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zarafey · 1 year
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Austria coming in with another masterful execution of law!
Now that the covid mask mandate isn't valid anymore we revert back to a law that got approved in 2019 I think... Its a law that prohibits you from masking your face! (literally just made bc of Islamophobia)... So now it's illegal in Austria to wear a mask in public! But also at the same time required to wear a mask if you tested positive! And when your in like a hospital and retirement homes! So now if you wanna wear a mask you need a doctor's note so that you are allowed to in public! :D
#Public includes stuff like trains and busses. University. Most Workplaces.#Not like it's still also a good idea to wear a mask even if you just have a cold or sth so you don't infect ppl etc#It's literally so dumb... Like last year it was still 'its illegal to not wear a mask' now it's illegal to do that?? What???#The law was a dumb law from the start they should have just removed it or at least work on removing it#I really hope the votes next year get our politics more normal again bc it was just absolute chaos the last few years#One dude tried to sell Austria to the Russians or sth like that and then that other dude took over and#Then ppl said that dude is also corrupt so there was an investigation and stuff so someone else took over#And then I think they didn't find something so a few other parties called to get him out of office and then he just quit I think or was#Bullied out and then we had a vote again but the other parties all had shit candidates for chancellor#And I think in the meantime we changed chancellor again as well??? Like I literally have no idea who was chancellor since Kurz (2nd dude)#And then in the middle of covid our health minister also quit I think? 😂😂#Oh and also a satire party (the beer party!) was really popular as well and that dude (Marco pogo) ran for president#Like he didn't get it but still he got like 3rd place with 8% of all votes#It's just all a fkn mess#OH RIGHT and then there was also a thing with an old Nazi song book that was used in the youth group of one party or sth like that#But I honestly can't remember if that was pre or post the Ibiza incident (selling to Russia thing)#Also I haven't fact checked anything in these notes. Be aware that it's 3am and I've been awake for 22 hours at this point.#And that my memory is bad so I might be conflating some stuff or miss remembering
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inpursuitofnunchi · 1 month
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Observations after enies lobby:
There are scary marines out there - Aokiji and that rust dude gave me the chills
Merry my little baby i will miss you
I hate that pos SANDAM - loved the way Robin ended him - FKN YES - he had it coming
The whole fight between the giraffe and the wolf dude - superior comedy 🙉🙉🙉
Omg Coby's glow up???? HELLO?????
Sir sanji cooking up a fire serve at the party - mmm yes please
And Zoro just drinking down gallops of alcohol with the other two coconuts from the galley-la company 😭😭🥹🥹🥹🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼
I cannot wait to see what adventures await the crew but I'm 100% invested. What a crew, what a story, what an adventure!!
👒👒👒👒👒
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audible--silence · 6 months
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They’re probably racist but like at least u know
Its america dude
“You buy my ticket n ill go”
“You buy my uber n i’ll go”
The methods i use in my mind to make sense of the world get more and more complex and harder and harder to find people who relate to them
The decision not to care is a luxury afforded only to the fortunate and the fools.
Existence is a crime in that house
The wheels of society would move much slower if men like you were behind the wheel
“Man i think life will stop throwing you curveballs when you stop hitting them out of the park. Cos yaknow, evidence suggests you can fkn handle one”
“What are you drinking?”
“Water”
“Why is it yellow with a chilli salt rim?”
“He was the coolest motherfucker you ever met. Even in a wheelchair.”
“You idle at 100 in NY”
I will let sleeping dogs lie. But if the dog is awake and coming for me, you bet i will be swinging at it
Haha the only difference between god, magic and science is what you choose to believe in
Dunbassery n essex st stn
“People are delusional, and im kinda jealous”
Every day ends in y. Out here, most of them end with “why?”
New York is a city just big enough and just diverse enough to convince people it is the world. And to some, it is.
Ima bout to dragonball z this boy
“I like large parties. There isnt any privacy at small parties”
Just saw a kid duck the turnstiles to enter the subway and open the emergency exit gate for their mum. These two are goin places.
People are more alive here
When you gotta fight and hustle to survive, you dont wind up with a bunch of whining drones whinging of this and that, and feeling discontent. You end up with a hungry, eager mob. Keen to get out of the grind
“Let me know when you’re back and we’ll paint the town gin, vermouth and campari red”
“We have a fuckin dog in a backpack do ya think were jewish?”
I got a taste of it, but not enough to satiate the taste I got.
The flavor and character of this place have me wanting to dive in and devour and figure it out.
I love perth but theres no mood. No vibe when you walk outside.
Here, anything can happen, every day.
There, you have to try hard as hell to make anything happen at all
New yorkers take no shit, believe no bullshit and waste no time. The stereotype is they’re a bunch of cunts. I disagree. The picture i have of these people now is that they are a population of veterans. Lifes veterans.
Living in this city ages you a week where other people live a day. You get pretty sick of people taking their time to find their wallet in line when you’re trying to make your next dollar to pay rent. Time is valuable to these folks.
They simultaneously understand that the secret to survival and to not going insane is to be kind.
People open doors for each other, give money to buskers, pay the homeless, tip more, use manners, hold open doors, let people go first, hold up a train for a stranger, let someone else have the seat and all the rest.
They know this gets other’s through the days and they appreciate when others do it for them.
So what you end up with is a city of good cunts who take no shit.
My type of city.
The rich cunts though still got nothing better to talk about than sex and capitalism
“Listo para lucha?”
Peer pressures only a bad thing if you’re a weak willed idiot with bad friends
Well, aint one of us miserably broke optimistic pricks ever had the better half of a clue what was goin on with this circus of an existence so i guess we’ll all just keep getting out of bed and deciding to find and follow our old faithful ways of keeping it all together
To be human is to lack
I may be thinking about that song for a while. The sound an NYC train makes when grinding up against the tracks as it starts to move. The whistle that starts low then moves high then meets an equilibrium somewhere in the middle.
The deal sealed as the J train sped by me at Kosciuszco st stn and as i stared at it in a moment of reflection, realizing this may be one of the last times i ever see the sight, as it passes me, on the back, is a man. Holding on. Streched wide like a starfish, arms out holding on. Hangin in. Getting where he’s going.
And as i walk off the stairs and stand in front of the smoke shop, the little caesers, the taco truck, 99c store, deli and the gourmet grocer, i think back on how i felt when I first got off this train, with my bags on me and scared. Nervous about this new place, thoughts in my head of Mexico and my dry as wallet.
