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timdrakeismypatronus · 1 month

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Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

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ktkat99 · 1 year

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Kon, growing out his hair and getting an undercut, piercings, dressing in a spiked leather jacket and sunglasses- Does this look rebellious enough to piss off both my dads?

Tim, trying to act casual as he leans against the Redbird, unable to stop staring- Get a boyfriend with a motorcycle!! Dads hate those!

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mcuxhp777 · 2 months

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Bruce: I can't say I'm surprised

Jason: You knew

Bruce: First it was you with Gar, then it was Dick with Wally, then it was Tim with Kon and now, Damian's dating Jon

Tim: I don't understand, what's the point

Bruce: Every one of you attracts supers

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arguablysomaya · 8 months

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Tim (about Kon): I can fix him.

Cassie: You are literally worse.

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wondersinwaynemanor · 3 months

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Red Hood and Red Robin greeting each other seriously during patrol so that RR can give the coordinates of a homeless child somewhere in Crime Alley. as if they weren't talking about explosives the other night and Jason didn't teach Tim to bake the coffee cupcakes he loves so much.

Later in a few

Red Hood, crushes the bags of stimulants on his hand and throws them on the sewers: Get a fucking new hobby. These things are disgusting.

Goon, runs: Fuck you, Hood!

Red Hood, sighs: What an idiot- The fuck. Where's my other gu-

Red Hood sighs again.

Red Hood, speaks to the rest of the family through the comms before chasing the goon: The kid's got my weapon again.

Nightwing: Robin, what -

Robin: Negative. It's not me.

Batman, pinches the bridge of his nose as he sits on a gargoyle somewhere in Gotham and thinks, "Here we go again."

Somewhere at a rooftop in Metropolis

Kon: Um Tim, I know you have plans of destruction, but-

Tim puts the weapon at the back of his suit. and Kon wonders how do the Bats even have places for weapons on their suits?

Tim: Nah, this is a comeback for him stealing one of the cupcakes you like at my apartment.

Kon: I already told you I'm over it!

Red Hood, hears the conversation through the comms and screams: Like the boy said, he's over it! Give that back to me!

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wizardprime · 15 days

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Conner Kon-El "tiktok teen" Kent: So, Rob, what's your body count?

Tim "what's an internet slang?" Drake: Why would you ask that? You know the bats don't kill! Anyway it's 7

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celestialstateofmind · 1 month

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Kon: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Tim

Cassie: How do you feel about that Tim?

Tim: …It’s not helping with the rumours

Cassie: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Kon: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.

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dc-and-damirae · 3 months

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tim: I fell asleep and then woke up to dick screaming at me. It was very disorienting. Turns out I sleep dialed him. dick: I thought you were dying! tim: Turns out I also have sleep apnea…. dick: I was afraid he got kidnapped. Then I heard him snoring and was relieved. But then he stopped breathing and I was terrified again! I had to wake him up! bruce: Ok, I get it. But how did the fire start? dick: kon came running because he thought someone was being attacked. bruce: *sigh*

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incorrectbatfam · 11 months

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Kon: My sexuality? Everyone knows I'm straight. I like girls and have dated them, you know? I don't understand why this is so hard to—

Tim: *walks by*

Kon: I'm gay. I'm fucking gay as hell. I'm so gay.

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girly-blogging · 2 years

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its them

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 17 days

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Kon: I like your new pants! Tim: Thanks, they were 50% off! Kon: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Tim: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Kon: Thats’s… not what I meant. Tim: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kon.

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yeetus-feetus · 6 months

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Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.

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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-

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Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”

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Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.

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ktkat99 · 1 year

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Dick- Hey, Tim. What's new?

Tim- I know that tone. I don't like that tone. What do you want?

Dick- Nothing! I just heard one of those psa's about checking in on the quiet people in your life. Making sure you're okay. Seeing what you've been up to.

Tim- Oh, you mean like getting married?

Dick- ...wut

Tim- Yeah, I married Connor last month.

Dick- What do you mean you married Connor?

Tim- What do you mean what do I mean? I married Connor. Do you have any idea what kinds of tax benefits we get? And besides, he's the son of one of the richest men on the planet.

Dick- Tim, you hold the entire Drake fortune. You are the CEO of Wayne Enterprises. You are the son of Bruce Fucking Wayne. YOU are one of the richest men on the planet.

Tim- Yes. But also tax benefits.

Dick- You forged documents to create an entire fake uncle, but you got married for real?

Tim- You told me not to forge legal documents anymore. What choice did I have? So if you think about it, this is on you.

Dick- You got married. And told NONE of us. For tax benefits?!??

Tim, smirking- I didn't say that was the only benefit.

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anothertimdrakestan · 1 year

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conner: tim! i got you something!

tim: oh! did you get me a valentine you softie? that's so sweet of you-

conner: uh i thought we agreed valentines were lame? here, the flesh eating amoebas you wanted, hand delivered!

tim: *shoving a box of chocolates and red balloons back beind the bat computer* of course. thanks kon.

conner: read the box birdbrain.

tim: *reading aloud* there's no other flesh i'd rather eat. happy valentine's day, love conner.

conner: *now holding a bouquet of roses* what even is an amoeba??

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arguablysomaya · 1 year

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Kon: Babe could you-?

Tim, points at himself and looks around before looking back at Kon: BABE?

Kon: Oh shit I meant to say bro!

Tim: Nah nah nah, from now on you have to refer to me as ‘babe’. If you call me bro I will not respond to it. You can upgrade but you can’t downgrade.

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wondersinwaynemanor · 15 days

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a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.

everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.

Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.

the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.

Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.

everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.

Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.

Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.

Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????

Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.

Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.

Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?

Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.

Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.

Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.

Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.

Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.

Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??

Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.

Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!

Jason: You are such a drama queen.

Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?

Damian: Tt. I second that motion.

Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!

Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?

Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.

Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.

Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!

the rest of the boys: WHAT????

Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.

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