#tmi headcanons

[nattikay]

so I’ve noticed that the Na’vi babies don’t seem to wear diapers of any kind, just regular loincloths:

If their digestive tracts function the same as those of human babies, this would uh....be a problem ^^;

....soooooo, I imagine that Na’vi babies actually work more like kittens in this regard (basically, they need help doing their business/can’t do it on their own).

#kinda gross but also kinda convenient? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #avatar #avatar 2 #way of water #na'vi #headcanon #a tad tmi? maybe #but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

i've never even seen the show First is from and yet i love your First x Chase Young ship so i have to ask. If anything did HAPPEN between the two of them what sort of emotions would they be dealing with afterwards?

Wow, this is such an unexpectedly nice compliment for me? Cause it means, you are a Chase/XS fan, who saw my crack ship and went 'I don't know what's going on, but I enjoy your silly little ship, funny crossover shipper.' and you know what? It's very nice and made me happy. ;) Thank you!

And well who said nothing ever happened between them lol IF anything happened between those two (be it emotional or physical ;3), their default way of dealing it would be DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL, in similar but also in slightly different ways.

Chase Young is a man who seemingly doesn't do softer emotions. Any possible feelings and reactions who could be attributed to him actually caring about First Ninja, are re-labeled in his head into him doing all of this because he is trying to manipulate First on his side (and he totally still is, but he also now wants to feed that man, talk with him during long evenings and perhaps take a nap with him, you know, disgusting cute domestic stuff amidst oh i dunno- taking over the world and being evil together. >;))

First Ninja on the other hand, is very much aware that for things to go this far means that he is absolutely having emotions about Chase. But he is also in denial, because how can he betray all of his moral standing and beliefs, if he starting to care about someone like Chase Young? So he shoves it so far deep, he is in denial about denial, and turns completely blind to anything even resembling them being something more than opponents who tentavely respect one another.

#que? #ninja showdown #my immortal soul #is it strange that out of those two i absolutely view Chase is the one who would voice out his wishes& feelings first #if only because Chase Young isn't one to deny himself things he really wants #(of course he has to realize that he wants them in that way first and that might take awhile) #and First Ninja is the one who WOULD deny himself anything just because it doesnt line up with his responsibilities and morals #even if he most likely will be the one to realize his emotions first. he also would have hard time believing sincerity of Chase's feelings #a very strange juxtaposition between the one who puts himself first and the one who never puts himself first #also not gonna lie. I wrote out. like several paragraphs about my headcanons about physical intimacy between those two &how they view it #but than I realized that its probably TMI for an anon ask that didnt ask for that xD so i decided not to subject you to my rants &deletedit #but still sorry

[ofexistencebane]

Alec and Magnus would raise their kids so well, that Max would want to be a shadowhunter like Alec… and Rafael would want to be a warlock/sorcerer like Magnus

#the mortal instruments #max lightwood bane #rafael lightwood bane #magnus bane #alec lightwood #alexander lightwood #malec headcanons #malec #shadowhunters #tmi

[kaitcreates]

Just the idea of the TMI gangs accents. Clary and Simon having strong New York accents, Izzy and Alec having slightly lighter ones with a mix of something else from all the traveling shadowhunters they heard as kids, Magnus living there for close to a century having a stable accent only occasionally slipping into older ones he used to have like British

And then there’s Jace who has just the strongest Idrisian(?) accent, and everyone else refuses to stop making fun of it.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the mortal instruments #tmi #jace herondale #shadowhunter headcanons

[letika]

In The Shadowhunters Chronicles if you're a queer, you'll live a good, happy life with the person you love. You'll probably even get married. If you're a straight, you'll probably be fine, too. But if you're aroace/asexual/aromantic... die saving the people closest to you.