Turns out after nine months away, three of them here, im a little less forgiving, a little more direct and a lot more seasoned. Ready for whatever i put myself to next. I’m just not allowed to forget that I am responsible for what that will be and NO GOOD THING COMES WITHOUT EFFORT.
As the lil blue dot on the map finally approaches the city I’ve shown to so many people on the same map this year, I get a glimpse of yellow land. Dust and dirt and trees and blue blue skys.
The nose tilts down the gears come out.
Im home.
After nine months. Whether it feels like it or not.
Time to reshape home.
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Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 07x18 Party On, Garth
🎶party on my wayward garth🎶
“Does the redhead get eaten?” “I guess I don’t hear it” “Besides the wooooo in the background” “not the good drugs” “I mean, his name is Trevor” “what the fuck” “Oh it’s this guy” “She looks much older than the character. Same with the other girl, too. They’re easily late 20s, and they’re portraying high schoolers?” “Good god” “Did it say how many weeks later?” “Is it the same night?” “heavy breathing.” “actually more moderate breathing” “He’s hunting wabbits” “What did he expect to do? He’s gong to see a figure that looks like a girl” “Oh hell yeah” “That was quick” “You want to be sure you’re getting the ghost, but by then it’s too late” laughter
“Oh yeah. They traded brain stuff” laughter 
“I’m not laughing at Garth; I’m laughing at the phrase” “Plus it’s digital camo. The digital desert camo” “thigh slapper ale” while caressing my thigh lol
“Face”
“It’s more of a cheek thing I guess” “Who the fuck is he talking to?” “She reminds me of the art dealer lady with the mirrors” “Killed him myself. Ope. Never mind” “Don’t mix up your screwdriver there. Goddamn. Ope. Never mind” “Kid’s getting wasted now” “Is she drunk?” “No, never mind” “I mean you’d get tipsy pretty fast as a little kid but goddamn” “Off with his head” “Oh shit” “The lady can see it but not him or whatever” It’s funny because Jensen has his own microbrews
“What the fuck is wrong with this dude? Is it tainted or something?” “the fuck” laughter “what a fkn dick” “why the fuck would she say anything?” “HOLY FUCK” “How is that working?” “So you just gotta stay drunk as fuck to see this thing?” “boobies” “huh” “But he said he didn’t drink?” “X-files music” “what’s in the bottle? Or is it some fancy alcohol? I’m already lost” “How do you see it through the video tape? How does that make any sense?” laughter “That was pretty funny” “I don’t think I’ve ever met a vodka that gets poured out of a bottle like that. In fact, it looks like a cognac or whiskey that they put water in it” “hahah” “don’t hang up on that. Gotta talk them out of it” “It’s an alcohol spirit. Haha” “IS that why we call them spirits? I don’t actually know why we call them spirits” laughter
“Ah yes”
“No such thing as localization” “Is that a shadow or just a really hairy spirit?” “I suppose she had a lot of hair” “good luck with that” “Oh it’s his fkn kid” “One helluva hunt. Grab your gun. Grab your liquor. Get drunk before you go” “Same guy for the samurai sword” “He’s not going to even dry it off? Put it away wet???” “Yes” “Wouldn’t you want to put your back up against the wall since the thing can get you from behind?” “As if a monster ghost thing couldn’t hear your whispering” “I mean to be honest, I’d probably run with him too. Fuck it” “He kept zooming out to the lady. Who’s that?” “We met her already, right?” laughter
“Now there’s definitely nothing there. Just fkn run” “Don’t just stand there you idiot. Run. You’re dead now. You didn’t run fast enough” “ugh whatever man” “So if you’re not drunk…they’re all fkn drunk” Laughter
“Who gave him the sword back” “That’s pretty badass” “Even has the sticker on it so you can return it” “That was fkn cool” laughter
“You almost got fucked by a ghost but” “Did Sam do it?” “I thought Sam went through all that. Don’t answer the question. Wasn’t that like S1 or s2 with the special kids?” “I don’t know” “Hug it out bro” “I don’t even know what he said’ “I think he’s the same height he came in at” laughter
“I don’t understand that. Was he already a ghost once?” “He knows how to kill em I guess” “Doesn’t the chair move or something?” “Oh there he is. Hey bitch” “Fkn blue hat” “that must have been a lot of funnier back then. They stage it every time.”
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alsjeblieft-zeg · 1 year
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What do you look like right now?
I have a red hoodie with A Really Cool Print™ and Grey cargo trousers that are cool as well. Just my hair is messy as usual.
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Just before he left to work.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Warm. I hate cold weather.
Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
H&M.
Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed lol.
Do you secretly like anyone?
Yeah, I kinda have a tiny bit of feelings for a guy named Maxim, here I said it. But other than that, I’m open about who I like.
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
My husband.
Anything annoying you right now?
Not really.
Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now?
No, not really.
Have you done anything embarrassing lately?
My whole life is embarrassing incidents XD
Are you excited for winter?
Not at all. I hate winter with passion.
Do you like/love someone?
I feel like I answered this already.
Do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
No, I love him. By the way, it’s weird to think “boy” about a dude aho is almost 51 years old XD
Do you miss anyone?
Yes, my parents and my sister.
Have you held hands with anyone in the past 48 hours?
No. Even me and my husband don’t hold hands, we don’t like it.
What are your plans for this weekend?
We’ll see what life brings. Probably groceries.
Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yeah, when I was younger.
Have you ever been on a horse?
No, I haven’t.
If you could teleport, where would you go?
To my parents.
What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?
All these little thingies that are starters.
What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberry.
Were you a 80’s or a 90’s child?
I was born in 1990, so 90s, definitely.
Do you enjoy listening to techno music?
Yeah, but I like EBM much more.
What time do you usually fall asleep?
Around 23:00.
When was the last time you went to the mall?
I think I was in Kortrijk last time, about two weeks ago?
Does a mango smoothie sound good to you now?
Ew no. The taste of mango is awful to me.
How many of the harry potter books have you read?
None.
Don’t you just hate commercials?
Doesn’t everyone? I love the Whiskas commercials, though.
How many of your friends play world of warcraft?
None I know of.
Who else in your house is awake right now?
I’m alone if we don’t count cats, but they’re both sleeping.
