#to a sweet after taste

[nelkcats]

Do not accept candy from strangers

Danny made a lot of stupid decisions in his life, several, so many that he couldn't even begin to count them, but according to him that was great when it came to learning from his mistakes.

So, it's no wonder that on his one day off he decided to do everything he was told not to do:

1. Leave Amity

2. Reveal himself to the world

3. Accept things from a stranger

The first 2 were reasonable, considering the situation with the GIW and how 80% of the population did not believe ghosts existed, the last was a warning Jazz made sure to instill in him.

But Danny was dead (more or less), and what harm could it do to eat a candy or two? It's not like he could poison himself.

The answer was a lot of harm; Technically no one offered him the fallen Kryptonite on the ground (he just thought it looked delicious), and both Lex Luthor and Superman weren't paying attention to him during their epic battle or whatever.

So Danny just picked it up and ate it, well, ate several (Lex was throwing them away like a candy trail, the halfa had fun thinking of Hansel and Gretel), Superman looked worried as he heard "Lex's evil plans to surround him with Kryptonite."

But instead of finding a perfect circle surrounding him, he found a teenager, a young white-haired boy who was rolling on the ground and complaining of a stomach ache.

Danny could almost hear Frostbite's voice scolding him for eating candy off the floor, damn it, and some of the candy wasn't even pure! They looked manufactured and stale. Danny glared at Luthor before deciding it wasn't worth it and going back to his task of complaining.

#dpxdc #Danny doesn't have impulse control #He saw sweets on the ground and decided to eat them #Technically Metropolis was evacuated so the only ones who could tell Danny off were Lex or Superman #They were too busy to notice him #This is just one more thing on Danny Phantom's list of bad decisions #dp x dc #dc x dp #Lex has been trying to make Kryptonite #It's not as good as the original but it works half as well #His plan was to surround Superman with it which is why he “was throwing them away” #The artificial kryptonite tastes to Danny like stale candy #he would give it 0.5/5 on yelp #Frostbite is definitely going to scold Danny after this

[myuminji]

Vampire AU (vw)

#there is too many layers of joke/lore unexplained tbh #smth abt vamp ww covering his needs (blood) under his wants (blood) #smth abt vash who notices it and plays along anyway #vampires that can't taste sweet stuff until the invention of this candy comes along #ww who never had the chance to taste it until now and is VERY delighted by his discovery (that he has a sweet tooth) #vash who received damage from HIS discovery (that ww unironically has a really really cute smile and he's fucked) #the candy that turns out to be quite pricey and rare and vash who managed to get a dozen of them after next few days #IDK THIS AU RUNS A BIT TOOOO DEEP IN MY SILLY LIL HEAD #happy halloween btw #trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #myuminjiart

[lesbiancassius]

don't cry. fill a mug most of the way with milk and put the milk in a saucepan and put it on the burner on low. add ~1/4 cup of chocolate chips ~1/4 tsp of vanilla and ~2tsp of sugar (measure with your heart). whisk until the chocolate melts and is incorporated completely into the milk. pour on top of a marshmallow you already have in the mug to make it melty. hot chocolate, ok?

#june.txt #if you make this i'm making it for you. im standing in your kitchen #also this will be very sweet if you want it more demure don't add sugar while it's on the stove just taste it and add after #food

[brushstrokesapocalyptic]

doing things to this guy's theme music.

#ace attorney #sebastian debeste #klavier gavin #audio #sweet stupid son #music #i am an excellent artist #i think it would be funny if sebastian and klavier both had the useless superpower of hearing the background music #and instead of bonding over it they just used it to antagonize each other because of their wildly different tastes in music #that's not why i made this mashup tho. that was divine inspiration. the klavier joke doodle came after.

[rickybaby]

Daniel talking Chief of Optimism, shoeys and music on the Fitzy and Wippa show

#many a little nuggets #talking about people coming up to him offering him shoeys and him being pretty ‘offended’ that people got him wrong lol #and supposedly Heidi’s only contribution to his music taste is introducing him to Olivia Rodrigo #and him developing an attachment to driver’s license lol #the ending of them giving him a little love ks pretty sweet after all the other shitty Aussie press yesterday :(((( #daniel ricciardo #aus gp 2024 #also the part where he talks about how he used to say something when he overtook someone — I need you to get back to it baby

[marzipanandminutiae]

I just found out that some people make an amaretto sour (my favorite alcoholic drink) with Sprite

Cursed knowledge

#cocktails #no I don’t like drinking very much. Yes I prefer drinks that are mild and don’t taste much like alcohol #sue me #I am going to get a sweet and yummy beverage that won’t leave me embarrassing myself or feeling wretched #I go out with colleagues after work. I have one weak drink. I go home happy #but SPRITE?! #too. sweet.

[halvedslab]

When you say it's a silly au, i got this scene in my head

Bdubs offers Etho a cake. Etho is sure that it's poisoned... No, it can't be, otherwise Bdubs can't drink his blood. But maybe he got sick of his blood and is trying to kill him...!