#the most canon example is raphael santiago #the less canon example is christopher lightwood #i know a lot of people headcanon he's asexual #the shadowhunters chronicles #tsc #raphael santiago #christopher lightwood #cassandra clare #shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #tmi #the last hours #tlh

[bookishjules]

izzy is a terrible cook, we know this. it's a running joke, how terrible she is in the kitchen. it's in fics and headcanons and memes and it's not incorrect! her food is canonically the worst. but i don't think we talk enough about how, no matter how bad her food tastes, she turns around and tries again. why she's still in the kitchen, why the hcs of her being a terrible cook last well into her adulthood when she very well could have just given up cooking, left it to others, relied on take out. we never talk about why she cooks.

i can't help but see this young girl who discovered at a tender age just how fractured her family was, how easy it would be to shatter this home that she relied on, that she wanted her baby brother to feel safe in. she's always been strong, capable, unwilling to back down from a fight, but here was this fight that she had no control over, this battle that she was forced to bare the burden of without having any way to relieve it. but cooking. cooking was something she could do, right? families had to eat. could a dinner table act like glue, keeping the pieces of their failing home pinched together even as max got older and their parents stopped having reasons to talk to one another? it was worth a shot. it was something she could do, without having to reveal what she knew. it was normal enough, a girl wanting to cook, and she was gonna use that as a weapon.

of course, isabelle is a terrible cook, and even if her family was so inclined to all sit in the kitchen together for a meal, they wouldn't enjoy it. not that they were so inclined, not that her cooking ever did much but annoy her brothers. but she kept going. kept trying, kept insisting that they try her food, kept filling the fridge with it.

and then max is killed. and then her parents get divorced. and then her dad also dies. still, izzy cooks. still, she tries new recipes and finds people to feed. she knows it won't fix anything. it's too late for that. but now there's comfort in it. like holding a whip in her hands, like feeling her pendant around her neck. in the kitchen, at least she's doing something. families need to eat, and she's gonna remind them until she can't anymore that she will be there paving the way to make sure the people she loves most are cared for, that they have something that feels like home. and the stove and the pot and the spoon in her hand are just another weapon she wields--as an offense, a defense, and a tool to push back her own fears and sorrows.

so yeah, izzy sucks at cooking, and who knows if she'll ever get better at it, but every time i see a joke cracked about her terrible spaghetti, i can't help but feel like the serious side of this all should have it's moment to be addressed as well. because it's always more than just food.

#well that was longer than i expected it to be #isabelle lightwood #tmi #tsc #this is why i consider sizzy to be a kitchen ship #tsc hc #headcanon

[fairdale]

clary and jace would totally get married at the beach. don't ask why, i had the vision and i can't unsee it. they would both wear white with gold. clary would wear a flower crown too. and jace would just cry all the time (if you ask him, no he didn't) because she looks so beautiful.

and their baby gets them their rings while giggling and being the cutest little bean.

#tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters #clary fairchild #jace herondale #clace #clary x jace #headcanon #tmi

[dayque]

Once Alec turns into mundane he will have his first visit to the dentist and I'm sure he will try to break the dentist's nose but Magnus will tie him to the chair with magic

(Clearly Alec will be very upset but not for more than a few hours)

#Just too autistic for this life #Alec Lightwood Bane is definitely afraid of dentists #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #cazadores de sombras #magnus bane #alec lightwood #shadowhunters tv #shadowhunters theory #tmi #tmi shadowhunters #quoetes #incorrect quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #malec #malec headcanons

[paraheronstairs]

the things i would do to get a book about the ‘90s gen in the shadowhunters academy and just info and dialogue and drama about them

like teen luke n valentine becoming parabatai, hodge and jocelyn best friends????

luke and valentine pining over jocelyn

maryse heartbreaker era

celine and more ab her background, her way to be

early good old days before val went insane

maybe maryse, celine and jocelyn even talking about how their kids are gonna be best friends

#the shadowhuter chronicles #the infernal devices #shadowhunters #jocelyn fairchild #celine herondale #luke garroway #maryse lightwood #tsc #tmi #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunters chronicles #shadowhunter academy #the things i would do #PLEASE #IM BEGGING #I NEED THIS #headcanon

[vickchan2]

When Clary and Jace argue:

#Clace #clace headcanons #sobh #secrets of blackthorn hall spoilers #the shadowhunter chronicles #clary fairchild #Jace Herondale #Jace Lightwood Herondale #clary fray #clary morgenstern #tmi gang #the wicked powers #malec #Magnus Bane #heronchild #city of bones #City of Fallen Angels #City of Lost Souls #city of heavenly fire #TWP Theories #The Wicked Powers theories #the dark artifices

