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sodamnbored · 1 month
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Catching Up
Thalia: So what happened after Juno took you? Where did you go? Were you safe, happy?
Jason, uncomfortably brushing her off: Well, it’s a long story and kind of a bummer haha. You don’t wanna hear that right now.
Thalia, softly: Jason, I’ve waited thirteen years to hear your sad stories.
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allthestories · 1 year
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Charles to Alastair, Thomas, and Math: No, none of you understand, my secret is too shamef—  
Thomas: You dumb bitch every person in this room right now is gay
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half-gone · 1 month
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(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 4
*Somewhere in Arizona*
Hazel: We should check out the Grand Canyon.
Jason, Leo, & Piper: No!!!
Roadtrip Masterlist
Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4
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caterpillarinacave · 7 months
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Matthew: By the angel, I´m such a third wheel.
Anna, with Ari on her lap: Why do you say that?
Thomas, in the middle of kissing Alastair: You´re not a third wheel!
James, holding hands with Cordelia: That´s just ridiculous.
Matthew: Wow, you´re right, I take it back, I have ascended to the seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.
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catnek-posts · 1 month
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Matthew: What would you do if I bought five kittens home in a box?
James:
James: What's in the box
James: Matthew, what's in the box
Matthew: I think you know
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kaitcreates · 10 months
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Cordelia: I can’t believe everything went according to plan!
Matthew: I wasn’t even aware we had a plan.
Alastair: That’s probably why it worked.
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4uru · 5 months
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Charles : *breathes*
Cordelia: the lord tests me everyday with your existence.
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caylenqueen · 5 months
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Thomas: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
James: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Thomas: How so?
James: It makes holes.
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heronchildlove · 9 months
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James: Matthew, I need a favour.
Matthew: I am not giving you a lap dance again.
Christopher: A lap dance?
Thomas: AGAIN????
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thedeviltavern · 5 months
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Alastair: Are we fighting or flirting? Thomas: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Alastair: Your point?
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heronsdaisy · 6 months
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alastair: so what’s on your mind?
james: your sister.
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sodamnbored · 1 year
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Jason, running in when he hears the screaming: What is it? Where’s the danger?
Leo, mildly offended: I just dropped by for a visit and your girlfriend tried to kill me!
Piper lowering her weapon, pinching the bridge of her nose: Because you crawled in through the window in the middle of the night.
Piper, flatly to Jason: Can you please tell your friend to use the front door.
Jason: But if we lock the front door. He wouldn’t be able to get in.
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allthestories · 1 year
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Okay but like Tom and Kit seeing the awkwardness after James and Math came back from Paris and just being like 
*sigh* okay I’ll take one you take the other 
will never not be hilarious to me 
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lesbocrocker · 1 year
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Christopher: Why are people arguing about tops and bottoms? I would be so happy just to have a bunk bed.
Cordelia:
James:
Anna:
Ari:
Jesse:
Lucie:
Grace:
Thomas:
Matthew: I’m going to tell him.
Alastair: Don’t. You. Dare.
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caterpillarinacave · 5 days
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Charlotte: When I was your age-
Will: When I was your height.
Charlotte:
Will:
Will: I am so, so, sorry.
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catnek-posts · 1 month
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James: Hello, people who do not live here
Matthew: Hi!
Anna: Hello!
Thomas: What's up!
James: What are you all doing here?
Matthew: We missed Cordelia. But Cordelia wasn't here. So we has tea and scones instead.
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