Are caterpillars more cute or disgusting?
Disgusting.
Would you rather receive roses or sunflowers?
No.
Are you going to take more surveys?
Not right now as I’m going out, but maybe at the evening.
Is your dad bald?
No, he’s not. He’s not even fully grey. You wouldn’t believe he’s 70.
Does your job involve working with people or operating a cash register?
Working with people, yes. Operating the cash register, no.
Who is the most boring, or dullest person that you know of?
That fkn moron who was harassing me over messages on Instagram. What a boring idiot. I can’t believe anyone actually likes him. From what I saw, nobody actually does.
Is your local weather a bit on the bi-polar side, or is it fairly predictable?
It’s both at the same time. Man, this is Belgium.
How long was your last phone conversation you had?
57 seconds. With my husband, we always get to the point.
What smiley face do you use most?
XD
Does crying actually make you feel better?
I don’t cry, so no idea.
Are you happy?
Yes, I am. Not 100%, though.
What’s the last thing you drank?
I think Vanilla Coke.
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
My husband loves me, that’s for sure.
How long do you have until your birthday?
Two months and something.
Do you know anyone who has been arrested?
Yeah, my Dutch asshole neighbour.
Who is the closest person in your life, emotionally speaking?
My husband, my dad, my sister. No particular order.
Do you remember the name of the first bar you ever went to?
Nah. Probably one of these beach bars.
Were you of age?
You’re always of age in my country. Not gonna go into details.
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savagebalt3r · 2 years
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why in the darned world is she so v forceful? not persistent but straight up forceful. does she not comprehend that i’m in the unable to articulate my emotions to words-phase? and choses to be “my way or the highway”? sorry my love, i’ve got the same rule in my book too! doesn’t float for either party. ergo compromises, urgh. ever so blatantly ignorant regarding the fact that i’m unplugged??! there j might be a reason yes? I simply wanna be silent and be alone. despite of me texting her on the daily now, she forces me? for things i’m utmost uneasy and uncomfortable with? especially rn. all that in the name of effort? god. yuck. I should’ve waited a while longer b4 breaking my silence with her, came in too early I guess? should’ve fixed up a little and then dropped her the text. but NO, there’s never a right moment for that! never will be, have to make it Le right moment yeah? fucks me over everytime. i’m all about communication but sheesh, time and place. READ THE FKN ROOM. I should’ve kept my 📉📉📉 vibes to myself, would’ve been far better if I j feigned my mood and feelings. i’m a liar either way, she cannot escape all the façade(s) & illusions.
how can she not fathom the unplugged man?? fuck. ARGH. aggravating my fkn mental health. ffs. I should’ve shut the absolute fuck up and stayed in my zone. happy ending is overrated. dude, even my keypad is customized to our chats man, sad. I don’t wanna explain myself or what I do every damn day. it’s not me, cannot be me. simply isn’t. i’m not that person. I don’t even have the interest of changing myself into that. nope. 22/07
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rangelssss · 6 years
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“Everything about you is so terrible”
Be more chill (⌐■_■)
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the-cookie-of-doom · 3 years
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I have made! My first alcohol purchase!
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slaytimesover · 2 years
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Getting the C**NTS back together
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made up text chat between the euphoria gals, set after the finale & minus (SPOILER) fez getting in the shootout
I JUST WANT MY GIRLS TO BE HAPPY BROOOO
content: wholesome, tryna be realistic w how they text
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March 1st, 2021
Maddy: hey anyone
add cass back i still have the bitch unadded
Kat: bro don’t u know her username
Maddy: no this is my new phone rmb
literally showed u in class today:/ rude mf
Kat: shit sry babe
Maddy: </3
*Kat has changed the chat name to cassies hot tub vomit💯💯*
Maddy: HAHAHAHAAAAA GTFO
BB: 🤣🤣🤣Funny ash Nahhhh Kat
Jules: uMM bro how come idk anything abt this…
story time ???
*Kat has added Cassie*
Cassie: Um what the fuck guys….
Kat: SORRY CASS THE OPPORTUNITY WAS RIGHT THERE
BB: Can still Smell that shit on me ICL🤣🤣😂
Maddy: 💀💀fucking helpppp
Jules: I STILL NEED THAT STOYTIME ???
Cassie: Can I ask what the hell is going on
Is this new or smth? Also the names not funny
Jules: new as in … like 3 months old then ye
Cassie: WTF
Not a single one of yall has talked on the other chat for ages is it bc u guys were fucking here?
BB: Ya we have
Jus like u banged Nate for Ages n Shi 💀💀
Kat: out of POCKET
Maddy: LMAO BARBARA
Jules: PFF
no hard feelings tho cass :)
we all wanna meet up soonish
Maddy: yup friday at 8, my place
sorry this fkn introduction was brutal but babe we wanna properly get together again
all 7 of u cunts
Kat: 7? there’s 5 in the gc🤨🤨
Jules: wait wait wait can we like BACJTRACK to the cassie hot tub thing??
Cassie: No Jules we really can’t
Also Maddy are you sure?
Maddy: girl puked her guts out at my party after drinking herself half to death <3
sent me into fkn cardiac arrest ill tell u that
love u though babe
and yes ofc. we outta put this past us
Cassie: MADDY!!! Girl!!!!
Jules: LMAO POOR CASS
no shame in it weve all been there ❤️
Cassie: Shut upppp
Tell me if I’m ever gonna hear the end of that story…
Maddy: @Kat forgot to add em but i want rue rue & lex there too
going full out bitches
Kat: cass keep dreaming lolll
BB: Jule boutta see her Ex Yooooo😫😫
Kat: fuck fuck oh yeah
are yall cool now? i saw u two tgt after the play
BB: Play was Fire Though Lexi Ate🔥🔥🔥
Cassie: …
Jules: uh
well
that’s the question 😃
Maddy: jules b what happened?
