You know, I hate to say it, but a lot of situations could’ve been avoided if the main character would just ✨mind their own business✨
A girl on hinge liked my photo so I checked out her profile and it says she from Canada … I found me way out ya’ll. I’ll see you guys on the other side
Just found out that I Am Not Okay With This has just been canceled and, for personal reasons, I will be passing away✌🏻
Trust me, Zen. You do NOT want to be doing that!
Not a single soul:
Couple in a fanfic: yOu gUyS bEt oN uS???
Whos good at hacking and is willing to break into my professors account for the exam questions
Ive had enough
So, like, are priests also married to Jesus, or is that friars?
This is a Rian’s bangs hate blog
His hair looks so fucking stupid I wanna bully him.
Who wants to let me use their Amazon to watch good omens lmao
taylor: there were 115 rainbows, 61 stars, and the countdown lesson wa-
me: look taylor imma let you finish but the five holes theory was one of the best theories of all time
Sanji: When I was young-
Luffy: You ARE Irish! Only Irish people use the word young!
Sanji: I’m not Irish. Unless I go on a rant about potatoes I’m not Irish
Zoro: I’m pretty sure you have
For a wacky prank this april fools
Stare into the Void for 20 minutes in honor of Jesus and all his fake bullshit.
If ur Dirk playlist doesn’t have Discord on it then sorry buddy but it gets a downvote from me :/
One photo of a cute lil bunny can turn me from potential serial killer to… a potential serial killer saying “awww”
If God made man in his image, then in who’s image did he make woman?
good night white pride
dont let the bed bugs bite