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Pearl: I am feeling very exposed
Iskall: "I am feeling very exposed" Pearl you are walking out in the open world-
False: -Naked
Iskall: With a salmon head on you.
[Laughter]
Iskall: And naked, what is there to not stare at
Pearl: I am not naked if I have a salmon head on my face.
Pearl: Would you like to join?
Pearl: Here you go (Drops salmon head at Iskall), I have plenty more than from where this came from.(Gives one to False and Stress too)
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Anyone else have near-perfect executive function at work; but at home, have literally no energy or motivation to do anything except lie in a dark room, with something in or on your ears for several hours?
#It’s got to be the schedule keeping me on task at work#I love microdosing strict routines (not having an actual routine for the day; but having routines for small tasks#which piss me off if I can’t carry them out precisely the way I planned)#For instance: If I’m asked to paperclip a bunch of stuff together with multicolored paperclips of various sizes#I cannot just indiscriminately pick paperclips from the container because that is WRONG and ILLEGAL#The colors must fit the theme of the assignments; and the colors must alternate in a specific order#and the paperclips must all be the same size#If I’m asked to dump out and clean containers of writing utensils I am going to sort them by type and color#whether you like it or not#Black permanent markers have their own container in a different section from the blue permanent markers#Dry-erase markers are not to be mixed with permanent markers because they are easily confused and it is WRONG and ILLEGAL#Do not fuck with the system. It’s the only organizational skill I have and by fucking GOD I’m going to use it in EXCESS#I stuff and fill out envelopes the exact same way every time because if I do it any other way it is WRONG and ILLEGAL#The stamp always goes on last to minimize monetary waste if there is a mistake#Now you’d think my room is squeaky clean and organized because of how particular I am about these small tasks#Right? Right?#NO IT IS NOT. It looks like a bomb went off. Cleaning the room is a big task which cannot be accomplished within two hours#therefore I have discarded it as anything I need a routine for because it would take too long to come up with#and it is very hard for me to do things like that without instructions or a sense of consistency#So I simply don’t#“After five years the dust doesn’t get any worse” correct; but the mold certainly does#I am convinced half my problems with organization as a kid would have been solved if I just had a hamper#“We have a clothes chute; you don’t need a hamper” Maybe you don’t but I DO#I want one now; but I’m going to use it as incentive to get an apartment#because that’s another thing I need to smuggle and I have too much already
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stan-joe · 6 months
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hey link click fans just to make your day worse I'm pretty sure the entire last few episodes happened on lu guang's birthday
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vanosslirious · 2 months
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SMii7y: Uh, Grizzy, go outside and climb up the wall.
Grizzy: Uh, no.
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princesspete · 4 months
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I was wondering what's the meaning or story behind the journal entry containing Keep quiet nothing comes as easy as you? I can't tell if it's from a female pov or not
here's the link to the post if u guys want to follow<3
okay, im gonna be as objective about this as possible: pete's basically saying that the lines "can i lay in your bed all day and be your best kept secret and your worst mistake" is what he himself said to someone else while laying down in their bed waiting for them to come home from whatever it is that they were doing. likewise, at the end he mentions that people think that he and the band are misogynistic due to this song but that it's not girls he/the band hates, he/the band hates everyone equally which is like SO in line with those bs edgy jokes people say. so in short: not female pov at all, it's all from pete's mouth himself!
he also mentions ttyg and how he thought he had "resolved" feelings (whatever they might be for this same person) at the time of ttyg being written. it should be noted that patrick primarily wrote ttyg — pete did in fact edit it and he DID write a few verses such as the second verse of patron saint as well as the verses of chicago is so two years ago is written by pete but the chorus is written by patrick. it also should be noted that there are two versions of calm before the storm — the one on eowyg and the one on ttyg. the eowyg one is written by patrick and the version on ttyg is where pete rewrote the second verse of the song. out of all the songs in ttyg, the one that pete solely wrote is the pros and cons of breathing.
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lemongogo · 1 year
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#HELPP ok i have thoughts.my thinking cap back on#LOVEE the ending as far as the actual direction goes yk.like people seeing (literally) the pain&plight of plants#and vowing to protect and look after them w utmost care#loved that knives technically survived the fall and the aftermath esp in recruiting someone to care for vash#BUTTT i dont know how i feel ab his death ;___; the symbolism w the apple tree and him using the last of his energy is sweet#and i dont think i would dislike it necessarily if we just had more time#to marinate in his story.i think... the ending does not give u a lot of time to reach the full conclusion#i think that theres a whole side to his story i WISHH nightow explored and i wish we had seen knives turmoil and vashs acceptance of his#experiences more than the select few scenes we got beforehand. its soo rushed T_T DONT GET ME WRONG im still more or less satisfied that#we didnt get an ending like.. oh everyones dead and miserable and vash killed knives and ppl never learn to coexist right#like it could actually be so thematically worse BUTT im just like. THATS ITTT??? THATS ALL..sitting here twiddling my thumbs#waiting for a complete resolution thatll never come to be.and it sucks bc i wish i could look towards stampede to get that neat wrap up#but stampede completely altered knives' story and fell into the nasty horrid pittrap of aligning him with reprehensible values#so no conclusion of theres will ever touch on max!knives' conclusion and i think that is the thing im looking 4 the most#no conclusion of theirs* sry LAWL#also read some posts (by trigum LUVV ur analyses btw i need to rb some now that i finished) that the max ending#doesnt give vash an ACTUAL ending. we reach the climax in his confrontation with legato and then his commitment to save knives#but anything beyond that just doesnt exist. MY GODD imagining a reality where we got like 5 more chapters at LEAST to#give it a hearty ending#anyways. the reporter bit is so cute im bummed they went straight to that in stamp :sob: best like... cute ending fr#trigun spoilers#trigun maximum#trigun#vash
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istherewifiinhell · 3 months
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man cmon i was doing one of the OTHER hobbies
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[ID: Screenshot from the movie Big Eden, shot of the main characters hand holding a white and red transforming toy. END]
i mean. i was trying so hard not to assume im like. well clearly its some kind of macross... u can tell can it looks like a plane with legs but that doesnt mean its THE tf toy redeco macross. is that ignoring the satistical factor for what toy this usamerican small town family is MOST likely to have. Yes. obiviously. anyway u can see that second dark point of colour, the retangle that comes to shallow point. yes... that probably IS the insignia. cmon man. (<-talking to myself)
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[ID: g1 skyfire/jetfire toy, in bot mode, plane mode, and guardian/gerwalk mode, which is a plane with arms and legs. its white and red. END]
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radiantmists · 6 months
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Am I completely nuts or does Siuan use the one power as a weapon against Lan, unprovoked?
