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sepia-stained-sunset · 9 months
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Tim only finds out Kon dated his sister because he takes over for Cass one night as Black Bat and gets hit on by him. This is also, coincidentally, the exact same time he figures out he likes being flirted with by Kon and has a crush on him.
His family never lets him live it down.
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vveakfish · 1 year
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been watching NGE again, and i am once again reminded of my timkon mecha anime headcanon
wherein tim absolutely loves Evangelion
(watched it for the first time when he was wayyyy too young but now it is an integral part of who he is as a person)
but kon thinks it’s entirely over rated like, wtf is this shit?? lets watch a good mech anime…
and proceeds to put on something that is arguably worse like fucking transformers energon
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dc-and-damirae · 2 months
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tim: I fell asleep and then woke up to dick screaming at me. It was very disorienting. Turns out I sleep dialed him. dick: I thought you were dying! tim: Turns out I also have sleep apnea…. dick: I was afraid he got kidnapped. Then I heard him snoring and was relieved. But then he stopped breathing and I was terrified again! I had to wake him up! bruce: Ok, I get it. But how did the fire start? dick: kon came running because he thought someone was being attacked. bruce: *sigh*
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Okay but a thought struck me the other day, and maybe I’ll write it, but considering writing was my goal this weekend and I instead ended up at urgent care - sharing as a hc in case I never do 😂
The birds and the superkids are all still besties/dating (whatever your preference, doesn’t matter here) and yada yada happens and Damian and Kon just…get into a giant argument.
So they’re screaming at each other or whatever, and Kon just brings up the fact of “If you forced Jon to pick between us, he’d pick me.”
And it stings but Damian’s like ‘no shit, you’re his brother.’
But then to REALLY rub salt in the wound, Kon says, “And if you forced Tim to, he’d pick me too.”
And that one hits like a ton of bricks ‘cause - yeah. Tim probably would.
And it’s just the thing to say to trigger all of Damian’s insecurities and self loathing and - yeah, of course everyone would abandon him first chance they get. They’d be stupid not to! So why should any of them - Damian included - waste their energy!
So of course in his hurt he retreats from everyone, and it takes most people way too long to notice (except Jon obviously) but eventually Kon is asked if he knew anything and he guiltily mentions their argument and the terrible things he said.
And oh BOY are Jon and Tim fuckin’ FURIOUS. Jon definitely punches him. Tim…maybe.
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Tim Drake is the kind of guy to have dirty, worn converse, make battery acid, skate, go to parks at 3 AM, and chronically be on AO3, Tumblr, and Spotify. He looks like he wears jewelry. He looks like his hair would be long enough for a ponytail-
Tim looks like the kind of guy to fall in love with his best friend.
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beeqisch · 7 months
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very self indulgent timkon doodles
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hellrobin · 8 months
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consistently funny to me that steph befriends all of tim’s boyfriends. she and kon paint each others nails and gossip. she and bernard exchange embarrassing stories about tim. and this is all AFTER she breaks up with tim.
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vodrae · 6 months
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Jason and Kon meeting formally for the first time as in-laws.
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(Found on pinterest, first panel certainly from WFA)
Jason and Kon : Gosh he's ridiculous.
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wondersinwaynemanor · 1 month
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Dick enters Tim's apartment and hears screeching sounds.
Dick, wondering: Did you capture the Man-Bat or something?
Kon, by the closed door of Tim's room: It's Rob.
Dick, horrified: Did Timmy turn into the Man-Bat?
Kon, sighs: Nope. He's just upset cus I'm keeping him at house arrest for not going to sleep. Aaand he also drank one of Bart's energy drinks when I told him not to.
Dick: You need help?
Kon, smiles widely: I've got it.
Dick, grabs Tim's laptop to search the case they worked on last week: I'm glad you're a super, no one can handle Timbers when he goes feline mode.
not even an hour later
Tim, pretends to cry at the other side of the room: I'll tell the whole world you're my favorite brother, Dick. I promise.
Dick, stands in front of Tim's room: Let me in, Conner.
Kon: But you told me earlier he needs to sleep...
Dick: But he told me I'm his favorite.
