#time spouses

[gleafer]

“HAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING THE VILLAGE WITCH??”

#illustrator #illustration #digital artist #artist on tumblr #crowley #good omens #good omens art #aziraphale #good omens aziraphale #gleafer art #ineffable spouses #ineffables through the ages #time warp #dancing the eons away #village witch #wash your ass #for the love of everything #gaimanverse

[sabellart]

mandatory 60s wives post.

#i can’t believe this is the first time i’ve drawn them #shameful. #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable wives #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #aziraphale x crowley #fanart #sabeldraws

[p4nishers]

i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down

#im actually not okay im never getting over this #this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't #no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al #this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS #HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS #how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant #i need psychiatric help #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #go s2

[inkskinned]

they want to talk about mental illness and acceptance and how everyone is a little ocd it's cute and quirky and their "intrusive thoughts" are about cutting their hair off and you say yours are about taking a razorblade to your eye and they say ew can you not and everyone is a little adhd sometimes! except if you're late it's a personality flaw and it's because you are careless and cruel (and someone else with adhd mentions they can be on time, so why can't you?) and it's not an eating disorder if it's girl dinner! it's not mania if it's girl math! what do you mean you blew all of your savings on nonrefundable plane tickets for a plane you didn't even end up taking. what do you mean that you are afraid of eating. get over it. they roll their little lips up into a sneer. can you not, like, trauma dump?

they love it on them they like to wear pieces of your suffering like jewels so that it hangs off their tongue in rapiers. they are allowed to arm-chair diagnose and cherrypick their poisons but you can't ever miss too many showers because that's, like, "fuckken gross?" so anyone mean is a narcissist. so anyone with visual tics is clearly faking it and is so cringe. but they get to scream and hit customer service employees because well, i got overwhelmed.

you keep seeing these posts about how people pleasers are "inherently manipulative" and how it's totally unfair behavior. but you are a people pleaser, you have an ingrained fawn response. in the comments, you have typed and deleted the words just because it is technically true does not make it an empathetic or kind reading of the reaction about one million times. it is technically accurate, after all. you think of catholic guilt, how sometimes you feel bad when doing a good deed because the sense of pride you get from acting kind - that pride is a sin. the word "manipulation" is not without bias or stigma attached to it. many people with the fawn response are direct victims of someone who was malignantly manipulative. calling the victims manipulative too is an unfair and unkind reading of the situation. it would be better and more empathetic to say it is safety-seeking or connection-seeking behavior. yes, it can be toxic. no, in general it is not intended to be toxic. there is no reason to make mentally ill people feel worse for what we undergo.

you type why is everyone so quick to turn on someone showing clear signs of trauma but you already know the fucking answer, so what's the point of bothering. you kind of hate those this is what anxiety looks like! infographics because at this point you're so good at white-knuckling through a severe panic attack that people just think you're stoic. even people who know the situation sometimes comment you just don't seem depressed. and you're not a 9 year old white kid so there's no way you're on the spectrum, you're not obsessed with trains and you were never a good mathematician. okay then.

mental illness is trending. in 2012 tumblr said don't romanticize our symptoms but to be fair tiktok didn't exist yet. there's these series of videos where someone pretends to be "the most boring person on earth" and is just being a normal fucking person, which makes your skin crawl, because that probably means you are boring. your friend reads aloud a profile from tinder - no depressed bitches i fucking hate that mental illness crap. your father says that medication never actually works.

you still haven't told your grandmother that you're in therapy. despite everything (and the fact it's helping): you just don't want her to see you differently.

#writeblr #warm up #to be clear let me state again: i think you should id however you fucking want if it helps you seek peace #but there is a HUGE difference between being like '.... im undiagnosed but i think i might be X' #and a person who is like ''omg my intrusive thoughts made me buy a birkin!!!'' #babe mine made me throw up bc they disgusted me so much <3 #mine made me hurt myself evenly. even when i wanted to stop. i have had to put my hand on the stove MULTIPLE TIMES #and again i'd rather have 10000 people get help for something they don't need help for #than have 1 kid NOT get help #but there has GOTTTTT to be a middle ground here #bc at this point it isn't ''raising awareness'' #it's . fucking misinformation. and ''what this picture says about you!!!!!'' #& yes! im mostly talkin about ppl who are actually disgusted and offended by signs of mental illness #but use it to defend THEIR actions #like babe you hate when kids start yelling in the walmart? but you YOuRSELF can yell? #you are depressed so it's fine you were cruel to your spouse? #but if your spouse spends too much time in bed she's a lazy fuck? #your partner needs to do everything for you bc of your history in trauma? but when SHE has needs she's being clingy and gross? #HUGE difference here between whom i think most of my followers are btw. like #all it takes is fucking anyyyy empathy or kindness . like. #anyway it's hard to explain im hoping we all know the person im talking about lol