Kat: yeah ive been meaning to properly check in holy crapp
Jules: we aren’t seeing each other anymore in that way, & maybe its for the best but im still processing it yk?
it was… weirdly calm even after the intervention bullshit went down
ig we had an unspoken agreement that we shouldnt be together
even if theres still love between us
its hard to tell where we stand is all im sayin
Kat: shit dude i hope ur okay
Maddy: yeah…
so much respect for u
itll get better n itll be worth it <3 i promise
wish i coulda realised that on my own, ur fuckin fearless
Cassie: I hear you Maddy
I’m happy for u Jules
BB: Go Jule 🙏
Cassie: I mean, if ur all okay then I’ll come
I really want to make amends I don’t know what had gotten into me
I feel terrible
Maddy: a friend told me that in her experience, it was just the right amount of attention at the wrong time, yh? anyways girl i kno u deserve amother chance even if u fucked up
& jules
same goes for u n rue, how abt we all hang out like old times and see where it goes on from there hm? pretty pls
Jules: i cant promise that itll nott be awkward but im down mads!
Maddy: bettt
*Maddy added Rue and Lexi*
Lexi: uh hello
what is this gc name 😭 don’t remind me omg
Kat: 😹😹
Maddy: okay listen up girls, my house 8pm friday, not optional so clear ur shit. no excuses.
& im talking to u lex with that fez mf
Lexi: noo stop💀
BB: She Blushin through the screen on Godd LOL
Rue: wait hey what’s going on
Maddy: rue rue
we wanna come together like the olden days & properly have a girls night
think we deserve a celebration after the shit weve been thru this year
Lexi: really?
thats sounds so nice I like that !!
Kat: ur play def sealed the deal for us dude<3
we fr just need a big catch up & some actual fun
Jules: literallyy
Maddy: everyone in fr?
Lexi: yess
Cassie: Yes
Jules: yep!
Kat: ofc
BB: Yass
Cassie: Rue?
Lexi: um I think fez just took her phone hold up
Jules: NOT YOU WITH FEZ AGAIN AHHH
Rue: YO WHO THE FUCK IS CASSIE AND WHY SHE THROWING up in the bathbutt
Kat: man said bathbutt😭😭
Rue: TUB*
Tu(/(/)£&&&@&@&&&@@@@@@@
Sorry55555555555555 that was fe££&&
FEZ TOOK My phone sry guys
Maddy: sadly were not inviting fez </3 shame we can’t meet the bf lexi but rue come join us brooo
Rue: i mean…
we can try
lotsa shit went down between us tho are u all good?
Cassie: Yeah, & we can just take it step by step anyways
Jules: yepp, i wanna see u all
no matter what
Rue: well
ill try n be there
so sure guys:)
BB: YOOOO It Worked
Maddy: ahhhhhh! cant fucking wait
god i missed this bs<3
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hey! i sent in the ask for the party fic with ethan (which was so good holy shit) and i was hoping you could do the SFW alphabet for him? can I be ⚙️ anon, as well? (get it?)
⚙️anon (thats so clever ily for it) , welcome !! im sorry this took me forever , but here’s your sfw alphabet - this came so easy to me i spend too much time consuming ethan content - anyway ! i really hope you enjoy this ((: reblogs are always appreciated <3
AYO LOOK AT THESE : soft , fluffy ethan content , no tws ! also , yall rockin with the new blog theme ⁉️
a = affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)
ethan is incredibly affectionate in all senses of the word- big gestures, small moments, and everything in between. he brings you flowers or food quite often, just something small to show you that you were on his mind while he was out and about. you two would have a designated date night once a week where he’d clear his schedule to spend quality time with you; either taking you out to dinner or cooking and watching movies at home with spencer. also, ethan would definitely go out of his way to do little things around the house to help you out - washing the dishes, vacuuming, folding the laundry. however, ethan wouldn’t shy away from larger gestures of affection, either: he’d take you on surprise vacations or road trips for holidays or anniversaries. 
b = best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)
being ethan’s best friend would be so much fun. he’s definitely the kind of guy that would send you a text when he was 10 minutes away from your house because he was bored and wanted to go do something together. you’d never be bored around ethan- he can talk for hours, and would 100% know how to make you laugh, even if the two of you were just chilling on the couch. a friendship with ethan would be filled with adventures; concerts, midnight snack runs, campouts in the backyard and lots of fun with spencer. 
c = cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)
yes, 100%. thinking back to unus annus, ethan was a vvv touchy guy with mark, and i think that would only be amplified with his significant other- touch is one of his love languages, for sure. he’d be the type to always have some soft of physical connection; a hand on your thigh while he drives, mindlessly drawing patterns over your skin while your working, aways holding your hand in public type beat. if ethan wasn’t getting your attention when he wanted it he, would not hesitate to pick you up over his shoulder and carry you to the closest soft surface before plopping you down and wrapping you in his arms. i think he’s probably a fan of having you laying on your side, facing him so that he can hold you, but still see your face/ talk to you. he’d also love laying on your chest because he’s such a boob guy but that’s a conversation for another time ,,,,,
d = domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)
i think that if you and ethan were committed and had been dating for a while than he would absolutely want to settle down- but i feel like dating ethan would also include being around each other all the time (constant sleepovers while you aren't living together) so it wouldn’t be that drastic of a change. while he was living on his own, though, ethan obviously had to take care of himself, so he taught himself to cook and clean and do general, domestic tasks. i think he’d be a really good partner when it came to things around the house like that; ethan would always do his fair share and would pick up anything that you needed him to. 
e = ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
ethan just comes off as a very feeling, sensitive person (his brand is literally soft boy what do u expect), so i think breakups would be really hard for him. he wouldnt break up with his s/o until he was 10000000% positive that it as the right choice, and had thought through it multiple times. even then, it would rip his heart out to end things- he wouldn’t be afraid to show his emotions. ethan would definitely break up with whoever he was dating in person- he knows that he owes them that.
f = fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)
okay, this one is up in the air for me. i definitely feel like ethan would settle down with his person and be completely loyal to them- thats a no brainer. i just don’t know how he feels about marriage? i feel like ethan wants a life partner, i just dont know if he would marry them. (this could 1792049384% be my personal bias peeking through because i think marriage is fkn weird, but for some reason i think he would too ????? maybe thats just me)
g = gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
ethan is just ,,,,, soft hearted, dude. he’s just gentle in general. i think emotionally he’s a total teddybear, and he feels all his emotions incredibly deep- he rules with his heart, for sure. he wants to make sure that everyone around him is happy, and if they arent, it would affect him more than he’d like to admit. physically, ethan can vary- like i said, he’s always touching you in some way, but i think he’d be down for getting a little rougher in bed when you guys want to. 
h = hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)
ethan is an envelope-the-whole-ass-person kinda hugger, hug-with-your-whole-body type deal. if you look at pictures from unus annus, even old old pictures from the tour he did w/ mark, ethan is always completely wrapped around someone, hugging them with everything in him. i think if his s/o was shorter, he’d love to stack his head on top of theirs, and if y’all were around the same height, he’d bury his face in your neck. he’s very huggy- when you’re out and about, he’s always hugging you from behind, pulling your body closer to his. i also think ethan would love koala hugs, where he was sitting and his s/o wraps their arms and legs around him- he’d sit like that forever, rubbing up and down your back.
i = i love you (how fast do they say the l-word?)
hhhhhhhhhh don't clock me for this one, yall- if ethan was feeling some type of way, he would tell you. i don't think the length of the relationship would matter as much to him as the intensity and depth of his feelings; if ethan really truly loved you and wanted to say it, he would. he’d definitely preface it with the fact that you didn’t have to say it back, that he just wanted to get it on the table and out of his head. 
j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)
ethan would be very secure in his relationships, and i think it would take a lot to get him jealous. however, when he was,,,,,,,, it wouldnt be pretty. like, at all. if it was a situation where someone was hitting on his s/o, he wouldn’t step in until you’d already tried to get them to leave you alone- not because he didn’t want to, but because he knew that if he did, it would get ugly. when he did step in, he’d start by saying something (not kindly worded, but to the point), and if that didn’t work i don’t think ethan would be above getting physical- he’s extremely protective of you. 
k = kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)
I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT AND I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I'D LIKE TO SAY SO THIS ONE’S GOIN IN BULLET POINTS , GANG
okay- ethan loves to kiss you. he just loves kisses- they feel so personal and intimate to him, and he kisses you all the time, everywhere
he’ll dip you and kiss you in the middle of the grocery store aisles, he dgaf
but i think his favorite spots for kissing you would be your forehead, your lips (duh), collarbones/shoulders, down your spine and on your inner thighs hngggggg
but it goes vice versa too
ethan wants ALL your kisses . all of them , everywhere
He’s such a sucker for you kissing his neck and you cant talk me out of that (:
l = little ones (how are they around children?)
cute. literally so cute. i think that ethan would love other people’s kids, but definitely doesn’t want any of his own- at least, not right now. however, with other people’s babies he is S O F T; he loves to hold them, and would absolutely offer to try and calm a crying baby down, rocking them and singing soft lullabies to calm their woes. i also think that he would LOVE toddler aged kiddos- like 3-6. he’d be cool uncle ethan, playing catch with them, taking them to the park, finding games to play and always letting them win. he’d totally try to teach them how to ride their bike, or how to do a cartwheel, or how to jump off the swings for maximum height. ethan would totally bring them a fun lunch at school or sneak the kid’s favorite candy over to them and eat it together in a secret spot.
m = morning (how are mornings spent with them?)
mornings with ethan would be slow and lazy and filled with golden light filtering in through the blinds. if he woke up first, ethan would be as soft as humanly possible in order not to wake you up & would sneak downstairs to make coffee and start breakfast for the two of you, sometimes bringing it up to surprise you with breakfast in bed. the two of you would spend an hour (at minimum) in bed together, waking up and peppering each other with soft pecks all over. i think ethan would be extra soft™ in the mornings- he’d be super cuddly and affectionate. 
n = night (how are nights spent with them?)
nights spent with ethan would always hold a sort of unexplainable magic- there’s something about the thought of falling asleep next to him thats just so… comforting? he’d be so warm and easy to fall asleep with, all soft and hazy and gentle; he’d fall asleep holding you as big spoon, but when y’all woke up he’d be wrapped in your arms, laying on your chest. also, if you were having a hard time falling asleep, ethan would stay up with you, talking through whatever was on your mind even if he was barely able to keep his eyes open. 
o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
i think that ethan would open up more and more as the relationship progresses, going along with the natural advancement of things unless something happened that made it crucial for him to open up; if that did happen, though, you wouldn’t have to pry anything out of him. ethan is a pretty honest, open person and wants to be transparent with you always- trust is something that he values above all else and he wants to remain very truthful with you.
p = patience (how easily angered are they?)
ethan is incredibly patient and understanding- it would take a lot to truly upset him. sure, the two of you would get into little tiffs here and there about stupid things, but the small arguments would be resolved within the hour with lots of hugs and kisses and soft “im sorry”s. however, if yall managed to get into a big argument, i think it would take ethan a bit to calm down and he would want to put some space between you two while he did- not to anger you any further, but to make sure that he didn’t say anything he didn't mean. ethan has a bit of a temper while he’s angry, and he wouldn’t want to say anything just to hurt you out of anger. after he cooled off he would come back and be willing to re-examine whatever had caused the issue with fresh eyes. 
q = quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
if you’ve watched ethan ever, you know that the sweet bby doesn’t remember shit (cue the instagram live thats purpose was to help him remember a word)- but listen. i think that ethan would go out of his way to hold on to little pieces of information about his s/o, and would put so much effort into trying to remember little details. he’d store them in his brain (things like your favorite flower, the brand of chocolate you like best, etc) and reference them when he needed. 
r = remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
a couple moments would stick out to ethan - when y’all first met being his favorite. he’d remember every detail of the moment he was first introduced to you; what you were wearing, where you were, what y’all had been doing that night. it was something that he though about a lot, actually- he loved to reflect on the way you’d blushed as he’d introduced himself, how you’d hugged him at the end of the night. 
s = security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?)
ethan isn't possessive, but he is incredibly protective of you. he secretly hates whenever someone flirts with you, even if it’s strictly platonic- you're his s/o, and he doesn't want anyone thinking any different. like i said earlier (reference letter j), ethan wouldn’t be afraid to step in and put someone in their place of they were getting a little too friendly. he likes when you’re protective of him as well, even if its something very subtle to show that he’s spoken for, such as calling him a nickname or dropping a kiss on his cheek.
t = try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
romantic ethan my belOVED- he would try so hard. ethan would plan surprises for you for weeks before they would unfold, even roping your family and friends into his schemes. He’d be so creative with date ideas too; picnics, art classes, different seasonal excursions around california. For bigger occasions like anniversaries, holidays, birthdays and all that, ethan wouldn’t hesitate to go bigger- i definitely think he would take you traveling. he wants to see the world with his love :,)
u = ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)
ethan bites his nails, which is why he’d had you paint them- he’s trying to break the habit
he’s a very sweary human, but so are you; the only issue is he has no filter and accidentally swears in front of kids all the time lmao
v = vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)
eh. ethan is more particular about certain aspects of his appearance over others, but he’s generally well put together. he likes for his hair to look good, though- that’s the one thing that he’s picky about. 
w = whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)
ethan is his own person and is able to function on his own, but the two of you have developed a sense of codependency with each other, like any couple does. he can’t see his life without you at all anymore, and would much rather have you around than not. the two of you have fallen into a flow together- you and him against the world. life is much easier when you have another person on your team, and he’s honored that he gets to play that role for you. 
x = xtra (a random headcanon for them.)
