what if 🤔 we were boyfriends 😲 in an alternate universe where i didn’t brutally pipe murder you 😱😵 and i still had my original body 😜😏 before 👁 i 👁 started body hopping 😆😎 and you collected old evil books 📕🔪🤓 that made us infinitely powerful baddies 😈 and we softly kissed 😘
haha jk 🤗💕 unless- 😳
👏 SPREAD 👏 THE 👏 RELIGION👏
tim and sasha play fortnite duos together and sasha is a Serious Gamer (her favorite weapon is a sniper rifle and she’s really good at headshots) but tim keeps getting sniped bc he likes to stand on roofs and emote
In straight!tma, there would definitely be a lot of cultural appropriation. They might have a Stranger episode that features skinwalkers for the anti Indigenous racism. There would probably be an episode featuring an evil Haitian voodoo priest/priestess, bonus racist points if they’re a Black woman who eats people with her vajayjay *cough America gods cough* Throughout it all, it would be blatantly obvious that Moldy pencil did very little research into the cultures and beliefs they’re butchering but they will still happily condescendingly whitesplain their “interpretations” to any people of color that were rightly offended by their racist hack job
JANE PRENTISS <3
being into tma is like. contemplate existential fears. have gay thoughts. contemplate existential fears. be sad about tim. think about the Scottish Safehouse Period and immediately combust. contemplate existential fears
Thinking about how important the web as a design element is in the tma logo & thinking about how something web related is going to happen in the end of the show & thinking about how I don’t know what that something is
even tho i love the magnus archives and my podcasts, i can’t pay attention AT ALL AND i somehow always fall asleep if i listen to them before bed
For every note this post gets I’ll add another head canon of mine
- Tim is lactose intolerant.
Feel free to reblog and add some of yours!
the 100 shirts challenge from 2016 is actually a ritual of the buried
All that people born during 2003 know is be aro/ace, listen to the mechanisms on repeat, think about the s1 cast of the magnus archives, eat hot chip, and lie.
Spirals your avatar. Meet Luis Aldridge.
It gets gender-swap episode. Joh(etero)n is obviously very creepy about his new breasts. He probably says something about wanting to try sleeping with a man, but like, in a very Heterosexual Way. The amount of misogyny and transphobia? of the charts.
Tried to poison my boss but he knew😩😩 Can’t have shit in the Archives 🙄
- Melanie, probably
Jon’s a bi avatar of the eye call that a beyecon
I bet they have placements in the middle of the show
“What are you drinking JoHn?”
“I am drinking this wonderful drink called Eye Juice.”
“Oh, where did you buy it?”
“At the nearest shop near you!” *wink*