Bdubs: I bought this just for you! ^u^

Etho: (or he's trying to sweeten me so I'm tastier?? Or be wants me to relax so i don't want to kill him anymore?!)

Bdubs: You wanna try?? :D it's strawberry flavored!!

Etho: I don't want your cake!!

Etho drops the cake right out of Bdubs's hands. Bdubs stands with an open mouth, shocked, looking at the cake.. he's mad!!

Etho: I-I'm sorry, i didn't--

Bdubs: Well, you could've told me you hated strawberry!!! I would've gotten you a vanilla or chocolate cake--

Etho: ...sorry... (Etho knows throwing food is bad and is convinced Bdubs wants to kill him and feels bad all around)

Bdubs: Now i gotta clean the freakin floors!!! And i can't even eat cake!!!

Etho: (he doesn't eat human food, so he doesn't know you shouldn't eat food of the ground... Truly a terrible being, enemy of humanity!!!)

YOU JEST but imagine this with a full four-course dinner

Comically long table with places at either end. Bdubs serves Etho the first course and then traipses back to his seat to serve himself (this takes five entire minutes because the table is so long). He encourages Etho to go ahead and dig in

Etho (white-knuckling the dessert fork): Why don't you dig in first

Bdubs (is completely unaware of how this entire situation comes off and just wants to see Etho's reaction to his cooking): No, no, I insist! You're my guest!

(There's also the additional layer of befuddlement in that Etho has never even encountered food this rich because monster hunting is not very lucrative, and also why are there so many utensils, and also I imagine this is a couple months into their arrangement and why would Bdubs try to kill him now, in this extremely convoluted manner

Meanwhile of course Bdubs is just like "I hope Etho likes the dinner I made for him 💞")

#ask box #vampire hunter au #ethubs #hermitshipping #Also on cake: Bdubs gets himself a slice after drinking from Etho and offers him some #And Etho (mildly offended): ''Why are you still hungry'' #''It's dessert! I always leave room for dessert; somethin' sweet to follow a delicious meal--'' #Etho (extremely confused by why his face feels hot): ''DON'T describe how my blood tastes. Please''

[handageddon]

I swear covid increased my spice tolerance, so the question is, how hot a pepper do I start at to test my new tolerance

#I mean because spiciness isn't a TASTE in a technical sense #and I haven't had indigestion after downing like a whole half jar of sambal oelek #however sambal oelek is made out of sweet chilis so I need to test with something less baby proof #you know #spice related indigestion

[stubblesandwich]

Okay you just KNOW one of these years, Emma forced Killian to dress as Princess Buttercup and the Dread Pirate Roberts with her for Halloween. Like there's literally no way that didn't happen.

#captain swan #where are the manips #I'm rewatching S3 on the treadmill these days and just got to The Kiss in neverland #and the little smile she gives after he says 'as you wish' akdjsifjdn #like you KNOW the princess bride has to be one of her favorite films #because Emma has TASTE #I'm also gonna headcanon that she asked K to read the book with her? #because that is so sweet? #and then it turns into him reading it TO her in his lovely voice and she is very soft about it #no one can stop me #this is fact now

[yuridovewing]

I want more weird supernatural horror in wc so badly so in the rewrite in my head, Mapleshade put a real curse on Appledusk’s lineage that would twist their luck so they would all either die early or live miserable lives. This was invoked by her dying spirit as it left her body, so it’s bound by spirit magic. Mapleshade herself initiates a lot of this, her spirit being unable to fade until his lineage dies. She thinks she won’t be allowed in StarClan until her vengeance is complete and her Dark Forest placement is a placeholder until her kittens’ spirits are at peace. As every member of Appledusk’s bloodline falls into despair or dies, their clanmates remark that their fur is sticky with maple sap at the vigil.

#in canon crookedstars life just kinda sucks and maple takes credit for all of it and thats not as fun #i want her to be an actual demon with demon powers fueled by spite and vitriol #rewrite #no one going into the prisoners den physically in tigerclan bc the whole den is covered in invisible sap #feathertail digging out stormfurs body from the rubble trying to get rid of the debris sticking to him #maybe they also have a strange sweet taste in their mouth during all this but cats cant taste sweet things so idk #miiight stretch the realism on it anyways. why not. the canon does it #graystripe smiling after each visit with silverstream because he gets a strange sweet taste in his mouth when theyre together

[n00dleb0yy]

