#tmi incorrect quote

[dayque]

Alec: Jace, you can't told my children that the solution for their problems is to cry dramatically in the shower or in the rain and then go out to kill something.

Jace: why not?

Magnus: *to himself* Oh, Herondales...

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[kaitcreates]

*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken* Maryse: What happened?! Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon. Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down. Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too. Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, I saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell. Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.

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[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Maverick: Just exactly what is this surprise, Bradley?

Rooster: Don't get too excited, but Jake and I...we're planning on walking down the aisle.

Maverick: *screeches*

Hangman: Is he happy or sad?

Rooster: I'm not sure. He's never made that sound before.

Iceman: I once heard him make that sound.

Hangman and Rooster: *stare at Iceman*

Iceman: *smirks* He was happy.

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[mangoob]

It took five years and everyone banging their heads against a wall for him and Simon to get together

Text is from a fuckin quora video I watched that place is wild

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[peupeugunn]

magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?

jace: what the fUCK—

alec: william snakespeare.

#alec and magnus have the same instincts when it comes to naming #magnus looking at a snake and instantly going [wonder woman voice] my baby!!! is my favourite #shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #malec #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #incorrect tmi quotes #incorrect malec quotes #incorrect quotes #alec lightwood #magnus bane #jace herondale #jace wayland #jace lightwood

[okayclaryfray]

TSC characters as inaccurate memes I stumbled upon

Simon while dating Clary:

Jace:

Clary and Julian:

Clary telling Simon about kissing her brothers:

Dru about that aunt from England:

Clary around Jocelyn:

Anyone about Sebastian:

Jace:

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[sky-neverending]

Magnus: “Hey, gorgeous?”

Jace: “Yeah, babe?”

Magnus:

Magnus: “I was talking to my BOYFRIEND.”

Jace: “Woah, Magnus. I know i’m pretty but we aren’t that close.”

Magnus: “Alec? Why did you like him?”

Alec: “Honestly? No clue.”

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[isabellelightwood88]

So iconic PAHAHA

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[deanbane]

Simon: How come paper could beat rock? just throw that bitch into the water, I say!

Clary: You okay?

Simon:

Simon: No, I've ruined another Raphael's jacket and I'm scared

#raphael santiago #simon lewis #saphael #the mortal instruments #raphael x simon #incorrect tmi quotes #shadowhunters clary

[carelessflower]

Alec: daddy can you pass the salt?

Magnus & Robert: *both reaching for the salt* sure

Magnus & Robert:

Everyone at the dinner table:

Alec:

Alec: i mean it in a fatherly way haha, magnus must be mistaken cause he's max's dad that right...

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[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Jace: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Alec: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Jace: Why is my phone cracked?

Simon: You got drunk and threw it at the wall last night

Alec: You turned on airplane mode and yelled FLY DAMMIT YOU

Jace: And nobody stopped me?

Magnus: We were too busy laughing our asses off

#jace herondale #simon lovelace #alec lightworm #magnus bane #jace and alec #alec lightwood #malec #clace #sizzy #tmi text post #tmi incorrect quotes #the mortal instruments gang everyone! #the mortal instruments

[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[Maverick walks in on Rooster in bed with Hangman]

Maverick: *pales* Bradley! You and Seresin!?

Rooster: Hey. You’re the one who wanted us to make nice. We did. We made nice.

Maverick: …

Hangman: *grins* Three times in a row.

#tmi Jake! #911 for mav #hangster #dadmav #incorrect quotes #source: will and grace #sereshaw #hangaroo #pete maverick mitchell #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #roohang #rooshang #top gun: maverick #tgm #rooster #hangman #hangman x rooster #rooster x hangman #Maverick

[peupeugunn]

alec: what do you wanna do tonight?

magnus: world domination

alec: ...that's a little ambitious, isn't it?

magnus: you're my world, darling

alec: thank you, mags

alec:

alec: wait—

#shadowhunters #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #incorrect tmi quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect malec #incorrect malec quotes #alec lightwood #magnus bane #malec

[dayque]

I want to read FUNNY (not dramas please, i am not in mood for cry) MALEC or TMI in general fanfics, do you have any recomendation?

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tmi #tmi incorrect quotes #cassandra clare #cazadores de sombras #alec lightwood #magnus bane #malec #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #max lightwood bane #rafael lightwood bane #clace #sizzy #clary fray #simon lovelace