#tlt shitposting

[sunbleachedflie5]

cant believe I'm reading the Harry Potter x Homestuck lesbian cannibalism Catholicism manifesto (harrow the ninth)

#tlt spoilers #the locked tomb spoilers #(kinda) #the locked tomb #tlt #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #griddlehark #tlt shitposting

[gay-for-zoya]

I love the locked tomb cause you could tell me the most insane made up shit about it and I'd fully believe you no questions asked

#tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #tlt shitposting

[incomprehensiblelentils]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of locking the goddamn tomb

#locked tomb #tlt shitposting #the locked tomb #tlt #locked tomb series #if this post already exists I couldn’t find it so I swear I didn’t mean to steal it #(let me know if it is an existing post and I’ll happily delete this lol) #I was just like wait. WAIT.

[civetside]

they say she was pushed out of the airlock but i know what really happened

#tlt #gideon nav #commander wake #the locked tomb #tlt shitposting #tlt spoilers #gideon the ninth #gideon the ninth spoilers #baby G #wasn't wanna finish this one as well but the discord liked baby G so i felt it was my duty

[mechorrhizae]

I had the uncontrollable urge to animate a skeleton breakdancing so here is Harrow animating a skeleton breakdancing

#gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #gtn #gtn fanart #my work #tlt fanart #tlt shitposting #tlt #ik this is a lot of tags i just want to share my stupid animation with tha community :) #the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #i love using blender but i hate that you cant directly export ur work as a gif #necromancy necrodancing

[procrastinationaccount]

(Found here)

#the locked tomb #griddlehark #alectopause #tlt shitposting #alecto tlt #harrowhark nonagesimus

[annabethwarriorprincess]

#griddlehark #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt shitposting #tlt spoilers

[nona-gay-simus]

How to Write Enemies to Lovers Correctly:

Wrong ❌: "I hate him but omgggg look at his abs!!"

Right ✅: "Pathetic, Griddle. I got more hot and bothered digging all night."

#mine #chat #enemies to lovers #etl #hate to love #griddlehark #tlt #tlt shitposting #gtn #the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #ship: one flesh one end bitch #gideon the ninth

[theejaguar]

I come to offer yet another Gideon Nav meme

#the locked tomb #tlt shitposting #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #griddlehark #because harrow is the dork virgin scientist

[barghest-arts]

Frfr

#tlt #my art #harrowhark nonagesimus #tlt shitposting #gideon nav #griddlehark #butch

[skullfacedfruitcakee]

Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz

Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin

My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me

#I think I excecuted this wrong I’ve not slept #this HAS to have been done before #regardless it’s here I did it soz if I ripped your ass off #tlt shitpost #tlt #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #htn #harrowhark nonagesimus #commander awake remembrance of these valiant dead kia hua ko te pai snap back to reality oops there goes gravity #commander wake #tlt memes #tlt shitposting #gtn #gideon the ninth

[jods-duplicitous-sluts]

#cw ianthe tridentarius #the locked tomb #thats it #thats the book #tlt #tlt memes #tlt shitposting #the locked tomb shitpost #the locked tomb memes

[the-crepuscular-queen]

I don't know if it's the pink dress that reminds me so strongly of fanart Mercymorn or just some guy holding a cigarette that makes me think of Augustine, but I can never look at this picture without seeing both of them.

#augustine #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt brainrot #tlt shitposting #harrow the ninth #mercymorn the first #mercymorn #Saint of joy #augustine quinque

[chekhovs-tantrum]

All of the kisses in the Locked Tomb series thus far, organized chronologically and described accurately

Inspired by @wifegideonnav's post on Tamsyn torturing us:

Suicidal ten-year-old makes out with corpse; gets possessed

^Same kid gets eyebrow kissy and baptism from hometown butch who she's definitely killed a few times

^Same kid sticks vomit-covered tongue into throat of vicious socialite immediately after lobotomy to forget dead girlfriend

Honorable mention because it happens offscreen: Dead Girlfriend's Mom (haunting same kid) (different haunting) vent-reminisces in memories about her unholy thruple-with-two-bodies

Socialite delivers averted cheek kiss with a womp womp womp

Sloppy bisexual thruple (different thruple) fuck God after lemon queen's ex-husband takes her cannibalized nun-wife's name in vain 

Dead planet baby feeling herself; kisses own reflection

DILF distributes daddy forehead smoochies

Dead planet baby perfectly mimics dead bestie's knuckle kiss to codependent bodysharing cousin

Honorable mention because there's plausible deniability: "horrifying noises" made by twins upon reunion 

Dead Girlfriend sees girl who owned/tortured her for years, stares longingly; dead planet baby rolls with it 

DILF gives real kisses to members of thruple (different thruple-in-two-bodies) before besties mutually explode in death-by-codependency

Dead planet back in second body. Bite. 

#this doesn't even count the armbone sex #also I might be missing some bc I can't control-F “kiss” in my paper copies of HtN and GtN; feel free to fill me in #after Alecto I want someone to run data #percent of kisses that are on the lips vs on forehead/hand/cheek #percent of kisses between threesomes vs twosomes #percent of kisses where at least one party is dead #tlt shitposting #locked tomb spoilers #tlt meta #harrow the ninth spoilers #nona the ninth spoilers

[civetside]

harrow indirectly feels the warmth of another women for the first time (idk i thought it was really funny last night at 3 am so here we are)

#the locked tomb #tlt shitposting #griddlehark #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #my chest is too small to keep things in my bra but i imagine keeping something like keys in there #would be very uncomfy but you have to use your suspension of disbelief with me okay #teehee #praying to the tomb for no typos

[weekinapril]

Ianthe nation LETS GOOOOO (also let's go lesbians, let's go/yes it's a reference for that one video lol/) cw she's totally unhinged but hot as hellllllllll I know blood is supposed to be green but here we go someone please pray for my soul

#ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the first #ianthe naberius #tlt ianthe #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #locked tomb series #tlt fanart #tlt spoilers #tlt series #tlt shitposting #the unwanted guest #tlt art #fanart #tlt #illustrators on tumblr #ianthe the third #gtn #htn fanart #ntn #harrow the ninth spoilers #gideon the ninth spoilers #ianthe fanart