[theygender]

The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

#rambling #disclaimer this isnt about individual christians im speaking about the religious trauma i experienced in my own life etc etc #these are just a few examples that I've noticed but they're definitely something #the part about sex in particular shocked me bc sex is pretty much viewed as actively evil in a lot of christian denominations #like you should only do it to create children and if you take pleasure in it (even if its with your own spouse) youre a dirty sinner #there arent as many examples like this nowadays but if you read puritan laws about sex it's like #you're allowed to have sex with your wife basically 10 times a year but you have to be fully clothed with the lights off #and you cant have sex on a holiday or a sunday and you cant touch each other and you have to try as hard as possible to hate it #literally WHERE did that mindset come from?? like for real #in judaism having sex with your spouse is basically considered a celebration of everything holy #and if you have sex on the sabbath (the holiest day in the jewish calendar—above every holiday) #its considered TWICE as holy #make it make sense #this is one of the things people mean when they say that lumping judaism in with christianity as 'abrahamic' religions is meaningless #theyre literally nothing alike #the only similarity is the torah but thats only half of the christian bible and one third of the jewish one #AND christianity interprets most of it completely differently from how judaism does #im tired #greatest hits #hall of fame

[quona]

will you please complete me -------------------------- NEW ART, HOT OFF THE PRESS - FULL SIZE BELOW THE JUMP

Just in time for the /r/GOAD smut war and I'm not even drawing smut! Look at me, being a contrarian. This is a gift for the GOMM Holiday Exchange on Discord for @queenofthecute! Her prompt for the exchange was: "Aziraphale & Crowley and the intimate tenderness of a kiss on the hand/fingers/wrist," which I was only too happy to oblige. What a sweet prompt!

@queenofthecute, I hope you enjoy the final work as much as enjoyed painting it. ⬇️ FULL SIZE, detail shots, and more info below the jump. ⬇️

I LOVE painting Ultraginger Freckled Crowley (TM). It's frankly a sickness at this point.

I'm also learning how to efficiently paint certain things that I used to render totally by hand, and this piece let me practice several materials, namely gold metallics (Aziraphale's pinky ring and fob/chain) and silver metallics (Crowley's slutty little scarf).

About: Photoshop, Orig. 6491x4895; Title from Nine Inch Nails' "Please", a track on The Fragile.

Breathe, echoing the sound Time starts slowing down Sink until I drown Please, I don't ever want to make it stop And it keeps repeating Will you please complete me?

#ineffable smut war #good omens #aziracrow #good omens fanart #gomens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #good omens after dark #crowley x aziraphale #portrait #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #smut war #every time you reblog an angel gets consensually railed

[u3pxx]

If still taking lil prompts;; fem bad omoens?? pls.

[bad omens] oh anon, you know i'm so weak for women-shaped beings 🥺

#good omens #den's bad omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ok now time for way too many ineffable ship tags pftt #ineffable wives #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable partners #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #angel crowley #demon aziraphale #fem crowley #fem aziraphale #butch aziraphale #fem aziracrow #id in alt text #described #sunnysidedraws #good omens reverse au #good omens swap au #good omens roleswap

[dingledraw]

If you can’t handle cringe fail disco Crowley, you don’t deserve disco goddess Crowley!!! 😤💃🏻

#Crowley busting through the door of the bookshop: ITS TIME FOR SEX #I love disco Crowley!!! #I wanted to draw a femCrowley inspired by 70’s Cher and Donna Summer #like the huge nerd I am lol #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #fem!crowley #fem!aziraphale #disco crowley #🕺🕺🕺 #ineffable partners #ineffeble wives #I’m pretty overwhelmed with the amount of notes my last comic got #like that’s crazy🙈 I’m glad people enjoyed it

[idliketobeatree]

bright yellow bentley is as subtle a metaphor as a brick okay i get it. aziraphale thinks crowley's eyes are pretty. understood. it's not enough. in s3 i need him to tell outright everything that is so so lovable about crowley, make a list longer than bildad's licence to kill from god. he has to be showered in praise both visual and personality-wise until he turns inside out Twice as a snake, from sheer embarassment

and!! i need crowley to get back at the angel in the same notion, but the effect is that aziraphale takes 5 mandatory seconds to process the compliments and immediately pounces on him like a cat on a bean bag

#good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #i am. emotional about them appreciating each other. and complimenting both crowley and aziraphale in my tags is a full-time job #*shrugs* they should be doing it #marcela talks

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok of him, Steve, and Robin waiting for Nancy outside of a restaurant after a double date. Eddie pans the camera around but lands on Steve, spacing out as he eats a bag of skittles.

