#tma incorrect quotes

[klm-zoflorr]

Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:

Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed

#elias: also your coworkers are bullying me :(( #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #jon sims #klm-zoflorr #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #tma incorrect quotes

[thermodynamic-comedian]

michael, finding new and interesting ways to fuck with jon: your manager looks gnc af

jon, on the verge of tears: YOURE INSANE

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[thegaynessarchives]

Hey guys I made some things idk

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[magnusmadness]

do you think martin reads fanfic as a guilty pleasure. as someone who would definitely be targeted by the lonely i think he would. solace in fictional people and all of that. and we know books aren’t off-limits to the lonely.

so anyways my point for this is do you think he ever scrolls through AO3 looking for different tags and slowly starts attributing them to the different entities

Martin: Jon, do you think this “hanahaki” thing belongs to The Lonely or The Corruption?

Jon: How should I know, I don’t even—The Corruption.

Martin: Yeah, yeah, that’s what I’m thinking too.

then later y’know you get something like

Martin: Hurt/comfort, angst, sexual conte—okay, okay, uh—cannibalism! Well, that’s obviously The Flesh.

Jon: Following “sexual content”?

Martin: Well—I didn’t write it.

Jon, alarmed: I’d certainly hope not.

i just think it’d be funny. jon’s doing some jon stuff and martin’s browsing fics for fandoms he’s never even heard of

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[wearingahat]

Martin: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Jon: Wow. They sound stupid. Martin: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Jon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Martin: I guess you’re right. Hey Jon, I love you. Jon: See! Just say that! Martin: Holy fucking shit. Jon: If that flies over their head then, sorry Martin, but they're too dumb for you. Martin: Jon.

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[moonsanoverthinker]

Randomly generated TMA quotes

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[ginzburgjake]

jon: what if i’ve already turned into a monster and simply haven’t realised

martin: you accidentally knocked my plushie onto the floor yesterday

jon: well—

martin: and then apologised to it

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[jackivist]

“I love writing on walls, fuck you society!”

-Tim

‘Tim, this is actually a door. Not a wall.’

Regards,

Jon

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[just-an-enby-lemon]

Jon: I'm begging you, just this once, please be professional.

Tim: Hey, c'mmon, bossman, who's more professional than me?

Jon: Everyone.

Tim: *smug smile* Even Martin?

Jon: *between gritted teath, almost having a stroke over having to sorta compliment Martin* Yes, even Martin.

*in a different area of the archieves Martin suddently feels a bit happier*

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[cade-space]

Johnathan Sims: I may be a hater and a gatekeeper, but I'm also gods favorite princess and the most interesting boy in the world.

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[stripysockstumb]

MORE TMA INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!

Jon: 'Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.'

Martin : 'The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it....?'

Martin : 'Talk dirty to me, baby~'

Jon: 'The dishes.'

Martin : 'Wh-'

Jon: 'They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.'

Martin, trying to flirt with Jon: 'I think both of our families suck.'

Martin: 'I like your new pants!'

Jon : 'Thanks, they were 50% off!'

Martin: 'I’d like them better if they were 100% off.' *winks*

Jon: 'The store can’t just give away clothes for free.'

Martin: 'Thats’s… not what I meant-'

Jon: 'That’s a terrible way to run a business, Martin.'

Jon: 'This bloodline ends with me.'

Martin : 'That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".'

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[105-hill-top-road]

the magnus archives as things my friends have said

jon - “i’ve had 3 hours of sleep if you round up”

martin - “almost crying over tea over here”

sasha - “i am regretting my choices, wormily”

tim - “i’d scream if i was a large bug and someone threw me”

elias - “well, it was a matter of emotional manipulation and a kind gay man”

melanie - “are you at the bust station?”

georgie - “girlboss gatekeep gepression”

basira - “lesbians are motels”

daisy - “what if i changed my legal name to professor warcrimes”

peter - “what if i roll out of town”

helen - “sometimes i want a door”

nikola - “aren’t all human noises blood noises?”

jane prentiss - “blood test turns out i don’t have veins or something”

jared - “shit i thought i lost one of my ears for a sec”

john amherst - “i’m sorry i was literally dying of the common cold”

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus archives incorrect quotes #tma incorrect quotes #jon sims #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #timothy stoker #elias bouchard #melanie king #georgie barker #daisy tonner #basira hussain #john amherst #jane prentiss #helen richardson #helen distortion #peter lukas #nikola orsinov #jared hopworth #so many character tags oh my god

[thermodynamic-comedian]

julia montauk and trevor herbert

maxwell rayner

the spiral

elias about to shoot gertrude

(part 2)

#i have been working in the pinterest mines for days looking for good images just to compile them all into this post. youre welcome #tma #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #tma memes #tma incorrect quotes #julia montauk #trevor herbert #maxwell rayner #the spiral tma #elias bouchard #tma spoilers #gertrude robinson

[aderangedmouse]

Jon: I turned out perfectly fine! Martin: Jon, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast Jon: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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[beeistrying]

Tim: the thing about sex with a guy - it’s like getting your car fixed at the actual dealership. they’ve got all the codes- you just plug right in

Tim: i mean, you like blowjobs, don’t you Jon?

Jon, asexual, sincerely regretting his decision to use the break-room for once: i’m eating a fruit corner, Tim 🥲

#tma #the magnus archives #tim stoker #jon sims #jon archivist #the archivist #tma incorrect quotes

[thirteenth-fangirl]

Melanie : Truth be told, I'm moderate and peaceful

Jon : Just yesterday you threw a chair at Elias

Melanie : Yes, wich is a moderate and peaceful alternative to the Table I originally planned to throw at that bastard

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