#time: 45 min

[captain-flint]

You make Stede happy. / I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmdedit #ofmd s2 spoilers #edward teach #blackbeard #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #blackbonnetedit #gentlebeard #gentlebeardedit #taika waititi #rhys darby #idk if this was done already i haven't seen it and it's killliiiiing meeeeeeeeeeeeeee #that damned eyebrow and the smile #it's the exact same face #he even does a little nervous swallow both times #STEDE MAKES HIM SO HAPPY 😭😭 #my stuff #(these two gifs took me like 45 min to make lmao rip) #(once i get my laptop fixed it's all over for u guys)

[fauvester]

a little tenderness…

#dee s 9 #garashir #drew with references you KNOWWWW i cant do feet justice #had to draw em with the dogs out. for coziness. #spent a very peaceful 45 mins hand painting that space backdrop n then promptly hating how it looks in frame lol #THEY ARE READING TOGETHER! QUALITY TIME AS A LOVE LANGUAGE BITCH!!! #THEYRE READING AGATHA CRISTIE!

[cockworkangels]

guy who's in the narrative

#girls will always make the exact same type of art #i figured out how to see the time is spent on drawing on krita nad this took me 5 h 45 min :3 #my eyes hurt from staring at the screen #black sails #john silver #black sails fanart #john silver fanart #my art #digital art

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Expect clip posting to slow down due to irl nonsense.

Also from the 11th to the 18th I won’t have any computer access and very little internet access but I’ll schedule a couple clips beforehand for that week 🫡

#idk how often the posts will be. maybe 3-4 a week #12 hr workday + no real privacy in my room #means I could only edit late at night #or on the weekend #and it feels like such a waste of my tiny bit of free time #to be sitting at my desk pretending to do something as I wait for my mom to gtfo of my room #I think all the typing makes her suspicious idk man #it made what should have taken 45 mins take up to 2 hrs sometimes #so I will be attempting to do all my editing on friday/saturday and queue the posts #what I’ve been doing is scheduling 2-4 days of posts at a time #but like I said. doing it during the weekday is extremely time consuming due to being watched :p #on the weekends she’s less nosy and I can just wait for her to be asleep lol #if tumblr didn’t have an audio upload limit then I could just go all out for like 3 hrs and have a big queue lined up #it will actually take me less time to edit on a friday/saturday just cause I won’t be interrupted at all at nignt. lol. #tldr: I have very little free time and am interrupted constantly during the week #it will be easier for me to edit late at night on the weekend #and schedule the posts throughout the week #at the cost of no more daily posts (blame tumblr audio limit) #non voice post

[ventiswampwater]

jack goodman x text posts

#(sighing dreamily) that's my BABY baby #an american werewolf in london #aawil #jack goodman #griffin dunne #body horror #gore #mine #stepping up to the podium w/a megaphone like hellooooooo 🗣📢📢📢 it's Everybody Look @ Him Hours #gonna tell my kids this was heathcliffe on the moors #if aawil took place in this decade he'd make 1 hour 45 min long video essays on youtube that get 120 views max. u cannot change my mind #as we've previously established. he's the character of all time........the boy ever......... #and yes!! I will be howling about it forever!!! into the void that is the aawil tag!!!

[blueskittlesart]

Hi! Feel free to ignore but out of curiously do you got to MICA? Was just wondering based off your previous comments about the obnoxiously long 5 hour crits (those were the norm there) and the teacher who taught ND Stevenson. I went to MICA with him (year below) so your posts just made me wonder if you were going there too.

i do!!! i generally really love it here aside from some uh. quirks let's call them. but i'm in my 3rd year rn majoring in illustration with a seq arts minor, and one of the major reasons i applied to go here is bc nd stevenson was one of my biggest inspirations growing up!!

#it's also very convenient for me bc i was born and raised in a town abt 45 mins away from bmore #but the fact that he went here rlly sealed the deal when 17 year old me was looking at art schools lol #i truly think this was the best school for me out of the ones i got into. which. to be fair. was all the schools i applied to LMFAO #i thank christ every day that SVA refused to give me any more than $20k financial aid bc the stories i hear abt that school now are AWFUL #asks #also ykw if 5hr crits used to be the norm at this school that explains why that one prof still does them #but the thing is THEYRE NOT THE NORM ANYMOREEE at least not in the illustration dept!!! #ive NEVER had crits that long in illustration dept classes and ive been taking multiple classes a sem in this dept since freshman year #ughhhhh someone NEEDS to tell her that times have changed and it CANNOT be me

