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iseeyoujon · 4 days

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The S1 Archives main staff was composed entirely of people who (at least partially) liked men. I choose to believe the OIAR will continue the trend of being equal but opposite to the Archives by having the entire S1 main staff like women.

#it's only fair #now let's try to tag this for visibility without obnoxiously overtagging shall we #tma #tmagp #dyhard #jonmartin #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #yeah the main tags and main ships are more than enough #also i consider lena the elias here aka not main staff but like. big lesbian vibes from her too #which to be fair that works as a mirror to him

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snekberry · 1 year

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past!jon dreams of polyarchives kisses

time travel au masterlist

close ups:

#imagine if past!jon ended up getting a crush on all the s1 archival staff because he stopped pushing them away and got close to them #tma #the magnus archives #tma time travel au #time travel au #jon sims #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #polyarchives #jontim #jonmartin #jonsasha #future!jon #snekberry draws

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cult-of-the-eye · 7 months

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It's actually so bad I started listening to tma and my brain immediately started redrafting all my career plans...the "How to Become An Archivist" tab is open...another tab is online shopping for cardigans...

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jarchivist #jonathan sims wears cardigans #archival staff

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murderandcoffee · 8 months

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thinking about my s1 wingmen au & how martin would be MORTIFIED at first of tim & sasha trying to set him up with jon, but after a couple weeks of them wingmanning it up for him, he realizes that jon is utterly OBLIVIOUS. he is so wrapped up in his denial re: the supernatural & his desperate attempts to seem competent that all of tim & sasha’s efforts fly over his head. and once martin realizes this, he gets a little bold. he tries to see how overtly he can hit on jon before jon realizes what’s going on. tim, sasha, & martin all get in a competition to see who can finally get it through jon’s thick skull that martin is interested in him without saying it directly (though would he believe them? probably not). jon notices nothing. he’s too busy not-really-disproving statements.

#elias makes a betting pool w/ simon & peter on who will get jon to crack first #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #jmart #jonmartin #the archival staff #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #jon sims #jonathan sims #bs.txt #s1 wingmen au

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piedpip3rrr · 1 year

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Ghosty boys

#body horror #gore cw #body horrow cw #basically #og archives crew dies #and haunts the new staff #angsty shenanigans ensue #tma #the magnus archives #tim stoker #Sasha James #jonathan sims #Martin blackwood #ghostchives au

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kat-and-their-cats · 16 days

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the-magnusinstitute · 4 days

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All staff,

It is the twentieth of April.

In the Institute we have a STRICT no-drugs policy. However,

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Elias Bouchard here. Illegal substances, whether ingested on or off Institute property, will not be tolerated. Can the following employees please report IMMEDIATELY to my office.

- Tim Stoker

- Murphy Reynolds

- Simon Smith

- Jenna Yang

- Darren Humphries

- Ade Okonma

- and the entirety of the Artefact Storage senior leadership team

#magposting #staff only #hes gonna kill they ass 😭😭😭#i took one of tims gummies oh god ih fuck #tmagpod #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp #the magnus institute #corpo content

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the-magpie-archives · 1 year

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For around six months now I've been living next to an actual real life archive, and it's unnervingly similar to TMA! Here's a few notable things from these past months:

-i watched a balding man in a very posh suit carry a massive antique briefcase out of the building and put it into his car at 4am

-at 12:30am i made direct eye contact with someone working at a computer on a floor I'd never seen anyone go before. (there's a section of car park and pavement between my building and the archive so this was pretty impressive! )

-The smoking area is always full at weirdly specific hours of day and night (presumably breaks), and completely empty the rest of the time. Clearly archiving really does encourage a smoking habit!

-one of the floors has really bright LED lights which were left on day and night for a week, then off for four days, and now are on with every single blind closed.

-for the first few months I only ever saw three people go in or out of the building- a generic looking security guard who yells at people that park in front of the entrance; and a dishevelled looking man, pursued by another man from the smoking area.

-from my window I can see directly into a room that's filled with mannequins! I couldn't tell what they were at first due to the sheer amount, but they range from cpr dummies to full body mannequins.

-despite being able to see many desks I've only consistently seen two people working at them.

-the fire alarm once went off for hours and nobody evacuated.

-recently at 3am I watched a security guard from the building come out to feed bagels to the fox in the car park (not really that relevant but I thought it was quite nice)

-two of the windows have humanlike figures in them at all times, but they're impossible to focus on so I have no idea what they are.

