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fantastic-nonsense · 15 days ago
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I really want to emphasize the slightly ridiculous timeline of Bruce taking in children and how funny this has the potential to be re:Dick being the eldest, because I think it's really important that people understand that Bruce basically only has Dick around for like...11-12 years. Dick formally moves out when he's around 19 or 20, and roughly six months to a year later, Bruce picks Jason up. Dick and Jason never live in the same house at the same time, and three years later, Jason dies. So he gets 2 kids over a 15 (ish) year period, which doesn't sound too ridiculous, right?
Except then his adoption tendencies accelerate, because he picks up Tim and Cass within 2 years of each other (and Steph came as a package deal with both of them) and then finds out about Damian 2-3 years after that. Then we've got Duke, who (when you vaguely fit together timelines) enters stage left about 2-3 years after Damian.
So after a 15-year period with two kids, Bruce manages to pick up 4 1/2 others (counting Steph) within the 7-8 years afterwards. The sheer missed comedic potential of Dick being a grown-ass adult and then his dad decides to adopt a pack of kids within 5 years of him moving out is incredible. Dick went from being essentially an only child for his entire life to being eldest of 6, only one of which he's ever actually lived in the same house with, all because Bruce got Empty Nest Syndrome and went "well I raised one child to adulthood successfully. What's another 5 or 6 at the same time?"
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doc-squash · 4 days ago
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“I-I j-just wanted to show him my paintings…” *sob*
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collectingrobins · 4 days ago
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Who needs a Bat-plane when you’ve got a friendly alien BFF/personal chauffeur?
(I’ve lost track of the Tumblr posts that got me laughing about this concept but feel free to add a link if you happen to know the ones I’m talking about.)
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doc-squash · 11 days ago
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“Also, I’m gonna leave the phone right here. Don’t worry I’ve already keyed in the 9 and the 1.”
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batarangsoundsdumb · 14 days ago
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tim: fuck guys what are all of you doing here at like- ass o'clock in the morning
steph: it's your birthday?
tim: no it's not, my birthday is in july
dick:
dick: what month do you think it is?
tim:
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booksquish · 15 days ago
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Do you think the people of Gotham use like fear gas to their advantage, like "you failed your drug test" "oh but I've 'never done drugs' but I was exposed to a new batch of fear gas last week maybe that did something" and you can't refute that because they don't know what's in that shit, it could have cause a false positive.
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idunnodudeijustwokeup · 15 days ago
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My favourite superheroes are always the ones that are incredible talented and powerful with a amazing legacy of things they have done and people they have saved and allies in all the right places.
But when you look at them as a person????? Absolute human disasters. 10/10 would forget to put a lid on a blender before turning it on. Would forget their own birthday. Would walk across town before realizing they forgot their car and their shoes.
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dieannearts · 14 days ago
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happy birthday to the duckboy 🎉🎉
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youngjustus · 14 days ago
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We’re so damned glad we found each other.
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madams-art-station · a month ago
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DC refuses to give us good Batfam Bros content so dangit I guess I will
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