[lavleyart]

#did a time challenge! #i struggled with the 45 min lmao #vaati #the legend of zelda #vaati the wind mage #legend of zelda vaati #loz vaati #minish cap #vaati fanart #loz fanart #zelda fanart #minish vaati

[kuwdora]

that perennial fic writing experience. where you have the idea and you know the shape of the story you're trying to share. right? right. 😅

a bajillion months ago i had sent @witch-and-her-witcher some of my ciri fic draft. and after some back and forth about what was going on, here was Cee's conclusion:

i gotta tag @xianvar here 'cos i have said the same thing to them once upon a time and their big bang turned into a galactic 100k bang. i can hear them cackling already. @witch-and-her-witcher you were of course right. 😆 i've managed to write 300 words here and there for the last few weeks. all wrapped up in the ciri book feelings. and. well. here is the current wordcount next to my original wordcount goal:

14k of ciri feelings. and i think i've pretty much reached the part of the story that i had actually intended on writing when i first had the idea.

also i know @sassaffrassa will be pleased to hear that i didn't let myself get lost in all of the other story ideas that sprung up during the drafting process. 'Cause I remembered the core of what I wanted to explore with ciri and ye olde book events that got glossed for game canon. putting all the other ideas in a separate document so I don't get lost again. too many ideas.

i doubt it'll stay at 14k but i think (knock on wood) i have the foundation down by now. gonna try to get it into better shape in the next few weeks if i can keep my momentum going.

writing!!! am so tired. reading!! am so tired. but by god i am going slowly keep doing the things i'm enjoying. ❤️

#ciri grief wip #my witcher wips #writingdora #honestly its a miracle i've managed to get this much down #burnout is so bad but i do feel better getting even the smallest amount down #really am just writing 10 and 15 mins at a time even tho i yearn for the days when i could do 45 min sprints and bang out 1500w #it's taken me so much to even write a post about the fic #but omg i did it. i just want people to know i am doing a thing that i am proud of am excited by even tho it's just very heavy #a lot of this really just started growing out of my 3rd or 4th reread of tower of swallow #can i find a readable snippet to share? will do that. brain going very slowly these days but hmmmm

[tediousdelusion]

the absolutely most chaotic modern steddy hands au i can imagine is established couple ed and izzy with recently out divorce attorney stede.

like, izzy and ed got married young. maybe because they were drunk in vegas. maybe for the spousal immunity since they are and always have been involved in some less than reputable dealings. but they aren't exactly a "real" married couple in their own minds even tho they live together and their lives are needlessly intermingled.

ed is going through his midlife crisis. he's unhappy, wants to find out that there's more to life. and izzy is done with his shit after the most recent flight of fancy. because i love irony, i think that he buys a boat and comes up with some flimsy justification for why he needs it for "business purposes."

and so izzy threatens divorce, like he has a million times. and ed doesn't buy it because izzy is all talk. but izzy is serious this time - or at least he wants ed to think he's serious - and so he goes and hires a lawyer. not some bus stop lawyer either, no. he wants the real deal and his name is on the joint account, dammit, so ed's money can pay for it too.

enter stede bonnet, divorce attorney at law.

stede is from one of those old legal families. his father was a lawyer and his grandfather was a lawyer and his great-grandfather was... well, you get it. and stede doesn't really want to be a lawyer, but he doesn't have much choice in the matter. his biggest rebellion is practicing family law instead of becoming in house counsel for an investment bank.

for forty-odd years he plays the part of the good son, well after his father is dead. marries the girl he is supposed to, has two kids, a nice house, a steady job. and sure, he's never really happy happy, but he's a divorce attorney! every day he sees marriages so much worse than his own that he figures what he and mary have must be the best a person could hope for.

until woops! actually, no! his marriage is just as bad as half his clients' and now he's going through this whole process himself and oh, yes, on top of it all, he just realized that he's gay!

so between chauffeuring the kids, reading about all the gay culture he's missed in the past four decades, and catching up on his other cases, he ends up meeting one izzy hands. sad case, stede hates to see the end of a long marriage, but it seems easy enough.

except things aren't easy at all because 1) izzy and ed don't actually want to get divorced and 2) stede is starting to fall for ed, izzy's enigmatic and charming husband.