#I wish I could share more details about it but since it's the only one of its kind in London it would make it VERY easy to find my address #But it's great‚ gives me something to watch from my window! It's like my terrible awful version of bird watching #Damn... I wonder if the archive staff have a sense of being watched all the time.... You know what that reminds me of...#Every archive has its beholder <3 #(in all seriousness I'm not tormenting archive staff don't worry 💀💀)#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #jonathan sims #Also I wish this was an 'and everybody clapped' moment but it is genuinely true and beautifully ironic

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orderforbrian · 2 years

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do you ever see a meme that is so in character and then it spontaneously generates on your screen

#tma #the magnus archives #tma memes #tma shitpost #elias driving a car to a staff retreat like he's holding them all hostage #order up! art tag

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m3ntal-hiatus · 2 months

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i have this vision, you see, of The Weed Incident at the Magnus Institute.

tim, bless his heart, had decided to get into baking after meeting sasha, and they bonded over their love of… cosmic brownies. so, tim brought some in one day, so they could spend a day at work with their mystery mouskatool doing most of the heavy lifting. that was the plan.

martin, bless his soul, had it in him to believe that — upon seeing the brownies — they had been baked for the archive staff, and that they were to be shared.

yes. he passed them around. but he didn’t get one — he kept saying that he had had one already, just in case someone guilted themselves out of a sweet treat — no. he had to be the one to watch hell freeze over.

everyone in the archives, even jon, was enjoying tim’s goodies. tim was enjoying tim’s goodies. with sasha.

it was a day to be marked in the workplace yearbooks.

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croshnaloov · 11 months

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Heyo made this for my other platforms but I think my favourite one deserves it too as a treat 💕

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ganseysglasses · 6 months

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Imagine working in literally any other branch of the Magnus Institute. Some HR person working 9-5 and hearing that all of a sudden that guy he used to work with in research is on the run for murdering some old guy? Two archival assistants died? Oh, the paperwork to come.

But that’s not even the end of it, now his boss has been replaced with some creepy pirate guy who has made another archival assistant his personal assistant, the new archival assistant who used to run that ‘what the ghost’ podcast blinded herself, and there’s also a cop trapped in the archives?

The incident report forms start to pile up, and HR guy’s only question is “what the hell is going on in the archives?” Except now the old archivist, the one he used to work with, is back. There wasn’t a trial, he wasn’t arrested, so he’s just still a murderer?

A few weeks later, one of his colleagues from finance tell him about some strange charges to the company and wants to know if he heard anything. Apparently, the archivist took a trip to the states and came back looking like he endured actual torture.

Now he knows that he doesn’t have the most conventional job, and after working at a paranormal research institute, he’s no skeptic. But he didn’t expect it to affect him at all.

But now the world is different, and the life he knew is gone, and all he feels is fear and he somehow knows that it comes back to the archives.

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #outsider pov #the archivist #tim stoker #melanie king #library staff wondering why the archival staff is checking out books in the middle of the night #or the extreme amount of overtime being logged that payroll is definitely suspicious of

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moonsanoverthinker · 2 months

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One moment I feel I’m completely normal about a piece of media. Then in the next I’m silently screaming at the wall because of it.

(Who am I kidding I’ve never been normal about a piece of media in my damn life)

#silent screaming about it before I go back into a room #of course it’s about tma / tmapg because much like the institute staff I can’t leave it!#tma #tma shitpost #tmagp #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #(I mean it applies to a lot but right now it’s this)

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murderandcoffee · 8 months

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martin: will I lose my job if I fuck the head archivist

elias, gobsmacked that martin would speak so directly: um… no?? wh—

martin: okay. good. *turns to leave*

elias: martin? martin! come back here or I’ll tell jon what you just said

martin, looking him dead in the eyes: he would never believe you *walks away*

elias, to himself: what… the fuck

#this is part of my chaotic wingmen archival staff au #idk what to call the au but it lives in my brain rent-free now #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #martin blackwood #elias bouchard #jmart #jonmartin #web!martin knows full well that s1 jon would never believe elias if he told him what martin said and uses that to his full advantage #bs.txt #s1 wingmen au

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saym0-0 · 3 months

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georgie has gotten a delivery of cat food to her door every month since college with nothing but a note that says 'child support'

#coincidentally elias has a meeting every month with the archives staff about inappropriate use of company funds #after he gets yet another email about archives staff requesting £50 every month for 'child support'#jon will not confirm or deny his envolvment #the admiral #the admiral tma #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #georgie barker #£50 because its quality cat food

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dagda-the-doodler · 5 months

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While I'm taking a break from Worm art, I figured I'd upload some of my old The Magnus Archives Art! I did a whole series about the Institute Staff, as well as some monsters coming up :)) I hope you enjoy!

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