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americanoddysey · 1 month
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"and here I was thinking it was *martin* this entire time"
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taperecorder-gizmo · 26 days
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me if i was in a library
oop what could i be reading there?....
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wrens-wramblings · 1 year
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Happy Jurgen Leitner death day !!!
JURGEIN LEITNER?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal withello jon Apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself
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This is pretty much just a long rant explaining a theory I have about the Magnus archives and protocol. I'll try my best to make it make sense. Spoilers for mostly tma and a little bit tmagp under the cut.
In tma we learn how the fears originated, but it is made clear that we don't know whether of not they originated in the tma universe. After tma, the fears most likely went to the tmagp universe. In the tma universe everything related to the fears can only be recorded on tape, but when they went to the tmagp universe they are able to be recorded on digital devices. What if there was a universe before tma where the only way encounters could be recorded was by writing them down? What if there was books with stories of encounters in this pre-tma universe? What if the spooky books in tma were books that came with the fears into the tma universe? What if some of the tapes carried over from tma to tmagp? What if there will be cases about spooky tapes? What if a certain man by the name of jurgan lightner collects them? That is my formal opinion on why jurgan lightner should totally come back in tmagp. Also, Gwen should continue the family legacy and murder him brutally with a pipe.
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thewhoreinthian · 3 months
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Drew a small comic of one of my fave scenes lol
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cowprintsillies · 19 days
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A Deltarune/Undertale version of the famous Jurgen Leitner rant
WD GASTER?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WD GASTER GOD DAMN FOOL EXPERIMENT DOING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE SPIRAL BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF THE UNDERGROUND COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING WD GASTER. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT WD GASTER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DID HE CONDUCT SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST FOLLOW BASIC HEALTH AND SAFETY IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST DESIGN GET AWAY FROM ME.
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said WD Gaster’s waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with WD Gaster speaking one word in person on voice in game not only will i close the game i will delete my save out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he haunts the narrative but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some wizard hubris shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had an experiment make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.
paypal.com/IFuckingHateWDGaster
Story’s not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his sprite and I lost it. where the fuck is WD Gaster if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt.
crusty old man. ill punch Gaster and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final log he kept on him at all times simply titled Very Very Interesting in ancient WingDings. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when Gaster died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if effective experiments
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thegaynessarchives · 9 months
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Fun fact I have the I hate Jurgen Leitner rant both pinned to my clipboard and saved in my notepad for easy access
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random-wyvern · 14 days
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tma fandom have you listened to the i hate jurgen leitner hit pop single on youtube
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The last parts of the chapter 2: A guest for Mr Spider
Salesa is new to this whole thing, but leitner's been in the game for a while now.
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mayrine · 1 month
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Juergen Leitner died 7 years ago
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They killed him bc of his old man swagger
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tentotea · 1 month
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jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years
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jellysmudge · 1 month
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Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day
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mintytea-exe · 6 months
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Elias, an avatar of the Watcher, choosing how he wants to kill people:
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cult-of-the-eye · 1 month
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I love the idea of digital leitners especially with the concept of terms and conditions and accepting cookies on websites I feel like they could do SO MUCH with that
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theboombutton · 11 days
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It would be very funny if Jurgen Leitner got his hands on the Death Note.
He'd stick his vanity bookplate on the inside cover and die immediately.
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undead-aro-guy · 1 year
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Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate
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