#tim story

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

#movies #polls #fantastic four #2000s movies #tim story #jessica alba #chris evans #marvel #requested #have you seen this movie poll

[owlbee-writing]

TheArchivist: my three archival assistants,

And yes, they smoke weed

Michael distortion: do they smoke weed?

TheArchivist: yes, actually.

Jane prentiss: You mean they aren’t just smoking cigarettes? But weed cigarettes?

TheArchivist: it’s called a bunt… not a weed cigarette… and yes, it’s a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we read statements. (They are my archival assistants.)

Helen distortion: they don’t look like they smoke weed

TheArchivist: Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking archival assistants are researching statements to calm me down I’m so mad.

Melanie: Your “weed smoking archival assistant” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on his belly. The one in the middle.

TheArchivist: I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Martin or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on him ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING

Basira: Well that escalated quickly……

TheArchivist: What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *martin grabs my shoulder* Come on Jon, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking his off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my archival assistants struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

Elias: haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE ARCHIVAL ASSISTANTS”, “THEY ALL RESEARCH STATEMENTS”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Martin” and his “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jonathan, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

TheArchivist: *shoots you dead* Heh, idiot…

*leaves with my three weed smorking archival assistants to go hold hands and research statements.*

Daisy: this dude playin omg

TheArchivist: Come again? *The institute falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the institute is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Archivist publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Martin…. Sash-sasha… Tim… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see Beholding looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.*

Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

#I am so sorry I made this #my three weed smoking archival assistants #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the magnus archives #tma #magnus archives #weed smoking gfs #timothy stoker #tim story #sasha james #basira hussain #alice daisy tonner #daisy tonner #helen distortion #jane prentiss #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #melanie king #jon sims #the archivist

[acmeoop]

Concept & Preliminary Art “Tom & Jerry” (2021)

#20s #warner bros pictures #hanna barbera #warner bros animation #tom and jerry #Tom and Jerry the movie #concept art #preliminary art #character designs #layout design #gag drawings #hybrid film #storyboard panels #tim story #kevin costello

[brokehorrorfan]

The Blackening will be released on Digital on August 15 before hitting 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, and DVD on August 22 via Lionsgate. The 2022 horror-comedy is available on PVOD today.

Tim Story (Fantastic Four, Ride Along) directs from a script by Tracy Oliver (Girls Trip) and Dewayne Perkins (Brooklyn Nine-Nine). Grace Byers, Jermaine Fowler, Melvin Gregg, X Mayo, Perkins, Antoinette Robertson, Sinqua Walls, Jay Pharoah, Yvonne Orji, and Diedrich Bader star.

Special features are listed below.

Special features:

Audio commentary by director Tim Story and writers Tracy Oliver and Dewayne Perkins

Do the Write Thing

They Can’t All Talk First

Shall We Play a Game?

Cabin in the Woods

“Who’s the Blackest?” Game Show

Theatrical trailer

And more!

The Blackening follows a group of Black friends reunited for a Juneteenth weekend getaway only to find themselves trapped in a remote cabin with a masked killer who forces them to play a twisted board game by his rules, which they soon realize ain’t no motherf*cking game. The Blackening skewers genre tropes and poses the sardonic question: If the entire cast of a horror movie is Black, who dies first?

Pre-order The Blackening.

#the blackening #grace byers #jermaine fowler #jay pharoah #melvin gregg #x mayo #sinqua walls #yvonne orji #diedrich bader #dvd #gift #lionsgate #horror #black horror #tim story

[watchingmoviesandshit]

Dashing Through the Snow (2023)

#lil rel howery #tim story #dashing through the snow #movies #watching movies & shit

[disneytva]

ICYMI: The recent Walt Disney Studios film "Dashing Trought the Snow" has many references to Disney TVA's "Rise Up, Sing Out" created by Latoya Raveneau.

According to EIDR, the show has been renewed for a second season, additionaly Raveneau has a second animated series on development for Disney Channel.