How u gonna listen to metal, but get mad that it's metal

#sleep token #yes this is abt brittany broski #i fucking love her and how vast her tastes are but #bro best band to get into metal for the vocals is probably tool/perfect circle #they never really get too heavy any i mean cmon maynard #as much of a dick as he can be #bros got the voice of an incubus #sleep token aint even that heavy either!!! #idk im just whining bc i dont want a genuinely good band get clout just for the sex appeal #and i hate gatekeeping #like idk it reads as taking metal to a kpop level #and the way their fans behave is just #jesus fucking christ #like i get it i unfortunately have fallen down that rabbit hole in high school but those poor ppl are being abused #and ur just funding those companies to abuse ur sweet babies #not to mentioned what happens to many idols after their required service #if yall actually cared abt these ppl u wouldnt be supporting this #how did a post abt sleep token and brittany broski come to a rant abt kpop lmao #brittany broski #kpop

[saschakerosene]

Fucked a really cute guy n he left pretty hickies all over my neck <3

#it was sooooo hot #t4t #t4t nsft #queer nsft #trans nsft #he was so cute and such a good kisser #and like he was soooo gentle and sweet #ugh I’m so hard just thinking about it #I jacked him off and after I sat up on top of him and sucked all his wetness off my fingers #and he tasted good :) #and his voice was so pretty when he moaned #I wanna suck his dick so bad #and I want him to give me more hickeys while he fingers me

[franeridan]

the whole one hour and forty minutes of op stampede are worth it even just for that half a second of interaction between mihawk and zoro actually thank you and amen 🙏

#he saves his ass #and then looks at him and smirks...... #ahshshshsjdjsh that's his dad!!!! healthy father son rivalry i say!!!! #tbh I don't usually feel like watching op movie much #i..... don't exactly read op for the fights and the movies are usually just fights so #¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #but sometimes I'm in the specific mood of seeing weird team ups or interactions so i end up watching a bunch of movies one after the other #stampede is............eh #it's okay ig a bit too exaggerated for my tastes but that's just the op movies usual taste #only the movies can make me question how things work in the op universe btw usually I'm down for anything #but then i watch a movie and I'm like “is that really how that is supposed to work...?” #Anyway I'm always up for seeing law being treated as part of the crew #and my zoro stan heart cries when i say this but I'm sorta always up for seeing law act as a sub captain for the crew huhuhu #sorry first mate i swear i would never try to take your spot from you #anyway law picking up robin was sweet law seeking luffy as a safe space was beautiful sabo's........ #everything but especially his interactions with smoker were fun #but like the whole movie was really more of just a spot the cameo than anything 😂 it's okay!!! #I'm not lying when i say watching it was worth it even just for zoro and mihawk #that's the small stuff i watch the movies for anyway huhuhu #next one....gold. i don't think i watched that yet either #that's for another day tho now sleep

[sadlynotthevoid]

Og AlbeCale is Stress Baker Prince x Sweet-Toothed Picky Eater Count Son.

Only that the picky eater part is probably only a part taste, a bigger part an act, and other part the fabulous effect of his brain saying that anything tastes like ashes when he feels bad.

(Because my brain also does that and eating sometimes sucks and sweets are the only thing that tastes normal.)

Alberu at some point catches up on this and asks him to join him to eat with him while he does work, or have small private picnics together so he doesn't have to act and because Cale seems happier when he has good company.

#sweets and tea are the best meal #the only that i can eat without feeling I'm gonna throw out or cry when I'm down #and og!cale probably has the same comfort food #am i projecting? #why yes #he's still quite a picky eater #because he has taste #but i bet he eats better when he's not uncomfortable or lonely #i mean #do you imagine cale trying to eat after his mom died and his father avoiding him #and trying to force himself to swallow the food? #and then seeing everyone get anxious around him so he just #says the food tastes bad despite not flavoring it #because saying he's not hungry doesn't go with his trashy character #don't worry alberu is there #or he would if they were canon #but they're canon in my heart #og cale henituse #alberu crossman #lcf #og albecale

[aamezish]

my mom's college is sooo nostalgic 😭

#i used to come here as a kid #when we had a holiday but mom and dad had jobs to mom would carry me and brother here #she has her own huge department and its separated from other staff rooms #and there's a huge blackboard that students would draw on with colorful chalks its still there 😭😭 #and frames of different anatomical structures #and the kitchen inside #and menu cards prepared by students all over #she's home science and english teacher so she has it all a bit of nutrition stitching and sewing cooking medicine table manners #chemistry biology literally everything #and the students prepared files with pretty covers and id pick out all the decorations from the files when they passed out #and in practicals mom would make them prepare tastiest dishes everyone got a sweet and one savory to prepare #and mom always has craziest idea she loves cooking so you can imagine the dishes i got to taste #the glass and foil paintings are still there 😭😭🥹🥹 #and the cutlery #there are lot more wall hangings now #and the one huge center table is reduced to two small tables #and the department has got one new teacher shes so young #i mean its not so grand but ofc its grand it contains my childhood #the canteen and bookstall don't work anymore no idea why the owners abandoned them after covid #im so 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #im meeting my school friends here then we'll go shopping

[tillman]

edward from last night as well

#passed out directly after dnd ended guess i forgor this one #eddie #diet dr pepper #the tea is fine. the honey m #ade it too sweet for me but its not about the taste rn pouts.