#timed 2hr

[findafight]

Steve shows up to work one day with a baby bjorn complete with sleeping baby on his chest and Robin is like Steve....what the fuck?

And Steve says "I would've called you last night but she'd only stop crying when I held her and my parents were fighting, obviously, and I had to figure out how to make her bottle then I fell asleep with her on top of me and I think my dad legitimately forgot about us even though this is his fault, and there's no one to take care of her so I had to bring her. Sorry."

That is a lot and answers very few of Robin's questions.

"who...is she?"

Steve brightens and smiles down at the baby who's tiny baby fist is scrunched up in his work vest. "Oh! My half sister. Her mom works for one of my dad's business partners and brought her to my parents while they were away last week so they came home, mostly to dump her off on a nanny they forgot to hire--hence my baby holder here--and fight. Turns out dad cheating is easier to ignore when there isn't actual proof of it."

"oh. Woah."

"yeah. Anyways, ready to rewind some tapes?"

So they start work Steve logging returns into the computer and cupping the baby whose name I don't know yet's head. Then the little baby wakes up, making little baby noises, and Robin is not one for babies really, but Steve coos and picks her hand off his chest and waves it at Robin.

"see, that's your auntie Robin! Say hiii auntie Robin!"

The baby chews her tongue at Robin and blows a spit bubble.

And how is Robin supposed to not be charmed by that?

"awww," she says, letting the baby grab her finger, "yeah, I'm your auntie Robin. Your big brother's gonna take care of you so good huh? You'll know your way around retail in no time."

Steve giggles.

It is then that The Gremlins decide to show up and Cause Noise. Baby sister starts to cry and Steve takes her to the back to get her to calm down and change her, comes out (ignores the party's questions. Giving them Ultimate Mom Pose with Bonus Effect of Baby) hands her to Robin who is a little nervous but she will not let her new niece (?) Down, and goes back to find and heat up a bottle.

Eddie, who drove the gremlins and was looking for something in his van comes in, sees Robin holding the baby and is like huh? What's this?

And then Steve comes out with a bottle and a baby blanket over his shoulder, reaches for the baby from Robin and tries to get her to latch on the bottle with quiet words and gentle hands and Eddie is not okay he's not fine he's having a melt down because Steve with the kids is one thing but Steve with a Baby is something very different and he should not be expected to keep it together seeing this

Part 2.

Part 3

#steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #platonic stobin #steddie #accidental baby acquisition #listen. his mum doesnt trust his dad. steve deserves a sibling out of that. eddie is just trying to cope #big brother steve #Robin gets to be an auntie bc you KNOW steves raising that sibling. hes like ohhhh if i dont then she will never Be Held just like me... #and so congrats steve! youre a brother/dad! #finda writes stuff #finda's rambles #also note from 2hr post posting: ive decided that she calls steve bubba bc robin calls steve that when he is Especially Sad #and bc steve is baby's main caretaker she latches onto it as hes not her dad or mum but he IS bubba #im aware its usually for little brothers but its also used as 'pal' or 'buddy' and i think robin would call him it affectionately #when bc its Soft. baby gets Soft Steve all the time thats her Bubba!! #also aware its mostly souther but not exclusively!! steve is bubba now to his 4mo sister ok

[arctixout]

I love full band Joker Out interviews bc they're like

Bojan: knows things, but also cannot shut the fuck up and ends up oversharing so 50-99% of what he says is just straight up bs because plans change (we don't mind tho). Somehow looks pretty and is in every interview unless literally at death's door or super busy.

Kris: knows things and cannot shut the fuck up 2.0 but instead of lies he just says the darnest things that ig are true but.... Kris for fuck's sake. (we don't actually mind about this either). Also there to keep Bojan's bs at a reasonable level.

Nace: chimes in once in a while, always looks handsome, put together and interested, actively listening. 10/10 no notes.

Jure: just happy to look cute on camera and lounge at the side.

Jan: pondering his orb unless spoken to. Happy to give a 50 minute academic lecture during a 30min interview if asked the right question.

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #nace jordan #jure maček #jan peteh #i love them all equally #but i also need a 2hr lone interview with jan like i wanna know!!!! what he thinks of!!!! #give that man time to answer the questions!!!!!!!! #bojan #*my post #kris #jure #nace #jan

[cupcakeinat0r]

I hope Miguel gets a gazillion trilllion billion zillion jillion bazillion minutes of screen time in BTSV🤭

If not, Sony, count ur days.