#Rise Up Sing Out #Rise Up #Dashing Trought the Snow #Latoya Raveneau #Tim Story #Scott Rosenberg #Disney Junior #Disney Jr #Disney+ #Disney Plus #Disney+ Originals #Disney Plus Originals #Disney+ Original Movies #Disney Plus Original Movies

[kartaematita]

Jessica Alba as Susan Storm

#Jessica Alba #Susan Storm #Sue Storm #Invisible Woman #Fantastic Four #FF #F4 #Tim Story #Marvel #Baxter Building

[moviemosaics]

The Blackening

directed by Tim Story, 2022

#The Blackening #Tim Story #movie mosaics #Melvin Gregg #Sinqua Walls #Jermaine Fowler #Dewayne Perkins #Antoinette Robertson #Grace Byers #X Mayo #Yvonne Orji #Jay Pharoah

[creativedifferencespodcast]

There’s nothing quite like a movie made by us for us. The Blackening is one of those movies and deserves a theater experience. Have you seen it yet? Would you live out a horror movie like them? Let us know in the comments and check out our review in episode 254!

#creative differences #podcast #movie review #the blackening #grace byers #dewayne perkins #x mayo #jermaine fowler #melvin gregg #antoinette robertson #sinqua walls #jay pharoah #yvonne orji #tim story

[imaslave4u]

Gisele as Vanessa on the set of "Taxi" (2004)

#gisele bündchen #gisele bundchen #gisele #taxi #tim story #taxi 2004 #girl #woman #model #fashion #hot #sexy #gun #hair #blond #latina #brazilian #2004 #00's #00s

[mediamatinees]

"The Blackening" is Millennials' Answer to the Void "Scary Movie" Left

"The Blackening" is Millennials' Answer to the Void "Scary Movie" Left

Content Warning: The Blackening contains racist imagery, drug use, and violence. There’s a great conversation throughout the film about gatekeeping blackness that is campy and fun but also extremely relatable. It’s Rated R, but surprisingly not that graphic. Soooooo . . . viewer discretion is suggested? Spoilers for The Blackening ahead! I’ll admit when I first started seeing trailers for The…

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#Antoinette Robertson #black horror #comedy #dark comedy #Dewayne Perkins #Grace Byers #horror #horror comedy #horror parody #Jay Pharaoh #Jermaine Fowler #Melvin Gregg #parody #satire #Sinqua Walls #The Blackening #Tim Story #X Mayo #Yvonne Orji

[moorheadthanyoucanhandle]

CRITICAL RACE FEARY

Now playing:

The Blackening--Eight attractive African-American college friends gather at a fancy cabin in the woods for a Juneteenth reunion. After a short stretch of playing spades and drinking over-sugared vodka Kool-Aid, they quickly find themselves at the mercy of a maniac, forced to play a twisted board game called "The Blackening" with their lives as the stakes.

The game is focused on black identity; the questions involve black history and culture, and the group is forced to single out a victim on the basis of which of them is "the blackest."

The director is Tim Story, who helmed the Ride Along movies. Here he's working with a really well-crafted, intricately funny script by Tracy Oliver and Dewayne Perkins (based on a short by the sketch-comedy group 3Peat) that teases the long and intense love-hate relationship between black audiences and horror movies. It does this less subtly, perhaps, than Jordan Peele's films do, but with a solidly higher ratio of out-loud laughs.

Story generates a fine ensemble buzz with his excellent cast, all of them unknown to me except for SNL veteran Jay Pharoah, and Diedrich Bader as the token "Ranger White." The comedy outweighs the terror here, although the masked, crossbow-wielding killer is a creepy presence. Overall, this movie is the meta-slasher send-up that Scream only thought it was--truly witty, and truly about something.

The Flash--This feature vehicle for the venerable DC superhero has a terrific opening. It involves [spoiler!] a collapsing hospital building, and our harried hero's efforts to corral a maternity ward's worth of newborns plummeting from a window. There's an inventive panache to the multi-tasking gags here that Buster Keaton himself might have appreciated. But the exhilaration of this set piece isn't reflected in what follows.

