#tmi probably

[self-loving-vampire]

Still glad that I ended up being one of those people who can cum from breast stimulation alone. It just works out so well with some of my other kinks.

#tmi probably

[gerardpilled]

Completely unrelated to anything but something I feel kinda passionate about in a casual way is the need to normalize “late bloomers” and not just in a pitying sense. I feel like there’s an expectation put on young people (especially in any sort of counter-culture scene) to fulfill this role of sexually carefree when it just doesn’t come natural to some. I’ve seen a lot of fellow neurodivergent people depict a kind of uncomfortable/forced first experience as if it’s an universal thing we can all relate to, and I just don’t think it’s as common as it seems. For years I was insecure with my lack of experience but why should I be? A lot of my friends are in the same boat as me, but it just seems like something people are too ashamed to talk about. I had my first kiss at 22 and still haven’t had a sexual experience to this day because it’s something I need to work on mentally and emotionally before I feel comfortable. Hit me with the “dude, just have sex” all you want because it really doesn’t bother me at this point. I think people should be more open about it honestly 🤷

#tmi probably

[atlasofearth]

there’s nothing more inconvenient than spilling water jesus CHRIST

#not fandom #i hate life #my couch is wet #W G3RI KAMAN. #tmi probably #BS 6OZ

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

I'm being so dramatic and I'm so sorry!!!! Periods and fucking tv shows going to shit are not a good combo.

#tmi probably #and im sorry #mood #relatable #i did not need these two things to be intertwined today

[suzypfonne]

Period havers,

Have you ever sat on the toilet for so long (reading, doing whatever) that you forget about your period, until cleanup, then have a split second panic attack? "OMG I'M DYI-- Oooh, right. 🤦🏼‍♀️"

30 years of these bitches so far. Roughly 475 of them and at least once each damn cycle I go blonde.

*sigh*

#tmi probably #y'all don't know me #it's fine #periods suck #I'm ready for her to pack her little red bags and leave #personal #menorrhagia #uterus woes #relatable?

[imabillyami]

What I crave is for a big girl with a beautiful fat behind and big squishy thighs (that I can dig my fingers into) to sit on my face and smother me with her bushy folds until I’m gasping and struggling for air, while I draw the most sinful noises from her, eating her for breakfast, lunch, dinner and every meal in between like my life depends on it. I think that would probably fix me.

#tmi probably #I woke up in a *mood* just now #fantasies #wlw yearning #is it wlw yearning if I’m nb? I dunno a better term #wlw post #wlw #minors dni #men dni

[marvelingjules]

Feeling super crummy all day. Been sniffly the last few days from allergies and I’m pretty sure it’s turning into a minor sinus infection - joy - and I started my period today. Which means my throat is a little scratchy, my head hurts, my muscles ache, and my insides are twisting on themselves. It’s very exhausting.

Rinsed off when I got home - no energy to wash my hair and it can probably wait another day if I use dry shampoo tomorrow - and crawled into bed already. Laying down feels very good. Now to stay awake until I can at least eat dinner.

#Jules rambles #tmi probably #look I just feel crummy today and would have preferred spending it in bed with a heating pad and tissues at hand

[90stvqueen]

at the dr and they told me to piss in a cup but didn't tell me where to put it so now im just sitting in an exam room alone with a biohazard bag in my hand bc i didn't want to be rude by putting it down somewhere

update 9/6/23 10:33am est: after ten grueling minutes, the nurse came for me and asked me why i was sitting alone in the exam room. she then led me to another exam room, where i am now sitting alone, blessedly no longer in possession of the biohazard piss cup bag. dreams do come true

#typed this post one handed it took 10 years #tmi probably #also cw gross?

[imeatingyourfloorboards]

The outer edge of my ear is weirdly kinda squishy where my new piercings are, ik it's swelling that hasn't gone down 100% but it's still funky

#tmi probably #helix piercing #cartilage piercing #ear piercings

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Hey friends, I’m sorry for the lack of updates! As some of you know, I’m a RL mom so my summers are packed with a lot of activities, therapies and such. I’m hoping to get back into the swing of posting requests and stories soon!

Thanks for all your support 🥹✌🏻

#my lovely bbys #life update #also I’m sweating so much because it’s been so hot 🥵 #tmi probably #anyways that’s my life 🤪

[scarecade]

“iud’s are more than 99% effective at preventing pregnancy” i tell myself over and over as i lie awake at night, anxiety ridden that i am perhaps the unluckiest bitch alive

#tmi probably #who give a shit i can’t fuckin sleep #MY COUSIN HAD AN IUD AND THEN GOT PREGNANT ON HER HONEYMOON MAN #SHITS FUCKED SOMETIMES

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

Overall I kind of won the menstrual lottery in terms of length and regularity and relative level of discomfort. But like once a year PMS hits me like a semi going downhill on the freeway with dead brakes. It's always kind of a relief when it sinks in that that's what's up, because I've been otherwise really confused about why I've been in absolute pit of intense depression and anxiety and irritability and brain fog all week. Uuuuugh.

#personal #tmi probably #i am aware of the existence of pmdd but this doesn't happen often enough to qualify as far as i can tell #it's like acute occasional pmdd rather than chronic #tw periods

[weathernerdmando]

Probably a bit gross and a bit TMI but I FINALLY pooped after like 4 days of (mostly) inability to poop. Finally freaking ly. Gah. Hate my body sometimes.

#personal shit #literally lmao #comment reblog whatever i dont mind lol #tmi probably #also of note: there is definitely shit still in my body. however most of it??? the worst of it?? seems to finally be Out. #side note now my back hurts and my stomach is vaguely sore. #wanna know how i keep my tiny abdomen muscles? literally just shitting #shitty tips for gaining abs: have undiagnosed GI issues that have constipation involved!

[cronagorgonzola]

Just caught myself mentally referring to discharge as "The Slime" i hope the person who made that one post is happy about what they did

#.txt #tmi probably

[palfriendpatine66]

WIP Wednesday (sort of)

(special friday edition) Something I didn’t mention in my WIP Wednesday post that I realize might be with mentioning in case it ever pops up unexpectedly you, my beloved mutuals, will have a little context for it.

I am raising a mentally ill preteen with a background of trauma. It’s no secret I struggle with anxiety and depression myself. (There might be a reason I relate to our man Obi-Wan 🙃 )

One day I may write a very dark “I love him more than anything he could do wrong” fic of Obi-Wan knowing that shit's not right with Anakin - maybe in universe maybe modern au I don’t know that it really matters - exploring that feeling. That love is a choice you make every day, and that sometimes it's not enough, and there are no right answers no matter how much you want there to be. That you know where things are heading but still have to go through each day regardless, hoping you can make enough of a difference.

It's not something I'm actively working on or planning, but I know I might get to a place where it happens. Just know that, while yes, it will be deeply personal (and hopefully helpful) also please know that it's fiction and while I welcome talking about it if you feel like reaching out, you don't need to be worried that I'm raising a serial killer 🙃 All for now, my lovelies. This post may self destruct and only return if this fic ever meets the light of day, but it's on my mind this morning. If you've made it this far, here's a gold star for your dedication. ⭐️Wear it proudly. With Love, 💕 Your pal, friendpatine

#wip wednesday #sort of #more like future fic disclaimer friday #post may self destruct #tmi probably

[burn-throughout-eternity]

I was reading mind control non-con on ao3 which ended with a extended authors note about how the canonical ending was the mind controller got murdered which released their victims from their control and describing how the various victims recovered from the trauma

I'd be annoyed but the note was actually interesting + well thought out

Still gave me serious whiplash though

#tmi probably