(this may or may not be a lil hint to a fic i'm working on shshhshshhhhhhhh)
on the night unus annus ended, ethan was a wreck - rightfully so
he had a bit of an existential crisis , and started to spiral a bit
you were worried about him , and knew that he would just continue to get into his own head
so you got him out of bed
and took him on a v special date
thats all for now ;)
y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
ethan wouldn't like smoking (nicotine), and if that was a habit that you were willing to budge on, he would really try to help you break it. 
overall, ethan is a very considerate and kind person, so someone that was rude or had a sense of entitlement just wouldn’t fit well with him.
z = zzz (what is a sleep habits of theirs?)
ethan can’t fall asleep without background noise. his brain gets too loud when he’s just in bed in complete silence, for better or for worse; sometimes this leads to great video ideas or new concepts for the channel, but other times it just lead to him overthinking his life. when it was that kind of night, ethan would fall asleep to soft music or one of those white noise apps- then he became dependent on it to be able to fall asleep. something about filler noise managed to calm him right down and lull him to sleep, and he pays $5 a month for the premium version of his favorite white noise app.
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My S1 3rd Life binge update:
I’ve just finished everyone’s first episode. It’s kinda slow to me atm but I know from watching Grian’s POV all the way through that shit’s gonna happen so I’m super excited for that. Even if it was slow rn, I fkn love it
Also RENDOG :D I forgot how much I loved watching him! And the refugee party with the phantoms! I was wondering where everyone was. Turns out everyone was being terrorized by night pancakes so yay :D also watching Cleo get Tree-TSD (totally original joke don’t look it up) from like 10 perspectives was fkn amazing
Funny story: this was my first time watching Etho and when I first heard his voice, I thought he sounded a lot like this dude I used to watch called Scykoh. (I hope I’m not the only one) Imma start a conspiracy that they’re the same person and that’s why Scykoh hasn’t uploaded on his main in 3 years :)
Overall, love it. Might make some art out of it. I kinda wanna draw Scar with Grian on the llama on the way to the desert because I think it’d turn out neat. So ye :) only thing slowing me down is this gotdam online shite so I may be a little late to season 2 trying to catch up, BUT IK IT’S WORTH IT
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* justice smith, demi man + he/they | you know gabriel de leon, right? they’re twenty three, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, six years? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to 1984 (infinite jest) by the used like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole waking up in a body as heavy as the dead, emotions always on the verge of spilling over - you laugh before the punch lands, the belief that every encounter you have will be the last thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is october 31st, so they’re a scorpio, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( james, 21, est, they/them )
hi im just reposting gabe’s intro bc its been a very long time n im starting a little fresh hehe. yes i do regret the text color bt im not going back.
VIOLENCE TW
mini playlist.
ghosting ;; mother mother / roam the room ;; citizen / art of doubt ;; metric / thnks fr th mmrs ;; fall out boy / heart in a cage ;; the strokes / where is my mind? ;; the pixies / flowers grow out of my grave ;; dead man’s bones / 1984 (infinite jest) ;; the used / blister in the sun ;; the violent femmes.
statistics.
full name: gabriel de leon.
nickname(s): gabe.
birthday: october 31st, 1997.
zodiac: scorpio sun, scorpio moon, gemini ascending.
label: the icarian.
hometown: belleville, new jersey.
sexuality: bisexual (masc-leaning).
pinterest.
biography.
it’s only rly ever been gabe n his mom n the little new jersey suburbs that r always the same no matter where they go. they dn’t speak abt fathers or brothers or spain or anywhere other than the now, and how its constantly changing bt oddly the same.
his mom’s name is sonia n we love her. she worked a lot as a single mom n p much hs done everything on her own ever since leaving spain.
they dn’t talk abt spain bt we cn talk abt spain n hw sonia hd grown up partially there n partially in the states n hw she’d originally planned to live there forever bt the man she’d fallen in love with ws involved in some. high class dangerous shit n it ws safer fr them to part even if tht involved leaving everything she knew n loved <3
bt its like. ok. bc she hd gabe <3 n they dnt talk abt it so it practically nvr happened. n she tries her best as a mom n usually tht is enough.
they moved around a lot just bc sonia is a very. flighty person. anxious bt nvr seems tht way is just always. tense. gabe didnt think she ws capable of relaxing fr. a rly long time.
she wld commute 2 nyc every morning n after school gabe wld climb onto the train n by the time he got 2 her place of work she’d be just getting off n they’d get a slice of pizza n sometimes they’d go somewhere like central park or coney island (just fr the novelty) bt most of the time they just got back on the train home w/ gabe either doing homework or napping on her shoulder.
when gabe got a little older he’d sometimes skip school n take the train after sonia had already gone so he cld spend the day in nyc. he liked learning bt didnt rly like school. he nvr properly fit in bc of the amt of times they’d move so it felt like nowhere ws. right fr him.
got rly involved in. the punk scene as a young unsupervised teenager n tht led 2 a lot of like. shitty stick n pokes bt also a love of. very loud angry music n a sense of justice tht he held tightly in his fists. got mouthy towards bullies whether at school or in the scenes he involved himself in n started getting into a lot of fights bc of it.
during this, sonia ended up dating n marrying gabe’s stepdad who he calls craig sometimes bt i dnt think thats his name i wont lie to u guys. its partially a joke n partially purposeful disrespect bc gabriel does not trust a single man bt like. man. ‘craig’ is just an accountant. he’s fine he’s a good dude. they once bonded over like. the mets.
