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[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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[sky-neverending]

Magnus: “Hey, gorgeous?”

Jace: “Yeah, babe?”

Magnus:

Magnus: “I was talking to my BOYFRIEND.”

Jace: “Woah, Magnus. I know i’m pretty but we aren’t that close.”

Magnus: “Alec? Why did you like him?”

Alec: “Honestly? No clue.”

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[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Jace: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Alec: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Jace: Why is my phone cracked?

Simon: You got drunk and threw it at the wall last night

Alec: You turned on airplane mode and yelled FLY DAMMIT YOU

Jace: And nobody stopped me?

Magnus: We were too busy laughing our asses off

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[dayque]

I want to read FUNNY (not dramas please, i am not in mood for cry) MALEC or TMI in general fanfics, do you have any recomendation?

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[caylenqueen]

Magnus, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Simon: But how-

Magnus, ignoring him: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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[lesbocrocker]

All: HERE COMES THE CONSUL!

All: LIGHTWOOD!

Alec: You are outgunned!

Jace: WHAT

Alec: Outmanned!

Jace: WHAT

Alec: Outnumbered, outplanned!

Jace: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES

Alec: Put your weapons down on my command!

Jace: HAND EM’ OVER

Alec: This is Herondale, my right hand man.

Jace: PWO PWO PWO PWO

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[booknookcorvid]

Raphael : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*Simon: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Clary: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Simon's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Kit: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Ty: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Kit: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Ty, not looking up from his book: Spear. Kit: BLOCKED

Kit: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Ty: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

Emma: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Julian: You’re a hazard to society. Mark: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

hehehe

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[jemsbitch]

(Yes that’s my Instagram)

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[onceandfuturecabbagehead]

*at Ragnor's house

Random guest: *hears a loud thump upstairs*

Random guest: what was that?

Magnus: Ragnor Fell.

Magnus: he Fell down.

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[kaitcreates]

Jace: I’ll do whatever I want until I’m 80.

Alec: If you’re still alive at 80 I’ll demand a medical explanation.

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[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Maverick: Just exactly what is this surprise, Bradley?

Rooster: Don't get too excited, but Jake and I...we're planning on walking down the aisle.

Maverick: *screeches*

Hangman: Is he happy or sad?

Rooster: I'm not sure. He's never made that sound before.

Iceman: I once heard him make that sound.

Hangman and Rooster: *stare at Iceman*

Iceman: *smirks* He was happy.

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[alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane]

Simon: Alec is amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shove him!

Izzy: That was him ignoring you.

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[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Clary: Jace! We have a visitor!

Jace: Please don’t tell me it’s Simon

Clary: It’s not not Simon

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[dayque]

Alec: Jace, you can't told my children that the solution for their problems is to cry dramatically in the shower or in the rain and then go out to kill something.

Jace: why not?

Magnus: *to himself* Oh, Herondales...

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[caylenqueen]

Clary: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Jace: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Clary.

Clary: ...

Jace: ...The nightmares.

Clary: *wrapping her arms around Jace* Awwww, sweetie-

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