#time bastard spoilers

[pawpunkao3]

My personal ranking of how hard the lords in black slap (in my opinion)

1. Blinky

We only got one NMT with him but MAN was it fucking TIGHT. Blinky has such a clear and coherent theme (watching) which gives him a degree of predictability, but it's tempered by the fact that that theme has so many different offshoots. Blinky's power manifests in spectacle, capitalist surveillance, paranoia about relationships and the resulting controlling behavior that comes from that, sexual threats, false selves, and each of those themes could have easily been a whole episode alone, but instead they were woven together so well! There's clearly so much to explore with him. Also the fact that he's based on the concept of an audience that prefers its characters interesting more than happy is. Well it could have been stupid but it WASN'T okay it WASN'T

2. Pokey

Man I'm a sucker for a hivemind. His biggest draw for me is, well, the implications. Pokey pulls off the "seems goofy, is actually horrifying" better than the other lords in black in my opinion, and not just because he was the first, but because his mere presence subverts the whole medium TGWDLM was made in, reframing ordinarily harmless scenes as horror. The loss of self is a very human fear to play on, and opens up the potential for so much delicious tragedy.

3. Wiggly

Coherent theme of greed. I like that he manifested more subtly than Pokey-- rather than taking people over, he preyed on urges they already had and redirected them to himself. (The fact that he was going to be summoned ruined that a little for me, but not terribly.) I also liked the stress that Wiggly didn't have to do a ton of work because of the fact that humans already fucked up their world. Made in America SLAPS man.

4. Nibbly

I mean, you can't go wrong with a hunger themed monster. Nibbly had a bit of the multifaceted theming Blinky did with physical hunger and a strong "hunger" or desire to win, but the fact that he was kept as a late reveal meant that couldn't be explored as much. Overall, Nibbly didn't seem to have a strong corrupting influence or even a will or desire to conquer humans-- Roman was the real villain, Nibbly just helped.

5. Tinky

What even is this guy's deal? Yes, I know that he's "the bastard of time and space" but what does that mean? Why do we only see him interacting with time and not space? His persona has some karmic aspects, since his one victim was revealed to have caused all his own problems with time travel, but it's not emphasized enough to make it a coherent theme. It seems like his main thing is being obsessed with a terrible man, which nearly every tumblrina manages without magic powers. I would still like to see him expanded on though.

#hatchetfield #nightmare time #hatchetverse #the lords in black #lords in black #bliklotep #pokotho #wiggog y'wrath #nibblenephim #t'noy karaxis #blinky #pokey #wiggly #nibbly #tinky #honey queen #honey queen spoilers #time bastard #time bastard spoilers #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm spoilers #tgwdlm #black friday #black friday spoilers #nmt spoilers #nightmare time spoilers #starkid

[isogenderskitty]

@ whoever says you can't have pete and ted spankoffski on stage at once because they're both played by joey

first of all, this is nick lang pete erasure and i will not stand for it. please watch abstinence camp. nick's pete is such a funky little guy. we could easily have him and joey playing the brothers together

second of all, technically, they actually already have been on stage together at the same time. BEHOLD.

EDIT: I ALSO JUST GASPED BECAUSE I NOTICED THEYRE HOLDING HANDS AT THE END OF BLACK FRIDAY TOO

#nightmare time spoilers #nightmare time spoiler #time bastard spoiler #time bastard #time bastard spoilers #nightmare time #tgwdlm #starkid #hatchetfield #spankoffskis #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #black friday

[mollyjeanne615]

If you are still taking prompts how about something where homeless man Ted (who’s already been inside Tinky’s box) tries to keep his little brother safe? He’s seen every universe and it’s hard for him to know which one he’s currently in or what horrible thing is going to happen here. However, some part of him still recognises Pete from time to time and he doesn’t want the Lords in Black or the general weirdness of Hatchetfield to get his baby brother too.

My first fanfic on AO3!!! Thanks to @nuttersincorporated for the suggestion. Enjoy y'all!

(Also I'm still taking prompts if anyone wants to send me prompts)

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #Stephanie lauter #Peter spankoffski #ted spankoffski #grace chasity #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #time bastard #time bastard spoilers #lords in black

[justarandombrit]

Main-line Hatchetfield shows: “This person is terrible. Completely and utterly repugnant. A puppy-kicker to the highest degree”

Nightmare Time: “So anyway, here's their tragic backstory-”

#behind every asshole in hatchetfield there is a bigger more evil asshole #ted spankoffski #linda monroe #frank pricely #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #black friday musical #starkid black friday #black friday starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nightmare time spoilers #time bastard #honey queen #daddy nmt2 #starkid #team starkid

[lonelysa1lor]

"I'M GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE SET IN MY TOYBOX!"

#I cant wait to see Tinky interact with Pete. its gonna be fuckin hilarious #ted spankoffski #npmd #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #spankoffski bros #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes spoilers #tnoy karaxis #tinky #The bastard of time and space with his silliest little guys

[cloudysarts]

TICK-TOCK, TEDDY-BEAR! TICK-FUCKING-TOCK!