violence tw // anyways. when gabriel ws 16 he got into a super super bad fight tht ended rly. terribly n like listen. nobody died bt it ws just. it got blown up very out of proportion n gabe might’ve gotten expelled even tho he wsnt even the one who started it bt thts okay. ‘craig’, or paul, suggested tht maybe. a change of scenery wld b good fr gabe n b4 they knew it they were. moving to paul-robert’s hometown of irving, north carolina. violence end of tw //
he wld’ve complained more bt. fr sonia’s sake gabe kept it 2 himself. it made her happy 2 see them all get along anyways n like. idk he cld put forth tht little effort <3
bt honestly like. he didnt rly get into too many fights once they moved down here n even tho sometimes he ws like. ommgg. i hate this town .. its so washed up .. he still made friends n like. the only thing tht changed ws tht it ws a lil harder fr him 2 acquire illegal substances.
anyways. currently he hs a tattoo apprenticeship n is a professional piercer n like. he plays guitar n writes songs bt thts more of a hobby rn than anything else. mostly focused on paying his rent at port apartments bc as much as he. loves his mom he does not want 2 live with her forever <3 n thts okay!
personality & facts.
overall xtremely passionate person like god. feels emotions so intensely. every time he opens his mouth n talks abt an interest of theirs its just very like. u listen n ur like oh. gained 2 inspiration. thanks.
clings onto his friends p tightly bc he like. nvr rly stayed in one place fr super super long in new jersey so he nvr made very long term friends n now hes like. very clingy HLKDSHLKFSHLKDG also hates to b alone. subtle desperation behind interactions with ppl he rly wld like to be friends with.
like dnt get me wrong hes gotten into. sm fights bt thts mostly bc he cannot keep his mouth shut n he also cnt stand douchebags he like. always wants to tear them down prob bc he ws a victim of bullying. n u know what. we support him. otherwise he loves ppl bt esp if they hv similar interests 2 him.
like golden retriever who bites kind of. intensely loyal but at the same time is very skeptical. things tht good things do not last very long even though they’ve been doing already fr the last few years.
also bit of a nerd. they were nvr rly a big fan of school bt theres smth abt a good superhero comic tht draws their attention more than like. any english class evr. bt seven soldiers of victory? classic. big dc fan.
uh. very into like. hardcore music. hardcore rock. punk. if its loud n angry they r into it like so so much. hs sm tattoos is like. super covered in them its partially bc they work at a tattoo shop n partially bc they do not know hw to manage their money well.
ooohh u know what theyre. kinda moody i wont lie to u. very defensive like they dnt evr wna talk abt their past. has experienced Things n they do not wish to discuss them. will usually like. deflect frm conversations he doesnt wna hv.
in tune with nature. loves fkn taking walks. hangs out in the woods by abernathy creek n lilac ridge bc nobody rly goes there n its just. nice
tries not 2 take anything super seriously 2 the point where when he does take smth seriously its a little scary bc theyre super intense abt it. forcibly optimistic even tho on the inside he feels like a total pessimist. lots of. deep down insecurities tht he projects by attaching himself p firmly onto others. >.>
so so so energetic. can never stay still. always hs to be moving around. restless like tht. probably got it frm his mom. overly protective over the ppl he loves. probably got it frm his mom as well.
goes onto Tangents bt also divert frm those tangents n is generally all over the place.
always cold n always looks tired n like he hsnt slept in a thousand years n u know what. sometimes he just does not sleep.
oooohh theyre a vegan. totally into animal rights. devious little demi man beyond that .. loves horror n the paranormal n believes in like. every cryptic. will debate u on it.
erm not. the kindest 2 themself theyre a bit self destructive. impulsive. drives very fast n parties super hard. said i will hv my effy stonem moment. u dont hv to gabe.
bt ya! luvs oranges n reds n is maybe a short king. hs an eyebrow piercing n like. a lip ring i wont fk around here he IS living his best emo life in 2021. a little outdated on the trends bt thats okay. probably will tell u hes frm new jersey. its a personality trait. smokes the shittiest cigarettes ever.
wanted plots.
just ghosting along ,, dnt even exist 2 me ,, ;; god. firstly just the vast amt of ppl tht gabe hs like. spoken to romantically n then dropped suddenly. n then maybe like. one tht actually Hurt bt they cnt avoid each other bt theyre actively pretending each other doesnt exist n its. hurtful bc it ws like. actually smth nice bt <3 ykno FKLFSDHG
hey hey heyy c’maahn i’m just a little guy ;; n this is the vast amt of ppl tht gabe hs probably. pissed off n hs either fought or been on the verge of fighting just. unable 2 resist a good bicker-turned-duel.
just blistering in the sun ;; they cld b close friends bt also they cld also not b bt just ppl who. indulge in bad impulsive decisions with gabe. general bad influences on each other’s health n just. no good! party hard bt at what cost.
n also ;; like ... rly solid good friendships ... flings n maybe an exe or two tht either ended on good terms or just. horrendous, ppl they’ve distanced frm, ppl also frm up north, piercing customers, bt not tattoo customers bc im p sure they’d get fired if they were just tattoo’ing ppl willy nilly, etc.
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soulwillower · 4 years
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if yr still doing hc, could you do like, partying with richie and a song comes on (like my example is hot in here by nelly 😭) but like he gets all touchy and stuff 👁️👄👁️
slightly (barely) nsfw!
