People be like “ it’s my comfort show” and then it’s the fucking magnus archives

Hi. Instead of paranormal researcher how about children's author Jonathan Sims who writes soft stories about cats and tea and children making friends and helping each other in magical worlds as a method of healing from his Mr. Spider experience.

i think somethings wrong with this guys eyes

What’s up, my name’s Griffin Mcelroy! Your dungeon master, your best friend, and your...

evil boss. Hello Jon, Apologies for the deception but I wanted to make sure you started re

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(for clarity he is practicing corkscrew techniques on an orange)

in mag 58, jon the archivist sims prefaces the statement by pronouncing the word “oregon” like a fucking psychopath. however, whilst reading the statement, he pronounces “oregon” just fine. completely normal. this means that the horrible, pretentious pronunciation that we as an audience are subjected to was a conscious, intentional character choice for jon the archivist by jonny the writer. and to that i say thanks i hate it

CEASELESS WATCHER...

can we be friends?

put jude perry in front of a grill and she’ll start making handburgers

I’ve found it: martin’s most hated flavor of tea on the planet

More on my friends being so fucking funny about TMA, I present: The Bookworm AU

another michael i never finished

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[ID: digital drawing of jon and martin from tma, standing somewhere together on a cold day. A beige scarf is wrapped around both of their shoulders, jon having tilted their head up to give martin a kiss on the cheek, while martin is smiling widely. Martin is a fat polish man with pale skin, freckles scattered across his face. slight stubble and short, curly white hair. he is wearing a blue beanie, some round glasses and a non-descript brown winter jacket, as well as a tote bag over his shoulder, showing text next to three boxes, the last of which is checked off. In order those read: “Single; Married; Taken by a smoking hot (ex) Archivist”. jon is a slim indian british person with medium brown skin, long wavy dark hair with silver strands, a bit of stubble and worm scars on his face. he is wearing a non-descript dark green winter jacket, has a tote bag with three cats on it over his shoulder and is holding a cane in his right hand, where he is also wearing an ace ring. End ID]

It’s freezing, so i am giving you cozy lads coming back from grocery shopping.

Guillermo and Martin hanging out!

[ID: a digital drawing depicting Guillermo De La Cruz from what we do in the shadows and Martin Blackwood from the Magnus archives together. Both are seen from the bust up. Guillermo is a fat Mexican man with medium tan skin, wavy black hair and round glasses. He's wearing his slayer trenchcoat, vest, shirt and gloves ensemble and holds a wooden stake in his hand. He is covered in blood. Martin is a fat Polish-Argentinian man with brown hair, light tan skin, acne and round glasses. He's wearing a blue-ish grey hoodie over a teal t-shirt and seems to be recoiling from Guillermo slightly. Part of him trails off into mist. Martin says "who are you?" And Guillermo replies "you but I'm in a comedy and get to be unhinged without moral implications". The background is dark blue. End ID]

My take on the Guillermo/Martin comparison discussion

Sometimes I think about werewolves and the people that love them 🙃

some smol spooky buns perhaps? your choice of entity!

Baby Jon Bun + All the Entities :)

Absolutely adore Jonmartin because they like INVENTED love but they’re also funny bitches. They’re not just both Annoying they’re also INTO each other being Annoying. Hanging out with them would half be having to avert your eyes from their blinding tenderness and romance and half “what the FUCK are you two talking about”. They are So Weird and So In Love and I care about them So Much.

“i don’t count martin as he’s unlikely to contribute anything but delays” to this huh

I am cringe but I am free