He reaches for the skittles but Steve moves the bag out of his reach without looking at him.

Eddie sighs loudly and looks directly at the camera: I literally spent four years watching this guy buy school lunch just to pass it out to his dipshit friends who had their own lunches.

Eddie: Then I spent the next thirty years watching him do the same for the kids, the band, his students, literal strangers, but when I -love of his life, light of his world- wants one skittle…

Steve: I gave you half my burger

Eddie, reaching for the skittles again: And it was delicious. I want a yellow skittle

Steve, holding the bag over his head and out of Eddie’s reach: A yellow one? That’s the worst one!

Eddie scoffs at both his statement and that Steve thinks his one inch height advantage will stop him. Eddie goes for the attack, Steve blocks, and the video gets shaky as they play a game of keep-away.

All you get a bunch of movement, some grunting, and a lot of laughter until Steve steps back off the curb and they both trip into the parking lot. It’s more or less a controlled fall, they go down but they go slowly with nothing worse than a tear in the knee of Eddie’s jeans.

They’re still laughing as the camera footage levels out. You can only see Robin digging through her purse and not Eddie’s hard won battle for yellow skittles.

Robin looks up sharply and asks, “Did you steal my skittles?”

Steve: Nah, I think Eddie took ‘em

#Steve’s favorite skittle is the green one #Steve steals Robins candy all the time because she steals hers #it’s a long running gag between the two of them to say that their spouses stole it #meanwhile Nancy is circling the parking lot in their car waiting for Steve and Eddie to calm down because she does not want that in her car #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[dreameroftheblue]

And guilty I may be But don't give up on me In the wake of the Odyssey We will still be thick as thieves You and me, still thick as thieves

#desperate creatures #lyrics pulled from one of the many songs I associate with them via my four hour+ playlist. shinedown my beloved #also as usual I used this art as a reward for getting actual Responsibilities™ done #“spent an hour on Important Owed Art! time for some gay old men :)” #showed my mom and she doesn't know a thing about this show other than what I've splurged about... but she wants it on a shirt LOL #actually I'd really like some kind of print with it too. with the gold foil parts all shiny or holographic somehow? might look into it #good omens #good omens fanart #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #david tennant #ineffable spouses #michael sheen #screentone #angel wings #winged humanoid #feathered wings #PS I used a chain brush for aziraphale's robes #like heaven's bonds he's currently latched to

[p4nishers]

did everyone move on from crowley getting so angry at the THOUGHT of aziraphale being in danger and something disturbing the PRECIOUS peaceful fragile existence they carved out for themselves that he actually fucking shot LIGHTING out of his BODY???? bc im still there

#how many times can i rewatch s2 before i go insane? good question it probably already happened #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses

[slitheredherefromeden666]

The way he looks at Crowley will never not drive me insane

#at heart Aziraphale is a love struck teenage girl #and an old man #both at the same time #i love them RAHH #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands

[claypigeonpottery]

I actually got it all recorded. here’s a commission, a fox take on the bunny jar

the carving took about 2.5 hours, the building took about the same. the jar is 11” tall

#it’s funny because when I first started designing the bunny jar #my spouse suggested foxes instead #it was a tight race #reserved #pottery #ceramics #ceramic #sgraffito #carving #hand built pottery #slab built pottery #fox art #foxes #death #animal death #plum blossoms #plum tree #skeleton #fox skeleton #memento mori #memento vivere #romantic #gothic #dark #spirits #afterlife #video #time lapse #timelapse video #art video

[taeyungie]

Compilation of Jungkookie hugging his soulmates ♡

⤷ because that's something I wish the most to happen for me and you, Sky. My wish for you this year is that our friendship lasts a lifetime, that we will never run out of reasons to hug and cherish each other, because without you my universe is not complete. 🥺 I truly believe that our friendship was meant to be, that if soulmates exist - what we feel for each other must be exactly the definition of it. I can't wait to finally meet you one day so we can properly make up for all the hugs we needed to happen.

Happy birthday to the love of my life – Sky, aka @jung-koook. I love you the most. 🌻

#btsgif #jungkook #jeongguk #jeon jungkook #bts #bangtan #mygifs #look at me posting a whole ass gifset after a year of inactivity just because wifey has bday 🤓 i'm a real spouse material am i not 😮‍💨 #screw the pre workout powders HAVE YALL TRIED HAVING SKY IN YOUR LIFE? shes the real motivation and vitamin and minerals *wink wink* #also making this set made me cry exactly a thousand times i love them so much :( #credits on gifs as usual!

[beebopboom]

1941. hand kiss.

#bee’s headbops #i think that about covers it yeah? #and then the next time they see each Aziraphale is handing over the holy water #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses