Telling my boss I can’t come in today cause I have to be on tumblr when the queen dies
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I’m just gonna keep making memes 🦀
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A true story:
Nighttime on Rota. It's very dark out. I begin to hear scratching at my hotel door.
I ignore it, but it continues. Eventually I decide I have to know what it is so I cautiously open up while keeping the chain in the door lock, ready to block the opening if it's a rat or feral dog.
I look down. And down a little bit more.
... Oh, good evening, sir! Yes, everything is fine here, thank you!
Just your friendly local hotel crab 🦀(Cardisoma carnifex, brown land crab)
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Saw this mug today and thought Tumblr would like it.
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A great battle!
Was a surprise to us here at Glorb's that this was going on. So, naturally, it made it's way into our "Funny Channel"!
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They are serving in the highest level
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Nostalgia for yesteryear
Well, the Tumblr Booper-Fool's Day is very, very appropriate for the userbase. However, I more than a bit nostalgic for the crabs. Do-it-yourself it is, then!
This is a mix of top-stitching and applique techniques that might not go over very well in a formal quilt competition, but all my work is for home use only. I stitch according to my fickle heart.
Feel free to reblog and tag a friend to 'crab' them in addition to the Booping!
(He's shiiiiiiiiny,)
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