ed is falling for stede, too. of course he is! stede is interesting and new - he comes from this old family tradition that ed's never seen before, but he's also creative and witty and fascinated by ed. and so ed takes it upon himself to help introduce stede to gay culture, preferably by a hands on demonstration.

izzy knows what's going on. of course he does. he's seen ed take interest in someone before, knows what it looks like. but what he doesn't like is that stede is starting to return his interest. stede is izzy's fucking lawyer. if anyone should get to fuck him, it should be izzy.

cue a series of rom-com style hijinks where ed and izzy are both trying to seduce stede, stede is trying to save izzy and ed's marriage, and all three of them think they know what the others want. for more angst and more comedy, you can throw in some actual ethical rules, like how lawyers aren't supposed to start fucking their clients. (there's also a lot of conflict of interest here but shhhhhhhh)

of course, this ends in a throuple. exactly how could go a few ways. maybe izzy walks in on ed and stede and stede is waiting to be fired, but izzy just loosens his tie and joins them in bed. maybe they make it all the way to the first court appearance and when the judge asks if they really want the divorce they're like, nah. he's shagging the lawyer but i guess i want to be fucking him too. maybe stede forces them all to go to lucius sponsored couples counseling and they get perma-banned when they start making out on the couch.

anyway, no matter how it happens, i think stede quits divorce work to become izzy and ed's criminal defense attorney and they all have a long and morally bankrupt good time together

#steddy hands #steddyhands #is it one word or two??? #izzy hands #i just think it would be funny your honor #ofmd #our flag means death #trying out just posting ideas that i wont actually execute #bonus points if izzy and stede actually meet before izzy hires him #like stede fucks up his car or smth and izzy meets him at the side of the road and is a real dick about it #and then shows up at the office like 45 min later to hire stede #the revenge crew all works for the firm in this #in varying roles #like i think that jim would be the pi #oluwande is the paralegal #roach runs the cafe in the building #frenchie would be better at the front desk but buttons would be so much funnier #ed this whole time is just making stede's job harder but more fun #stede: i am representing your husband in the divorce and i need to go over some papers with you #ed: okay i will meet with you but only at 8pm at a queer bar

[myiayse]

doots for the sillies

#the midori deticated to the person that reblogged my one midori drawing ever 45 times GIUBSUGSUUHE ty #ensemble stars #enstars #midori takamine #kanata shinkai #i posted the kanata on twt and it got like 1k likes i was sitting thete straightfaced like youre lying to me i can jsut draw jack shit #that takes me 6 min and get a HIT ???

[statementlou]

#a moment to go slightly off topic can I just say my cat! I love him #he is so used to the livestream routine now he didn't even fuss about his treat (medicine) time being delayed by 45 min #when normally he'd be like HELLO if I was one minute late #he was just like oh we're doing this. it'll happen when it's over I know this routine #he's such a good little Louie🥰

[patovpran]

Episode 6 is 33 minutes?? Disney, when I catch you. When I catch you, Disney.

#bring back 45 min episodes #what a time that was #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians

[declawedwildcat]

I get wanting to make sure people are a ~culture fit~ and all but interviews longer than 2 hours should be frowned upon rather than increasingly common

#scheduling a 2.5hr one right now #my last place I had to do 5 interviews that were all 45-60 mins and that role was PART TIME #tech companies blease

[ladyloveandjustice]

"Listen, it's not brainwashing if I do it in a NICE way. Okay yes it is. it absolutely is."

#and that's time for now! #we'll return to volume 5 and do the next 45 mins soon! #nev reads the demon girl next door

[yume-fanfare]

top most romantic lines ever

#im sure i read a translation that was something like 'im more worried about you than any shooting star!' #but maybe that was my brain telephone-gaming itself #anyways. THE SHOOTING STARS. DO YOU UNDERSTANDDDDD #official eng is 'i'm not here for the stars i'm here for you!' which is also sooo #official spanish is 'i have no time for the stars. there's something i need to talk about with you!' which is the one i like the least #but its ok #mitsukou #adding the tag because i need people to think abt this more #it's !!! #seriously i think about it once a week #it indeed WAS a love confession kou. how do you not realize. #jbksh #aaaand shutting up fr for the next 45 mins at least i rly need to get things done #mar's midnight rambles

[agni-ashes]

mcyttober day 8 - ocean and scartober day 9 - pirate

#agni draws #mcyttober #gtwscartober #pirates smp #slightly longer one for today - 45 min #psmp #pirate scar #this is my first time drawing a ship i did my best guys