#Just give me Miguel for 2hrs pls #I wanna see at least 10 monologues Sony #no less #there also needs to be at least 5 scenes of him in civilian clothing #no angry Miguel allowed as well #just soft Miguel #maybe have him cry in one scene #I gotta say that since y’all wanna call him an ‘animal’ for his entire 10 min screen time #fuck outta here #miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse #atsv miguel #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel ohara #atsv #btsv #spiderman atsv #spiderman btsv #miguel x you #miguel o’hara fanfiction #spider man 2099

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

#i took an exam at 8.30 to 10. when the fuck home and got tattooed from 1 to like 5 #it was only like 2hrs of tattooing. mostly it was me having her redraw the lines a million times #the color is dark blue and i really like it. wasnt super painful bc i think i have pretty high pain tolerance #i could feel it most under my shoulder blade and a lil on the soft part of my inner elbow #glad i did it today bc i was feeling fucked up abt thr exam. bc the frustrating thing is that i think i could verbally explain the concepts #to u better than i articulated them in writing. idk grades dont really matter for me at this point but i still feel fucked up abt it #anyway. apparently markers stick really well to my skin bc i never go out in the sun lol #she had to scrub so hard and it would not come off with rubbing alcohol #unrelated

[marcmorrigan]

yknow that post thats like 'having a crush on your own OC is so embarrassing'

yeah

OC: maive (she/her)

#my art #my ocs #KatH #maive #dailies #i have no idea how i spent 2hrs on this but if anyone deserves it its her #also i do know. it was redrawing her hair a billion times and going back and forth on how i wanted to do her outfit #almost didnt give her the overshirt but i need to start drawing her with it if shes gonna have it hsdfghjkl #technically that one is an overdress but like. ygwim. #oooh mysterious new necklace that looks suspiciously similar to the belt shaide wears... #u will probably start spotting those beads popping up on other characters too. what could they Mean 🤔🤔🤔 #the audience is on the edge of their seats. but i will not reveal my sneakrets >:o)c #Yet

[felikatze]

SLOOPIS FANKIDS. sorted youngest to oldest. (hi @v1u who is coparent of these goobers)

dont. dont worry about the notes on orion. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT. we're not putting the teenagers in the torment nexus. no. I'm sure Orion is a normal child.

Orion was born Regularly but the triplets just kinda showed up on the doorstep one day. Entirely normal no Wish Craft involved.

(Orion, age 4) "Poppa!! Look!! The stork is real!!"

(Isabeau, suddenly father of four) "UH HUH. SURE IS."

Also. Mintaka, Alnilam, and Alnitak are the three brightest stars of Orion's Belt. Star kids :)

#Feli draws #in stars and time #isat ocs #AT LAST I HAVE MADE FANKIDS... #shoutout to ME for doing FOUR whole alright character designs in like 2hrs #personality-wise my favorite is Mint. ceo of autism. design wise my favorite is Nil. #it was!! really fun!! trying to combine design elements!!

[tenshouining]

[day 3 - coming out] if youre not kissing in the lab are you really partners. . .

#jayce giopara #jayce league of legends #league of legends #arcane league of legends #league of legends fanart #transtism real #viktor machine herald #viktor league of legends #viktor league #meowmeow alert! #Trans Jayce Week 2023 #i think this is the most reasonable time ive posted one of these (its 20 to 2am which is . NOT reasonable when ive got a class at 10 oclock #with a 2hr commute but whatever they deserve it. i have insomnia anyways at leaste im being productive :] #been watching a lot of robotics vids by the way. feeling very electrical engineering rn #im like an atom youre like the eletron yessir #t4t #vikjayce #IVE FINALLY. figured out viktor in a way that isnt just like Arcane. actually looking at the games do crazy things for yoy #onceive got a substantial amount of notes on him ill post em all together i fink :)

[runawaymarbles]

Tumblr and ao3 both releasing surveys asking how often I use the site: are you really going to make me face my sins like that

#op #tumblr #ao3 #my phone gives me time limits on both #it's 1hr for tumblr and 2hrs for ao3 #I hit them regularly #sometimes before lunch on my days off

[chaikajpeg]

hinata shōyō | haikyuu

reference photo: link to the original post on twitter. shot by oremiya14

i don't know the name of the team and the player yet but i'll add them later (i'm in a bit of a hurry so i have to go... sorry!!)

#my art #haikyuu #hinata shouyou #hinata shoyo #took me ~2hrs. a little less maybe #i feel more confident at drawing bodies now. but faces and heads are incredibly difficult #not only the anatomy is hard but the face should also be recognisable #and finding the golden mean between realism and anime style feels like an impossible task #but well. nothing you can do but try your best to learn #on a different note. i remembered i have free will and can draw something besides spy x fam and magus' bride #i wasn't restricting myself to these two works. but i got so attached to the characters that i forgot i could draw someone else #im watching haikyuu for the 3rd time (watched it in 2015 and then one more time in 2017) #it's one of the VERY few animes i don't find cringe after a long break and love just as much as i did during my teenage years #it's a bit too dramatic sometimes but i don't mind that at all #the animation is mind-blowing... #and the humor too #kageyama drawing in the next post... i'll continue my ramble there #traditional illustration #pencil illustration #hq

[farmlesbians]

what does a 3 hour movie have to say that can’t be said in a crisp 90 minutes .

