Incorrect “A Foot Too Big” Quote:
The Finger: I’m going to kill one of you, and I’m going to let you guys decide who that’s gonna be…
Mikey: You’re not going to make us pick-
Donnie: You can kill me. Just let him go.
Mikey: And if you kill him, you’re going to have to kill me too.
Donnie: *frazzled* Well, no- cau- no, if he’s willing to die; I’m willing to live. I just thought I’d step- *looks at him* What are you doing?
Mikey: We won’t let him get away with this!
Donnie: He’s going to get away with it… Double now.
Mikey: Well, if you’re going to live, I want to live too
Donnie: *more confused about the semantics to be concerned with the danger* You can’t go back on what you just said. If you’re willing to die, who cares what happens to me? You’ll be dead.
Mikey: But what if there’s, like, an afterlife we go to together?
Donnie: We are so not getting into this right now…
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donnie having a stay @ home date w reader ( anything that comes 2 mind ) . but then gets interrupted by his brothers — so so donnie x reader ( female or non bi idm ) :]
Sure, thanks for the ask!
TMNT 2012 Donatello x Reader - Privacy
Warnings: fluff, slight aggression, short make out scene, implied sex
Summary: Donatello plans a romantic night at the lair for you two to celebrate your six month anniversary, but his brothers won't leave you both alone.
Donnie sighed with content, having just lit the final candle, which were the last touches on his set up for your date. He adjusted his bowtie, waiting for your arrival. Everything was entirely set up in the living room. He had ordered pizza gyoza from Murakami's, he had your favorite soda in a wine glass he'd managed to find in the cupboard of mismatched dishware, he even had a bouquet of your favorite flowers waiting for you. Splinter was in the middle of a weekend long meditation session, and his brothers promised to keep themselves occupied topside long enough for the date to run it's course. Everything was perfect.
He turned the radio that sat on the kitchen counter on just in time for his brothers to announce that they were heading out. Simultaneously, you walked in. You'd dressed in your nicest sundress, did your make up and fixed your hair. In passing the boys each gave you a compliment as they exited the lair. You blushed and thanked each one before descending the shallow staircase toward your boyfriend. He welcomed you with open arms, holding you gently with a gentle smile. "You look ravishing this evening." he cooed softly.
You giggle, playing with his tie. "You don't look too bad yourself. So, what's on the agenda?"
"Well, m'lady, I've taken the liberty of setting us a banquet of (f/s) and pizza gyoza, after which, I thought we could enjoy a little dancing." he explained, as posh as he could. "Unless m'lady has something to add?"
You shook your head with a loving smile. "No, this is perfect, Don. Thank you." He bowed dramatically, before taking your hand and guiding you over to the short table to you to sit on the cushion he'd layed out for you. You thanked him and waited for him to sit as well before picking up your chopsticks.
Suddenly, the sound of bare feet running on cement echoed through the lair as you both looked up to see Mikey clumsily sprinting through the room. "Mikey!" Donnie shouted. "You guys promised!"
"Sorry, dude!" his younger brother shrieked, proceeding to tear the couch apart, seemingly looking for something. "I forgot my phone!" Finally, after every cushion was on the floor, he found it. "Got it! K, bye!"
"Hey, come clean up your mess! Mikey!" Donnie called after him, to no avail. Begrudgingly, he cleaned up after his brother, resetting the sofa to it's former glory before sitting back down. "I'm so sorry, where were we?"
You giggled at the inconvenience. "I believe we were about to eat?"
"I believe you're right." he smiled, raising his glass to yours. "Cheers." With that, you both ate in peace, chattering quietly about your days, and how school was going for you. After eating, you both sat for a bit, letting your stomachs settle. After a little longer, he pulled you up off the floor with a calm, love sick expression, before pulling you to his chest and gently swaying with you. You felt our eyes water a little, just lost in this romantic moment as your special song played softly in the back ground.
"Well, this is just too cute, I think I'm gonna be sick." a raspy voice called form the entrance to the lair. Your eyes shot open and your head snapped in that direction to find Raph standing there, hands on his hips, with a mocking smirk.
"I'm gonna kill you." Donnie glared at him, still holding onto you. "I swear to God." you rubbed his forearm to calm him down as he continued. "What do you need?" he hissed, finally agreeing to choose against violence.
"My skateboard." he said flatly, walking off to his room to get it, before leaving. "And leave room for purity, guys." he snorted, laughing at his own joke. Don's fist clenched in anger as the tow of you watched his older brother leave.
You gently took his fist, balled it and pressed it to your cheek, smiling at him comfortingly. "He's gone now, it's just you and me. We're alone, now." he looked own at you, understanding what you were hinting at. "Maybe we could watch a movie?" you suggested. "I know it wasn't exactly on the itinerary, but..." you trailed off.
"I'll set something boring up." Don replied with a mischievous smirk. "We won't be paying attention anyways." After he had finished setting up some nature documentary, Donnie returned to you, joining you on the couch. You slung your legs over his, and snuggled into him, instantly leaning in for a kiss.
Your boyfriend peppered kisses all over your face and gradually started down your chin and neck, leaving little love bites as he did, all the while rubbing your legs up and down with his hand. You giggled at his tickling affection, sighing occasionally when he made an exceptionally pleasurable move. Eventually, you feel flat on your back against the couch, Donatello hovering over you, pinning you against the fabric covering it. Once again, he dove into you, claiming your lips, while putting light pressure on your crotch with his knee.
"My son," an old voice called out from behind the couch, causing your boyfriend to fall off of you onto the floor in surprise. You instantly hid your face, immediately knowing who it was.
"Dad- Splinter! I thought you were meditating?!" he panicked, standing and straightening up to face his sensei.
"I was. I was disturbed." You blushed infinitely more after hearing that the pair of you had disturbed him, you hadn't thought you were that loud.
"Apologies, sensei, I-I'll walk (Y/N) home." Donnie mumbled, hanging his head in shame.
"That is not necessary," the old rat said. "Just please take this to your room."
"Y-Yes, sensei!" the turtle accepted, waiting until his father turned his back to scoop you up.
"And, son," Splinter glanced over his shoulder. "Please, use protection."
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