#Hatchetfield #Starkid #Nightmare Time #Starkid Nightmare Time #Hatchetfield Nightmare Time #NMT #Nightmare Time Spoilers #Time Bastard #T'noy Karaxis #Tinky #Ted Spankoffski #Theodore Spankoffski #drew this for my boyfriend. these two have the most fun god/muse dynamic imo <3333 #The Bastard's Box #Time Bastard Nightmare Time #The Lords in Black

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 7 | Man in a Hurry

#Barry swift #npmd spoilers #hatchetfield musicals #gwdlm #nerdy prudes must die #black friday #forever and always #watcher world #time bastard #daddy #StarKid #black friday musical #team starkid #nightmare time #hatchetfield #jeff blim

[hoodiecave]

"I'M COMING FOR YOUR ASS, TEDDY BEAR!!"

watched nightmare time and oh my god tinky is. something

#hood's art! #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchet town #starkid #team starkid #lords in black #time bastard #tinky #tinky npmd #starkid tinky #tnoy karaxis #ted spankoffski #nightmare time spoilers

[chaotic-goodsir]

hey sorry I kinda removed your boyfriend from the flow of time. yeah he tried to correct his past mistakes but just made everything worse. mmhm he looked in the torment cube and it shattered his mind. oh, nah he's not coming back. he's homeless now. yeah in every timeline. sorry.

#time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetverse #starkid #ted spankoffski #nightmare time spoilers #hatchetverse spoilers

[watcherwithathousandeyes]

Why is no one talking about how Grace said that the Waylon's built the Hatchetfield Gazette, which used to be where the CCRP office is now (the place Paul works at)...

Is the CCRP building a black altar??? I might have missed something in NPMD, but STILL

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #starkid #team starkid #nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #time bastard #nightmare time spoilers #the Waylon's

[taddymason]

Imagine how sad it is that Jay doesn't even remember his parents, he doesn't know his own age, or his birthday. He's been all alone for years since he can't trust anyone enough with his secret and no one cares about anything but work. He's stuck in a job he hates but knows nothing else.

yeah, I have many thoughts about him…

Also go watch this video please it's literally Amnesiac Jay

#I swear I can't put all my thoughts about his appearance in order #on the one hand I expected him to be more asshole for spending so much time in the Administration #and I really don't think they will make him a real threat because he barely knows how to control his powers and is just scared/confused #And its fine #the poor lonely scared bastard #jay ninjago #jay walker #ninjago jay #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago fanart #Ninjago dragons rising #Ninjago spoilers #Ninjago dragons rising spoilers #ninjago #I swear that if they give him a least one badass scene in part 2 like they did with Kai I will be able to die in peace

[offonaherosjourney]

So what if I want to headcanon Grace Chastity as queer because in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Paul's coworker, Bill, tells his daughter Alice that he wished she would date someone like Grace Chastity (to which Alice replies that no way because Grace Chastity is a nerdy prude)

#nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #grace chastity #team starkid #tgwdlm #npmd #grace chasity #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes spoilers #npmd spoilers #musicals #nym's posts #does everything line up? nope! but do i care? also nope #blame stuff not lining up on the time bastard and there you go it works

[forcedhesitation]

astarion origin playthrough worth it just for all the extra moments where he does the "sad wet cat" face

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #thoughts about media #astarion #*kisses his forehead* my awful little bastard man... i love you and your big sad watery eyes. #IT'S SO FUCKING QUIET THOUGH IF YOU YOURSELF ARE PLAYING HIM GOOD LORD #I'M SO USE TO HIM COMPLAINING TO MY TAV!!!! #OR BANTERING WITH HIM OR KARLACH OR WYLL!!! #I MISS HIS THEATRICS!!!!!!! #not that it's ENTIRELY quiet. until i found karlach i was travelling with shadowheart lae'zel and gale. #and let me tell you. gale and lae'zel do NOT shut the fuck up if they are together. #they were literally having an entire tinder date while we were trecking through the woods to go get karlach. #i NEVER knew they talk so much because while i've travelled with them individually in past saves... #...i've NEVER had them in my party at the same time! #gale is actually pretty nice to lae'zel! he asks a lot of questions but doesn't condescend her as he does others sometimes. #that's probably because he's afraid of her though. I would be too were I nothing more than a wizard with 8 strength. #I do like how you can look at pretty much any two companions and get a well written and generally enjoyable dynamic! #It feels like they considered that a lot of people would want to maybe pair off the companions they didn't romance with each other! #and wanted it to be easy for really any pairing to work... if a person just paid attention to their shared interactions.

[chaoscomeswithin]

I can't believe there's two Joey Richter characters that are part of a doomed, tragic romance that ends with a person being killed by their partner AND who have a bond-esque motif associated with them. I also can't believe one of them is Ted Spankoffski.

#starkid #ted spankoffski #owen carvour #spies are forever #hatchetfield #saf #time bastard #hatchetverse #nightmare time #coldest goodbye is Owen's motiv AND time bastard is Ted's #i can't believe ted has such a fucking banger as his theme but here we are #also i can't believe ted and owen are similar kind of????? that's also fucking insane #saf spoilers #hyl rambles

[countrytoads]

tinky is like a tumblr sexyman. to me.

#my drawings arent done when theyre complete theyre done when i dont feel like working on them anymore ❤️ #tinky #t'noy karaxis #nightmare time #hatchetfield #lords in black #npmd spoilers #time bastard #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #art #digital art #mine

[toffeebrew]

With Halloween coming up, I just had to combine my two (currently) favorite undead things :)

#jrwi fanart #chip jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers #jrwi 109 spoilers #jrwi riptide spoilers #jrwi #chip bastard #GOD i had so much fun drawing this #I wanted to practice bgs this time round #toffeesart #frankenstiensmonster