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spring-lxcked · 4 months
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you know what i've never written but would love: ppl seeing through his act, recognizing his shitty treatment of michael, and calling him out on it
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Me: ok so this is EXACTLY what u are going to click. You MUST do this EXACTLY. Repeat it back to me.
Client: this is how we r going to do this. We will do it like this every time.
- 1 month later -
Client: so we didn’t do what u said and now we need u to fix 30 projects.
Me: well because we need to assign someone to this we will have this fixed in 2 months.
Client: >:(
Client: we want it fixed NOW
Me: here’s an email with our recorded training of me EXPLICITLY telling you that it would take at minimum 2 months to resolve this issue and why you shouldn’t. Also see the explanation of EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO WHICH WE TOLD YOU TO 4 DIFFERENT TIMES. Pls refer to the time stamps.
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sakizm · 1 year
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i feel like my TRUE dream job would be a tour guide for my home state tbh
i met a tour guide in iceland (and stayed in touch via social media) and i loved how he was excited to show us all some hidden gems and talk about his home country and i’m like... “i want to do something like that for my home state”
but no one ever comes to nebraska!! only to the big cities and leave or worse - just drive thru or fly over the state cause it’s  b o r i n g
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griseldagimpel · 2 years
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Clown Shoes
Periodically, someone will paint their face and don those clown shoes and do something distinctly silly on the internet. It happens. If it hasn’t happened to you yet, it’ll probably happen to you at some point. We all put on the big floppy footwear eventually.
And, yes, that can be amusing. But please remember that there’s a real person under all that face paint and the big red nose. People don’t deserve to be dragged forever for something they probably quickly came to regret, just because tumblr will cycle viral posts until the heat death of the universe.
Just, let kindness guide your better nature.
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vanosslirious · 2 months
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Blarg: Can't hit what you can't see, bitch.
Grizzy: He can literally see you.
Blarg: I dare you to hit me.
SMii7y: You are killing your momentum by doing that. *laughs*
Grizzy: They're still not hitting you.
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Have you heard about the Tiktoker who has the access to volume 2?🤯
Erika and Will floating? I’M SCARED AF.
i saw that but it look fake af
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fishbarconcept · 2 years
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i am actually invincible and can make it thru anything nobody can keep me down not even the stupid fucking dmv !!!
#went to the RMV: people in line w/o an appt tried to tell me it was walk in only and we all had to wait in line specifically for car registr#*registration#i consider this but then decide to approach the security guard just in case they’re wrong (they were wrong) and he lets me inside#i get to the check in desk: appointment not found (uh oh) when i look it up on my email i find my appointment has been cancelled#the check in lady says she cannot help me but upon seeing my dejected body language says actually wait. you’re not here for an ID right ?#i say no: checkpoint opened (she gives me a ticket number anyways)#i wait for my number …. as it approaches i start to call my insurance company (why? well) because yesterday (!!) when i called they said#they cannot sign and stamp my registration application i will have to wait until there are 2 ppl ahead of me at the dmv -> call them -> give#my phone to the dmv counter person -> they talk on the phone and sort it out somehow (??)#now this is weird bc my parents said usually insurance fills out all this stuff for you and u don’t have to do anything but#i have checked MULTIPLE TIMES at this point and progressive said um no we don’t do that here#ok so: i call progressive. there r 2 ppl ahead. get to a rep and she says um… I actually have to fill out the form and sign it & email 2 you#she’s like idk why they told u the wrong info im like not to be rude but i asked multiple time and im literally at the fucking dmv right now#anyways she fills it out and emails it to me I go to the printers 2 r broken finally a working computer is spotted i print out the form and#they call my name like 2 min later ALSO there was a secret other form I discovered last night that if I hadn’t brought they wouldn’t have#given me the registration or they would’ve made me pay like $1000+ extra taxes so anyways#basically everybody has been conspiring against me and I made it thru w the luck of the universe and my hours of digging thru the dmv websit
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istherewifiinhell · 8 months
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blue. en ing. commenances. hopefully commences. haventused this brand b4. teal.... on yellow bleached hair... wasnt sure abt the coverage either.. kinda stingy on the amount u know... my hairs not very long. whatever.
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