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adelfie · 1 year
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it's his spleen and he'll cry if he wants to 🥺
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A. Timothy
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thealexanderfiles · 4 days
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Jason, to himself: If I can catch Tim off guard when he comes back from patrol he'll confess about breaking my favourite Wonder Woman's mug
Jason, as Tim wanders in: Got anything to confess??
Tim, very very high off Gotham Harbor fumes: Ra's pickled my spleen.
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Bruce: imagine someone gave you a box full of everything you’ve lost over your lifetime.
Damian: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Jason: My childhood innocence! Thank you!
Dick: My will to live! I’ve been looking for this for years!
Tim: My spleen! I've been needing that
Everyone:
Bruce: Tim WHAT-
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daiwild · 1 year
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changing room mishap
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Kons a lil confused but he will ALWAYS get pissed at bad guys hurting his friends
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p0ssym1lker · 9 months
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Red Robin: Hi I'm-
Danny: I saw your spleen in the ghost zone
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onnahu · 19 days
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Ok, so is it only me who finds Tim's rise to heroing hillarious?
Bc consider: everyone have their traumatic original story, especially in batfam (Cass's whole life, Dami's upbringing, Jay's street life, Dick's parents, Steph's father, Duke's parent. Actually everyone's parents wtv), and then there is Tim. He's rich white boy that canonically was not abused by his parents, only in fanon, that is weirdly obsessed with Dick Grayson. Not even Robin or Nightwing. Dick Grayson and his motherfucking summersault. He didn't plan on becoming Robin, it just happend bc heis sense of duty didn't let him just turn his back on Batman's villain origin storry. And then it was supposed to be Dick back as Robin, but he said 'oh fuck no' and that was it. So Tim was like 'welp, I guess it's only me' and got himself a job without any profit. And then it was just like 'it's actually fun, i'm gonna blow shit up and mess with ppl' and that was it, he was gone for heroism forever.
And then as Robin and later Red Robin he's got a shittone of trauma, but it's after. He literally don't have any deeply rooted motive for becoming a vigilante, just that he was only one that figured out who Batman was and was to nosy to just turn his back on it.
So yeh. Tim is just funny like that.
And it's all actually even funnier when you realise that he's one of the most unhinged one of Batfam. I mean they all are, but he's the one that went on crazy andventure looking for Bruce, got Ra's obsessed with him, destroyed LoA, lost his spleen and tried to clone his dead bf 99 times.
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes:
Jason: I hate when people are like… “You’ve only got one family, you should forgive them?”
Jason: No! You’ve only got one appendix, but when that f*cks up your health, you cut that sh*t out of your life.
Jason: Same rules apply!
Tim: I totally agree. I had my healthy appendix removed just to show my other organs I won’t tolerate any bullsh*t.
Jason: See this guy…wait what???
Tim: My spleen didn’t get the message though :(.
Jason: ?!?
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azmaarts · 1 year
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Tim: Shit.
Bruce: Language!
Damian: Kol khara!
Bruce: Language!
Steph: Now that's one crazy motherfucker
Bruce: Language!
Jason: Who the fuck are you calling a "son of a bitch," you pigeon-livered saucy lackey!? Maltworm spat out of a mouldy rogue! Rare parrot teacher! Your—
Bruce: —Language!
Dick: Yeah! What the frick-frack tickity tic-tac snik-snak, bro?
Bruce: ...
Bruce: What the fuck.
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arrowheadedbitch · 7 months
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Damian being mean to jason
Jason: Oh yeah? Well I fucked your mom, so
Damian: murder stare
Tim: Oh! Speaking of your family, does your grandpa still have my spleen?
Jason: Does he WHAT
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bluerosefox · 6 months
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Timelines, Red Robins, and Kings
When Tim Drake, who was tossed in the Pits after losing his spleen, suddenly crash lands in Clockworks Tower during Danny's Ghost King lessons, all the time keeper says with a 'I know more than you' smile "Ah, so it's this timeline being played out. How fun this will be. Danny, come. I have a new... friend for you to meet."
"CW...." Danny starts, staring unbelievable at his Ghost King mentor before sighing "Why are you like this?"
"Hush now my King. You will thank me later for the introduction between you both but for now summon forth Frostbite, we'll need his medical expertise for this one "
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ahfrickenfrick · 29 days
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bruce: i’ve decided i need a break
tim: yeah right, and i’ve decided i actually DO have a spleen, stop playing with alfred’s feelings like that :/
bruce: no, tim, i am legitimately taking a- what do you mean you don’t have a spleen?
tim: oh so NOW you listen
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raepritewrites · 2 months
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Let 👏🏻Tim👏🏻 Drake👏🏻 Murder👏🏻 Ra's 👏🏻Al Ghul 👏🏻As👏🏻 A 👏🏻Treat 👏🏻 It's 👏🏻Enrichment 👏🏻
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qcomicsy · 14 days
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Yeah I know we all want to see the bat get Batshit when he learns that Tim lost a spleen but have you ever considered he just having a big dad sight™ closing his eyes and saying:
"... Of course he did." while he holds the bridge of his nose and following up with. "Let me see the scar."
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Tim: Controversial opinion but I think that everything is going super well
Bruce: Tim, you don't have a spleen
Tim: I'M OBVIOUSLY LYING TO MYSELF BRUCE
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hotenemyshape · 3 months
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Better yet spleen reveal where someone returns it and only after the dna test does Tim even say anything
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