Baron Headcanons:
(Cause that is what we are all about here)
((There are some I have already said but they deserve to be on the list too))
If Baron were to befriend the Bad Kids, he would most definitely refer to him like Starfire (from Teen Titans) refers to her friends
That is to say they would call them "Friend Fabian" or "Friend Adaine"
People from the Baronies don't talk like that, it's just him
They take unnecessary pauses while talking
On the flip side of the last one, at times he also puts no spacing where there definitely should be spacing while talking
While we are on the subject of speech patterns, they will emphasize random words in a sentence (it gets especially difficult to understand what they mean when emphasis on the word changes the meaning of the sentence)
Hates water
Imitates Riz when he doesn't know what to do
Does NOT understand how organic beings work. Like, what do you mean you can't turn your head a full 360 degrees!?
Not comfortable in the outside world just yet. Prefers to stay in the briefcase, mirrors, or nightmares
Gets very upset when their clothes or anything in the Manor get messed up
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Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”
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that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold
that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything
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Dear Dior, I learnt that wearing my hair in a bun for a whole ass day will give me glorious curls
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Vampire grave cleric coord from Elfia 🥀🦇🖤🪦
JSK: krad lanrete
Belt: eat me ink me
Necklace: automatic honey, taobao
Overdress: killstar
Bag: angelic pretty
everything else is off brand or a gift!
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girl is that a shoehorn in your pocket or is your penis just flat and concave and um. otherwise very well suited to phallic proceedings
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Look at my Red Guy cosplay, boy
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UNITED IN THE MUDDDDDDDDD BAHAHAHAHA
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