[ihavefaithinthings]

Alec Lightwood moodboard 😖

#alec lightwood #alexander lightwood #malec #tmi #shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #lightwood #moodboard #headcanon #alec Lightwood moodboard

[bananacakepie]

are Helen and Mark Blackthorn both allusions for the amount of pressing responsibility that gets dumped on you the minute you turn 18 and no one cares to help you because you're an adult now? parents can kick you out (helen getting all but exiled) you can get conscripted in the military (mark in the wild hunt) and you're supposed to make sure you follow through even though you were just a kid a few days ago; you had your parents and you had your siblings and now they're all gone and you're all alone - you don't know what to do and no one's willing to help you. damn

#helen blackthorn #mark blackthorn #helen and mark blackthorn #blackthorns #shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #tmi helen blackthorn #tmi #tmi headcannon #i’m probably looking too deep #but I just thought of this #and I really liked it #What more excuse do I need #because lets be honest #why else would we be on this site #tmi headcanon

[mattiloveskawoshin]

Headcanon: Lucifer and Matthew Fairchild fell in love, when Matthew dies, Lucifer is literally a widower and doesn't come close to any other prince of hell, humans etc. That's why he never appears, not even in the official draws, because he is mourning.

#headcanon #shadowhunters #matthew fairchild #lucifer #chain of thorns #lightwood #the last hours #the mortal instruments #tessa gray #will herondale #anna lightwood #prince of hell #eldest curses #chain of gold #chain of iron #thomas lightwood #tsc #tid #tlh #tmi #charlotte fairchild #henry branwell #the shadowhuter chronicles #jace herondale #clary fairchild #fairchild #branwell #charlotte branwell #the lost book of the white #magnus bane

[zodarii-dae]

headcannon that one time when alec was at cirenworth to talk to jem or smth, he gave kit his number "for emergencies"

and kit, being a herondale, texts him regularly. what does he text, you ask? selfies. what kind of selfies? ones where he is breaking the law.

alec gets pictures of him getting a flu shot every year. and he's so frustrated b/c several people would be really pissed at him for arresting kit, and he did worse anyways.

just... kit interacting w/ the tmi squad brings me much joy

(and ofc jessa told kit the demon pox story, and alec is saved in his phone as 'consul lightworm')

#tmi headcanon #the mortal instruments #the wicked powers #the infernal devices #the dark artifices #kit herondale #alec lightwood #tessa grey #jem carstairs #alec lightworm #zdae thinks

[kaitcreates]

I will forever love that the kids who grew up in Idris probally have some weird accent that’s a mix of French, German, and Swiss accents.

This includes: Jace, Sebastian, Jocelyn, Robert, Valentine, Aline, Luke, and probally to a lesser extent Clary since the two main adults in her life had it.

#the dark artifices #the wicked powers #the mortal instruments #the infernal devices #the last hours #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #tlh #tda #tmi #twp #shadowhunter headcanons

[delphi-dreamin]

What do you think Lucifer's reaction would be if you spanked his ass while he walked past you?

-🌞

Oooh, that's a fun thought!

I think it definitely depends on your relationship with Lucifer.

If you're in a relationship with Lucifer, I think he'd let it happen if no one else was around. You'd get a side eye, and he'd definitely return the favor later when he has time, but I think overall he'd find it amusing.

If you're not in a relationship, but there's enough good humor between you, you might get extra laundry duty. Or you might get the supreme honor of walking Cerberus for the next week. But I don't think the punishment would be too severe. Lucifer's a reasonable demon, after all.

If you have a more antagonistic relationship...why aren't you running already? Why are you still in the hallway? Leave. Now. Before it's...no, it's already too late. I hope you like being hung upside down by your ankles from the ceiling.

If it were me? I don't think my hand would even connect before he'd have me by the wrist, leaning in until he's almost nose-to-nose with me asking me just what it is I think I'm doing. To which I'd just grin and reply that his ass is too perfect not to slap. (Can I fantasize that he'd drag me to his office, bend me over his knee, and tell me how perfect he thinks my ass is while he leaves distinct red handprints on it? Yes, yes I can.)

#sorry not sorry if that's tmi lol #🌞 anon #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me headcanons #☆whispers from the wood