Robins and other flightless birds by Ionaperidot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15607170
ahsgshsh this one qualifies for [literally kill yourself after reading (pain)]category but i put it here just cause :-| uhh BW adopts fucked up kids good for him: JJ!tim, Catatonic!jason COA!dick etc
- Straight on ‘til morning by merils
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43401684
haven’t read this one yet but i’ve heard really good stuff about it! plus good kon character development/ exploration (from what i’ve heard)
- there you were by mindshelter
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25599205
the blorbos deserve pain, don’t you agree? (i haven’t read this one in a hot minute and have forgotten what it’s about but i remember it being good)
- Buy Back the Secrets by sundiscus
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43137879/chapters/108412977
okay no this one LITERALLY AHSGGSGS bro just read it, uhh civvy tim and superboy interactions, 5+1 things, good sibling Jason (a rarity unfortunately), funny ass dialogue
sexy times (good for them)
disclaimer! none of these fics are like solely focused on smut, but that plays a large ish role thats why they’re in this category
- take me to the airport (call me from the platform) by Hayleythewriter
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47970586/chapters/120950194
This has an idiots to lovers tag…there’s not much more to say. except for great sibling relationship portrayal of Damian and Tim that doesn’t involve murder attempts Yay!! (DC wouldn’t even dream of it)
- What happens in Vegas by Ididloveyou_once
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32850109
Stupidest bitches alive fr (mostly tim) + Cassie Sandsmark being a bitch, we love to see it! and and and it has an interesting subplot/s so woowoo, also minor Birdflash👀
- Scions by winterlive
https://archiveofourown.org/works/375897
Conner Luthor is a bitch and i love him + lex luthor is a good dad WHAT!?! oh HA and Clex which is soo good.This was honestly one of my favourites sheerly because of good character representation and BW not being a terrible father
- Trust Fall by Ididloveyou_once
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31654376
Again good sibling rep between all of the batboys, mostly Damian and Tim tho YAY! (it’s seriously a rarity do not take it for granted)
Literally kill yourself after reading these (Pain)
- when your bf hits the street and turns into meat that’s amore by CarrionCarnival
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40318824
self explanatory title, heavy gore :loved it, literally my favourite fic on this list (i adore gore what can i say)
- You are Shaking Fists and Trembling Teeth by Bored_Liege_bow
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47679967
implied TimKon, aftermath of conners death Rip timothy d-w
- my dear devoted delicate by blenderfullasarcasm
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48556555
pushing daisies au, sad af + good exploration of loss on tim’s part through his life
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spacedace · 1 year
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Kinda surprised I've not seen any fics where Clockwork traps X character in a time loop for some reason.
Like, I'm imagining a dp x dc Brain Dead (or maybe some Super Brain Dead hmm) thing where CW decides he's going to do Danny a solid and try and do some matchmaking.
But instead of just manipulating things so that Danny meets Tim & Kon (because Danny *hates* it when CW does that, unless it's for world saving reasons) he decides "I'm gonna just make these three live the same day/week/period of time over and over again until they start dating."
Just imagine the *chaos* of it all. Danny *knows* Clockwork is involved but he doesn’t know why and CW isn't going to be found unless he wants to. And maybe none of them even *know* each other, maybe Dannybis still in Amity or just laying low in Gotham/Metropolis trying not to get noticed. Or maybe Tim & Kon originally think *Danny* is responsible once they figure out he is also experiencing the time loop. So there are some loops where it's on sight when they see him. A real Meet Ugly that takes *so many loops* to sort out but does end with them deciding their first date will to prank *everyone* because hey Timeloop! No one will remember all the glitter!
And then of course because they are app dating now, Clockwork ends the timeloop.
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scrapyardwings · 9 months
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Young Justice Konbart where they learn that all of young Justice can be Bart’s lightning rod, but Kon’s his main one after an event and they only really notice when their aging starts slowing down because they’re young and they should be aging! But they’re not! It’s been two years and Kon’s comes to an almost standstill, even his beard isn’t growing back as fast as it once was. Kon groans because yes it’s neat and cool and I love you too but both him and Bart have weird ages already and nope we’re not gonna try to factor this into how old they are. We are picking a number and sticking to it, damn it. Damian starts to outgrow Tim and he blames it on Bart, and not how Bruce is taller than his actual genetic father. He also agonizes over how he’s gonna tell his boyfriend “oh hey my speedster friend is accidentally slowing my age down a bit, whoops” and Bernard rolls with it so well it gives Tim whiplash. And Cassie is just happy because this all means she keeps her favorite people for longer than she expected.
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punkeropercyjackson · 2 months
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"UGH it's so stupid of Magdalene Vissagio to want to write Kon as coming out as a trans girl,it's totally ooc and erases Kon's history!"Didn't y'all make a running gag of Kon being so heartbroken over Tim 'choosing Bernard' that they dyed their hair blonde to get him to like them back even though it's canon they're super confident in their looks and also not canon that they see Tim as a romantic option to begin with
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desperatecheesecubes · 7 months
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Listen I’m all for more trans and otherwise gender divergent characters in dc comics but Kon didn’t want people to call him Superboy because he viewed himself as SuperMAN. He wanted agency and control over his own life through the means of emancipation from the authorities attempting to control him and his growth was learning to both allow himself to be a kid and to mature mentally.
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mamawasatesttube · 1 day
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no you know what? fuck you *untims your kons*
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Rereading World Without Grown-ups, and Tim being protective of Jason’s uniform, oh my heart
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boxonarock · 2 years
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they prob sing along to this song
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ronnyraygun · 1 year
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Tim about Robin!Kon: idk man this version of Kon is so weird. He's obsessed with me and like smells my hair and is in love with me and cries when he sees me and I'm pretty sure he's stalking me-
Dick, who he called, deadpan: that must be so hard for you
Tim: yeah it-
Tim: Dick I can FEEL your side-eye all the way from Bludhaven, I hear myself now. I'm sorry
Dick: good. Now be nice to him, God knows you can't judge his grief over his "best friend"
Tim: don't say best friend like that. Like it's a lie.
It’s deserved, to be completely and absolutely fair. His Kon would be watching this all go down and just, “Man, idk if I should help him or not…” and Cassie just puts her hand on his shoulder and shakes her head so solemnly.
Especially since it’s, like, it’s Prime Earth Tim. If it were one year later Tim?? They would be equally weird about each other. They are staring into each others eyes and everyone’s uncomfortable but, like, hey, at least he’s not digging up graves and taking DNA samples and he’s not snapping at people anymore, so this is better…right?
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