Tim, on the other side of the room: *is already trying to disable an explosive to escape*
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cardinalcheerio · 1 year
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Tim: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
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sepia-stained-sunset · 10 months
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Tim and Kon would be in the angstiest, most feral and the most intense relationship ever.
Their arguments would be screaming matches, their displays of affection could be public and they wouldn't care.
They run to each other the second a fight is over and they're so fucking dramatic before a fight begins.
Tim tosses himself off buildings all the time during fights because he absolutely trusts Kon to catch him. Kon trains himself to track Tim's heartbeat from across the galaxy.
People either hate them passionately or want to be them desperately
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burritowitch · 1 year
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Okay so can we talk about how hilarious it is when Lex Luthor is a good dad to Kon? Like man made a clone son of his ex and said ex turns out to be a shitty dad to the clone son while lex luthor, known supervillain, is just a good dad.
Like: kon is feeling unwanted at clarks place so he just. Heads over to lex's and gets fathered while hes there. Kon gets bounced around like a child of divorce for a while before he ends up spending his time between the kent farm (ma and pa are literally the most important ever) and lex's rich guy penthouse.
Whenever lex and clark get into arguments about kon, lex is the one to actually think about whats best for kon long term. Lex doing lame dad shit with kon, trying to take him fishing and birdwatching and shit.
Just. The comedic potential.
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sillymanwithocs · 2 years
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Alfred Pennyworth has 1,000,000% said all of these
Part 1
"Bloody hell, master Bruce! You have multiple phones and adoption papers on your utility belt, but no tissues?! It's bad enough I have to hide snacks on everyone's suit"
"Master Damian, if you don't get your sword off the table right now..."
"GET OFF THE CHANDELIER MASTER RICHARD"
"Harleen, if you bring your hyenas and they pee on the carpet again I'll grab my shotgun"
"Why can't they all be as well mannered as you, Batcow?"
"Hello William, do you have my cocaine?"
"Master Timothy, I will revoque your Bernard and Conner dating privileges if you don't go to sleep right the fuck now"
"Larry, don't you dare complain about my family making noise when your dog keeps defecating on our property, if you don't take better care of Markus, I can't promise master Damian won't take him"
"Master Richard, if you don't eat your vegetables, I'm throwing the rest of your meal to the bats"
"If I have to clean ONE more bloodstain off this couch..."
"Master Jason, you probably have the largest bookshelf in the entirety of Gotham City, I doubt it would be that big a deal to let one of your siblings borrow a book you own five copies of"
"Miss Stephanie, quit teaching internet slang to the boys, if I have to hear poggers again I will, as you say, Throw Hands"
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kryptonian-bat-thing · 2 months
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if you see this, rb with your dc ships' headcanons
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I love how in your shippy hc Tim absolutely terrorizes the f*ck out of Jon for hurting his little brother. He is ruthless.
I'm here for overprotective big brother Tim. Maybe also overprotective little brother Damian?
I feel like that's one of the traits Tim would inherit from Bruce, honestly. Like, obviously, he loves the Supers, ever single one. And Jon and Damian getting together? Unexpected given Damian's grievances with literally anyone around him, but happy for them, totally.
But if ANY of them so much as THINK about fucking with his family, boy's gonna go so feral. Only HE is allowed to bully Damian. Anyone else puts a sad face on that boy they are DONE. Bruce has never been more proud.
Meanwhile Damian is just WAITING for Kon to fuck up. Upset Tim? Upset Jon? Dude's dead and they are NEVER finding that body. EVER. Apple's don't fall far from the trees and Luthor's a BITCH, Damian's always known it.
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thief-of-eggs · 10 months
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There’s just something so special to me about the emotional aspects of Timkon’s relationship.
Like- they are both eachother’s rock, but in different ways. Kon is one of the only consistencies in Tim’s life, is always there for him, is always a shoulder to cry and rest on. He knows how to soothe him when things get to be too much, knows how to bring him down from any emotional ledge.
And for Kon- Tim is his. His relationship with Tim is one of the few things about Kon’s life that he got to pick, one of the only things that he gets to know that no one else can touch, no one else can control. And Tim is always there to encourage and uplift him, to ease him through his own insecurities.
Like. My boys are both so emotionally damaged. But they both carry eachother through their worst times. And I adore that about them
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