Robin Musings, as per Krypto
Ph.D. (tummy rubs), M.A. (The Art of The Good Boi)
Oh boy Clark finally made me a grandpup!
How well my grandpup fights!
And how well he flies!
The chickens are trying to adopt him
Quick, bark at the chickens
Let me lick your woes away
Oh I know all about sibling rivalry
See how the horses prance around and look all majestic
But I know that Clark loves both of us equally
Ah I have imparted wisdom
The pup is skinny!!
Feed the pup-!
I can't lactate :/
Quick, let's go to Bessie
Woman has like, six calves, she can spare some milk
Brush me as you would brush your glorious hair
Now for the finale
We shall shed on Bruce's favorite chair :)
Robin III again
Skinny pup is dating Kon-pup!
Glorious, I will have great-grandpups now
That is, if Bruce doesn't keep yelling
Ruins the mood :/
How will my dynasty continue at this rate
Quick! Snuffle the anger away!
Oops I squished him
It's ok :)
The pup is kidnapping me!
Someone save me- oh wait
Tell Clark I said bye :)
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Omg! Italian-American Jason ttly watches soccer while being overly emotional about it.
I also deeply believe that he prefers soccer to football and y'all can rip this headcanon from my cold, dead hands.
I’ve never considered that but yes! Jason watches soccer and yells about bad calls while eating the most unhealthy food you’ve ever heard of.
“Did you have to make bacon Mac and cheese chili cheese dogs?” You asked watching him load up like it was his last meals. Just because he went through calories like he stole them didn’t mean you could.
“There’s also a margerita pizza in the oven and a salad in the fridge,” he said with kiss to your forehead. “But the game starts in 5 and I’m not missing it. And if Metropolis keeps diving, I swear I will personally drive over there and whoop-“
“Kidding! I’ll have a nice kind conversation about how it’s a fucking soccer field and not a diving board,” he ended his sentence. You had your hands on your hips and looked at him. “I’m not going anywhere. But I don’t know if I can stay cool with Tim’s boyfriend talking trash if we lose another game to metropolis of all places.”
“You’re gonna take a breath before you burst a blood vessel,” you said rolling your eyes. A knock at the door broke your conversation as Jason opened the door. Dick, Tim, Damian, and Roy showed up.
“Look who the cat dragged in,” Jason said with a grin.
“We we’re almost late because this one was Skyping,” Roy said pointing to Tim.
“Kon is in space and he managed a call. What can I say,” Tim said slipping away before Jason could give him a head rub.
“Stop being so horny?” Damian answered.
“You shouldn’t even know that word,” Dick protested.
“I’m 15. Everyone knows that word,” Damian said slipping his shoes off unlike the other guys. Jason looked at them pointedly and they complied before piling in the living area. Jason and Roy piled unfathomable amounts of food on their plates. Dick grabbed a single slice of pizza and sat down.
“What is that?” Jason asked. Dick looked up confused. “What child are you feeding? That’s a bite.”
“Oh, well some of us have to fit in our suits and can’t just eat junk,” Dick answered and Jason and Roy started laughing. “You joke but I went out for tacos with Kori one time and I felt like Mr Incredible trying to roll the pants on.” They laughed harder.
“Oh god Dick, why would you make it so tight,” Jason asked. Even Tim was grinning.
“Hey now, there’s a reason Nightwing is Gotham’s sexiest hero and Red Hood makes the list of least likely to bathe,” he quipped. Tim and Damian laughed. Roy shoved Jason’s shoulder with a gaff.
“Babe, do I bathe?” Jason asked you in the kitchen.
“What? Oh yeah. That’s a weird question,” you called back.
“I know for a fact that both of you are disgusting but the worst is Drake,” Damian said taking a bottle of smoothie Alfred made out of his bag. Nothing was safely vegetarian at Jason’s house.
“Hey!” Tim started.
“Shut the fuck up! The game is on!” Jason said turning the volume up. You joined them in the living room as the game started.
Gotham lost 2-1. Kon gloated for a week when he got back earth side. Tim ended up drunk on one beer. Damian befriended all the neighbors cats on the fire escape. And between Jason and Roy, 14 bacon Mac and cheese chili cheese dogs were eaten as well as a whole pizza. Dick fell asleep halfway thru the game even with the guys yelling at the tv. Bruce pouted because he didn’t get to join the soccer game viewing.
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