#the longest a movie can be is 2hrs 4 mins (the length of about time)

[nocterre]

200 degrees/when you hold me

#prince of tennis #sk8 the infinity #dn angel #satodai #ryokin #renga #ryokinta #my tag i think........ #returning to red n blue tropes like the simple minded creature that i am #redhead's face: 5min draw time blues face: 2hr agony

[greekcomedy]

btw i do like the show! i like the casting i like the tone i am having fun etc etc we are only on episode two of a show that is planned to span at least five seasons and all the stuff we are missing up to this point might just have been shifted around to later points we don't know yet its day one alright whatever. i know i'm posting a lot that seems to be complaining about it i have just been rotating the lightning thief in my mind for ten years ok i can't be normal about it. sorry

#sorry if i seem like a show anti i do like it im excited about it i just have So Many Thoughts ok #show came out 2hrs after i finished my last exam of the semester #pjo adaptation #poplars.txt #read tlt so many times that every word that is different i can tell. cannot get away w shit with me

[supercantaloupe]

opera stream alert!

What: The Rake's Progress, Stravinsky (Glyndebourne 2011, dir. John Cox)

When: Saturday November 18th, 12:30pm EST

Where: Kosmi – link will be posted on Saturday morning

Who: everyone is welcome including you, yes, you!

Extra info: a simple tale of ambition, greed, love, and depravity. and, of course, a deal with a devil. with a score from the height of stravinsky's neoclassical period and iconic storybook-like designs by david hockney, this unique 20th century opera is sure to delight!

(yes i am shamelessly stealing @malcolm-f-tucker's format here lol.)

#sasha speaks #opera #opera tag #opera streams #the rake's progress #rake's progress #the rakes progress #rakes progress #stravinsky #igor stravinsky #i hope people can make it! this one is short (only about 2hr 15) and sweet (well. sort of lol) #and i like it a lot so even if only one or two people show up i think it will be a good time..... #also this one is in english if that's of interest to anyone

[babymorte]

of course chonks doesn’t wanna snuggle me 😭

#rude #but this is the first time in like 5 days im sleeping im bed so im not complaining #still haven’t gotten more than 2hrs though so that’s fun #at least in consistent 😂

[silenthillbunni]

sure i want friends but like only in theory not in practice ._.

#i think i have a longing for friends #but actually maintaining a friendship is smth v hard for me #like the girl from highschool i've seen a few times messaged me and asked if i wnna hang out at the library tmrw #and im like.... 😃😃 not rlly boo!! #but ig it's partially bc i dont have a buss pass rn so i'd have to walk for 1-2hrs there... #nd also i think that if i had friends i was compatiable w in my true state it'd be different #this girl is nice nd i like her but i just dont feel that *connection* w her #maybe the reason i dont rlly have friends is bc im not chill like who overthinks abt these things??? #in my defense im disordered so im just not normal #anyway yeah she asked but idk what to say bc i dont feel like it rn. if i did have a buss pass i'd do it anyway but to walk all the way? :( #idk what to say nd it's midnight so i have to reply soon lmao #it would be nice to sit at the library nd read w her doing her assignments but im not feeling great :(

[reallyneedsalife]

just seen ballad of songbirds and snakes and omgomgomg

my brain is thinking the thonks

BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES SPOILERS AHEAD

The entire movie, characters are calling Lucy Grey "songbird". All the time. "Keep an eye on your little songbird" "Catch that songbird" etc etc, but Lucy Grey's weapon of choice is snakes.

Snow's weapon of choice is manipulation or, literally against Sejanus, word of mouth. He uses the jabberjays/mockingjays the way the Capitol built them, to spy on their enemies. He is Capitol through and through. He uses the drones to save Lucy Grey, he cheats with the rat poison and lies to the Gamemaker's face about why he's there when he gives the snakes Lucy Grey's smell. Bar literally singing he is the songbird.

Lucy Grey is the snake. The last one expected to survive. The singer, the Corey, the smartest one in the arena and the one who puts it all together when Snow lies to her face about who he has killed. She knows she's next, she knows he killed Sejanus, not literally but he was responsible. She puts two and two together and slithers away into the bushes and trees of District 12.

The obvious bit is that Snow is the snake for lying and cheating, in the colloquial meaning of someone being a snake, and Lucy Grey is the songbird because of her singing the songs of the revolution and rebellion.

But they're both deeper than that. They're both and songbird and both the snake.

Anyway, 10/10 movie, minimal notes but those notes were more wishes than much else

#the ballad of songbirds and snakes #lucy gray baird #coriolanus snow #the quote at the end alright #it got me #the happy flaps happend #my roommate who was sat next to me was grinning #ALSO THE SONGS #AND THE DEPTH TO EVERYONES MOTIVES #loved it all #even if the adhd didnt appreciate the 2hr 38min run time