Launched in 1940 as Jay Garrick with a Mercury-like helmet and rebooted, with the winged cowl, as Barry Allen in the '50s, The Flash can move so fast that he can not only dodge bullets or cross a continent in seconds, he can literally do what Cher only wishes she could do: turn back time. In this story, Barry (a charmingly callow Ezra Miller) decides to go back and prevent the murder of his mother (Maribel Verdú) which of course screws up the space-time continuum. As a result he must team up with a slacker version of himself from a different time-stream to undo the mess he's made, and deal with multiple versions of iconic characters, including Michael Keaton enjoyably returning to the role of a rather Howard Hughes-like Bruce Wayne/Batman.

If all this sounds to you a lot like the "Multiverse" from over at Marvel, I can only tell you it seemed that way to me too, and not to this movie's benefit. Despite some playful uses, the Multiverse's bottomless stockpile of do-overs and variant replacement characters was already getting on my nerves in the Marvel flicks, and this DC spin on it has the same effect: a dilution of the dramatic stakes.

There's some amusement, I suppose, in the many cameos by various versions of the characters, but it's a dorky, narratively inert amusement, more like a Renaissance masque or pageant than an epic. It feels like fan service, of a particularly OCD kind; like Charles V winding and re-winding his clocks, it's a futile effort to synchronize different versions of pop myths that should simply be enjoyed in their wonderfully irreconcilable diversity.

#the flash #ezra miller #jay pharoah #the blackening #tim story #maribel verdú #michael keaton #dc universe #batman #dewayne perkins #tracy oliver #3peat

[everything-goes-numb]

If Marvel Studios weren't cowards they would make the Tim Story Fantastic Four movies retroactively Canon and use it as an excuse to get Chris Evans back without undermining Steve's ending

Though they should retcon the Tim Story Doctor Doom because yikes

#fantastic four #marvel studios #mcu #tim story #chris evans #ioan gruffudd #jessica alba #michael chiklis #johnny storm #human torch #reed richards #mr fantastic #sue storm #invisible woman #ben grimm #the thing

[reggieponder]

Dewayne Perkins Talka about The Blackening

Reggie Ponder, The Reel Critic, talks to Dewayne Perkins about his film The Blackening. The Horror Comedy grew out of a skit Dewayne wrote and is now a full-length film. Perkins talks about his journey as well as his film.

Reggie Ponder, The Reel Critic, talks to Dewayne Perkins about his film The Blackening. The Horror Comedy grew out of a skit Dewayne wrote and is now a full-length film. Perkins talks about his journey as well as his film.

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#african american #Antoinette Robertson #comedy #Dewayne Perkins #film #Grace Byers #Horror #Jay Pharoah #Jermaine Fowler #Melvin Gregg #movies #Reggie Ponder #Sinqua Walls #The Blackening #The Reel Critic #Tim Story #Tracy Oliver #We Can&039;t All Die First #X Mayo #Yvonne Orji #Youtube

[brokehorrorfan]

From director Tim Story (Fantastic Four, Ride Along), The Blackening opens in theaters on June 16 via Lionsgate. I’m giving readers in the Boston area the opportunity to see the horror-comedy early - and for free!

Broke Horror Fan is sponsoring an advance screening of The Blackening at AMC South Bay 12 in Dorchester, MA on Wednesday, May 24, at 7pm. Click here and follow the instructions to download complimentary passes while supplies last. Seating is first-come, first-served and not guaranteed, so be sure to arrive early!

Written by Tracy Oliver (Girls Trip) and Dewayne Perkins (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), the movie stars Grace Byers, Jermaine Fowler, Melvin Gregg, X Mayo, Perkins, Antoinette Robertson, Sinqua Walls, Jay Pharoah, Yvonne Orji, and Diedrich Bader.

The Blackening centers around a group of Black friends who reunite for a Juneteenth weekend getaway only to find themselves trapped in a remote cabin with a twisted killer. Forced to play by his rules, the friends soon realize this ain’t no motherf*cking game.

#the blackening #grace byers #jermaine fowler #jay pharoah #yvonne orji #melvin gregg #x mayo #perkins #antoinette robertson #sinqua walls #diedrich bader #tim story #contest #article #horror

[postambientlux]

• roedelius & story • 4 hands • bit.ly/rS-4hS

#hans-joachim roedelius #tim story #bandcamp #ambient #music #2022