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wiiwheel · 2 months

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Clearing out my nudes folder does anyone want to spare 700 photos of their storage for me

#to be clear i am joking

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takingontheworldtogether · 7 months

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this whole thing is actually an elaborate easter egg for taylor's 2025 super bowl appearance

#to be clear i am joking #taylor swift

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romance-incubomp3 · 2 years

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Waitttttt spy x/family even made a joke about spies being sent in to decrease the birth rate oh no

#when the gals were gossiping about yor #to be clear I am joking

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pjchatters · 18 days

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nah guys it’s not that Grian’s homophobic, it’s just that Smallidarity is his NOTP and instead has platonic or familial headcanons for them

meanwhile Joel and Jimmy are the number one supporters of their own ship and it’s their OTP, much to Grian’s eternal suffering

Scar doesn’t hate it per say, but he’s definitely on team Smalletho and he just watched one of its rival ships kiss in canon, his dislike is understandable

and Impulse is having fun, he doesn’t have any favorite ships cause he likes all ships very casually

#real life smp #grian #smallishbeans #solidaritygaming #goodtimeswithscar #impulsesv #smallidarity #just so we’re clear I am just joking #pj chats

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turtleduckanarchy · 1 year

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can’t believe the lady from jetpack shut ao3 down

#to be clear i am joking

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alexbkrieger13 · 2 years

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No way Pernille will turn 30 in a few month

wow shes getting old

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egophiliac · 7 months

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so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway #disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me #(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!)#more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet #but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him #i adore crowley don't get me wrong #(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.)#but like.#not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it)#i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them #just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday.#crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like #and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now.#then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now!#i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks.#that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad #it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder

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locusfandomtime · 2 months

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i will continue to hijack him

#this is joking to be clear. i am gay. i just saw this 2000s satirical mlp meme and was like. we should bring this back #hermitcraft #locus fandom time #shitpost #hermitblr #ethoslab #im not even an ethogirl i just think theres something about him in particular that made this meme funny. like it wouldnt hit the same with #like grian or xb or mumbo #anyways i think the ethogirls will enjoy this one so

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paintingpuff · 5 months

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I've only gotten to episode 3 of this show so far but here are my thoughts

#scavengers reign #scavengers reign meme #to be clear this is a joke i dont really ship any characters #but i am kinda side eying (complimentary) whats going on w kamen

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comradekatara · 1 year

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listen to me carefully. a key part of toph’s arc is going from dismissing sokka outright bc he’s not a bender to thinking that he is the coolest person ever. you do not understand toph if you don’t get this.

#like I want to be clear I am not joking about this in the slightest #her relationship to sokka is so soo so important to her character #like her relationships w aang and katara and her parents and even iroh #are all very interesting and layered #but it is 100% sokka who catalyzes her personal growth who completely rearranges her soul #and her relationship to her own self worth #and toph is SO important to sokka in return #like she is his BEST FRIEND and that cannot be overstated enough #ugh. I just love them. I love their relationship #no one truly gets it. but I do #toph #sokka #sokka&toph #hot takes

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takingontheworldtogether · 1 year

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these are hard times to be a speak now girly, but we must persevere

#to be clear i am joking #love the setlist #but waking up to one speak now song #and it's the one for the tiktok girlies #a little sad #taylor swift #eras tour #speak now

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essektheylyss · 1 year

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Honestly, the implication with the Sendings that there is something wrong with the leylines and the weave of magic in Exandria is so funny to me. There is a non-zero chance, not even a low chance, that Ludinus is pissed because he got tossed to some random point in Exandria, and now he has to walk places. And maybe get on a ship. God forbid.*

But this also has a lot of other implications. The leylines tend to be associated with both intra- and interdimensional travel, as well as things like Scrying, Sending of course, and possibly other methods of divination.

It is also possible that, given what we know about dunamis, that dunamancy is also tied to the leylines or the weave in some way.

We know that divine magic is at least working—but we only know this to be true of divine magic granted by a god of the Pantheon.

So, with all of that in mind, a HIGHLY incomplete sample of things that may or may not be happening across Exandria while the Hells A-Team is traveling to Uthodurn:

Yussa is torn between gratitude for being free from the menace of Caleb Widogast teleporting into his house and Jester Lavorre sending him messages at all hours, and irritation that he can't get any of his work done because it all has to do with planar magic.

Any gratitude wears off when Fjord and Jester come banging on his door because Jester cannot send any messages nor contact Artagan, who is bound by the rules of the planes and by extension the leylines (since he can, unlike the gods, pass mostly freely from plane to plane).

Fjord's magic is completely fine because he is operating on sheer force of will and obeys no laws known to mortals, physics, or nature. Essek, who was holed up in the Lavorres' spare room for the week, is absolutely pissed because half of his magic is broken (and also he has no idea where his partner is).

Caleb and Beau take like seven hours to get the collar off before discovering that they are stuck somewhere in the Issylran tundra. (They would probably get fined by the Slayer's Take for the number of bounties they take out their rage on, if the Slayer's Take had ANY idea who the fuck they were.)

Caduceus is cheerfully gardening and has no idea this has happened. Melora decides not to bother him. Let him live in bliss, unlike the rest of Exandria.

Dorian has been having a meltdown into his Sending stone while Opal and Dariax run rampant and Cyrus looks very pretty but does absolutely nothing. It has no effect.

Keyleth is sitting in a daze somewhere next to a tree that will not open wondering if the last thirty-six hours were a fever dream.

The city of Syngorn saw the moon nonsense, panicked, tried to hop to the Feywild, then panicked harder. Fortunately, they could not contact anyone, and Allura Vysoren did not have to hear about it.

Ludinus has murdered several people. It has gotten him no closer to leaving whatever random part of the Tal'dorei countryside he is menacing.

Somewhere, there is a bird. That bird saw this beam, looked down into a very old, very precious orb, and said, "Not this fucking shit again."

All in all, very funny couple of days Exandria is happening. I'm sure things will not get any worse.

*I know he traveled by ship to the peace talks, okay, but that was for appearances. He didn't have shit to be doing at the time.

#critical role #cr spoilers #cr meta #honestly what's up in bazzoxan. I was gonna make a joke about verin but I truly don't even have a CLUE #I do think either the shattered teeth are in chaos or the perpetual cloud over it is just suddenly clear for the first time in a millennium #now THAT would be wild actually #yes this is just a post to clown on everyone. I'm having a great time actually.#yes I did make an agrupnin joke cerrit was invoked and I am being absolutely normal about it.

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lightandfellowship · 7 months

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Truly we need a comeback of the KH2-style prologue. I want to boot up KH4 and the first seven hours of gameplay are you playing as some guy named Akihito from Accounting who's just trying to get through his work week as giant monsters attack the city. (He is secretly a character important to the plot).

#rambling about kh #Joking of course. But I am serious about the 'we should have delightfully confusing and emotionally impactful prologues again'#Y'know if Kai never gets a game to herself (bad timeline) I'd at least like her to get an extended prologue segment!!#<- to be clear I'm not joking about the 'different mundane character for the prologue' bit #just the bit about it being nearly identical to KH2's prologue. which I wouldn't want bc repetition

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millionsblattodea · 3 months

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