man you and richie love partying
i may or may not have a half written fic somewhere in my drafts abt u two being a party duo
but anyways
u start dancing when a song comes on that just... puts u in the mood
ur eyes are on rich the whole time 
ur having so much goddamn fun
and richie is staring at u with those eyes he gets sometimes that makes u wanna jump his bones
so u sway ur hips at him a little more than usual 
and he stands up from the wall and makes his way to u
his eyes are so fkn filled with lust as he watches u move to the music
when he gets to u,
u put ur hands on his arm to pull him closer
u wrap ur hands around his neck
his hands immediately go to ur hips 
he can't help himself
n he can’t keep still of course 
and the bass of the music and the movement of ur bodies is so hot he can’t deal w it
hes going fkn crazy
he groans softly and mutters ur name in ur ear
his hands move up n down ur body 
squeezing ur shoulders,
sliding down ur arms sensually
u get goosebumps
he grabs ur ass 
in the middle of the party and he can’t tear his eyes away from u
the music is driving him crazy
damn dude
u guys go home real quickly after that ;)
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Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 03x15 
Time is On My Side
“Well your buddy drove off - safety in numbers man” “You’re going to get pushed into your own trunk, and the first thing you’re going to say is Hey? And not fuck you or punching?” “Where is the blood coming from?” “Did his guts fall out? Is that the idea?” Laughing at the Holy Water contract
“I can’t remember who holds the contract. Don’t tell me but is it Crowley?” “Am I supposed to know yet?” Poor Dean. He didn’t think about all the demons waiting for him
“What a dick? Of course he’s sure that they ran the prints twice” “Fingerprints aren’t perfect. We all know that” “Maybe don’t remind Dean he has 3 weeks left?” It was for narrative effect “I know but still”
“Just look at my fake ids.” I used to be terrified that people were going to steal my organs and I’d wake up in a bathtub of ice. Thanks mom
“Oh yeah they’re still using dad’s journal. They use it a lot” “They should make a digital copy of dad’s journal for them to use easier” “🎶gonna get my kidney fucked🎶
“Heart rate is a little high for sitting down there bud” “What’s funny is that neither of those numbers are either high or low. Oh, there it’s going. Are we going to see 20?” “sure” “what a fkn nerd” “Does he want that for payment?” “Dean works pretty efficiently solo so why not” “They’re already 2/3 of the way through a $200 bottle of whiskey” “Dean fkn laughs at his own jokes” “I guess I laugh at my own jokes, and you laugh at your own jokes” “Needs more sustained pedal in the music” “I love how Sam looks like he’s shoplifting a book but is just in a shit house” “don’t hit your head”
“Just a fresh corpse. No big deal” “Of course he’s going to check the pulse but i’m sure someone is going to reanimate it. But idk what happening” “is he a combination of Frankenstein and Frankenstein’s monster?” “man not maggots in the car. Come on. I’d save the girl but still.” “so he’s not a spirit? He didn’t blink out.” “sure” “do they get their angry sex now?” “She’s obviously got more than one gun. Or a knife” “Nobody else is going to hear a gunshot in the hotel” “What’s on top of the door?” “angry sex party? Come on” “She’s always trouble dude. He should have killed her” “yeah of course” “it was just a little inconvenient” “does chloroform work that way?” We googled it. It kinda works.
“Inside a fridge. It has a latch already. Does he need the chains? I guess it’s for dramatic effect” “what is she up to?” “oh it’s her fancy pea shooter” “oh yeah I forgot that she had a demon deal” “oh yeah. It’s Lilith” “why the jumpscare? That’s bullshit”
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i cannot agree about CA being innocent. she literally had deleted Google searches like “fool proof suffocation” and extensive searches for chloroform on the day of the death. told the cops she had talked to Caylee the day she was reported missing, even though she was long dead, said she worked at Universal studios, and didn't admit the truth until she had failed to show them her desk. she told them Caylee had a nanny (whose name was literally Zanny, after Casey's drug of choice) that had taken and killed her. even if the cause of death was drowning like some people say, then why the duct tape? that for me cements the idea that this was not just negligence turned into a cover up. there was a lot of evidence kept out of the trial (like the Google searches) that I think really hurt the chances of her being convicted.
Aokay imma break this down point by point i’m not trying to be mean this is just my opinion and i find this case v interesting so pls don't take this as me attacking u or anything💖 this ended up very long so here’s a read more
The google searches
So basically I’m not under the impression the chloroform searches happened the same day Caylee died if I’m remembering correctly, what they did correlate with was a post her boyfriend made on Myspace (facebook maybe????) which was basically a meme that said ‘win her over with chloroform’. she sees the post, googles chloroform, then the immediate search she makes after this is ‘self defence’
the foolproof suffocation one is dodgy af and hard to defend, but if you look at the phone and online history of that day there are a few interesting points if we’re building a timeline.
Cindy leaves for work at 7am. We can assume at this point Caylee is alive.
Casey leaves her parents house by 4.11pm. we can assume by this point Caylee has died and her body has been dumped in the park.
but a lot happens between this
between 7.45am and 2.21pm there is constant activity on both Casey’s computer and phone, the most noteworthy of this activity being a phone call. It is important to note that one thing that is consistent through Casey’s browsing and phone history is that she was always using one or the other. She is on the phone with her best friend Amy from 1.44pm- 2.21pm, and after this, there is a gap in browsing history until 2.51pm when she makes the foolproof suffocation search (with suffocation being misspelled), and clicks on a website that deals with ways to commit suicide via suffocation. After this, there is no further gap in her browsing and phone history. She talks to a friend at 2.22pm (one minute after the suffocation google search) who describes the conversation as abnormal, and she is talking about having to find a new place to live. After this she talks to her dad on the phone, then proceeds to try and call a number of people, including her mother multiple time, her boyfriend and her ex boyfriend, all of which go unanswered. 
Based on the timeline we can assume that whatever occured happened prior to the 2.22pm phone call to her friend, and therefore also prior to the foolproof suffocation search. It is likely that this was in response to Caylee's death, and was more suicidal inclination than homicidal.  
Duct tape
So the thing with the duct tape isn't very nice but uhhh...... the Anthony family had a tradition that when burying pets they would wrap them in their favourite blanket, then a garbage bag, duct tape the garbage bag and dispose of the body. That’s how Caylee’s body was disposed of, and that’s why the duct tape was there. There’s also some spicy stuff surrounding the dude that found the body potentially moving it but that’s a whole other Thing that i won’t get into but he is DODGY.
Casey partying (the Xanex thing)  and the lying
Okay so like...... here’s the thing...... based on literally ALL of the character witness testimony Casey did. not. like clubbing. like at all. They described her as a homebody who did not like going out and an excellent mother who loved spending time with her kid, and when they did stuff together she would try and make them do things she could bring Caylee to. The only person who seemed to think she liked clubbing was her friend Amy who Casey had a history of saying shit too just to make her happy. an example is an instance where Amy wanted to move in with Casey, Casey said yes and acted like she was 100% down for despite the fact that she literally had no way to pay for it and just made excuses until Amy eventually gave up on it. This kind of things happened all the time with Amy. Amy said that Casey could never go out with her because either she couldn't find a babysitter (Cindy probably would have watched Caylee if asked lbr) or that she had to work. We know for a fact that Casey didn’t have a job. She literally just didn’t like going out and didn’t want to let Amy down so she lied to her. Which is was Casey did because she was a compulsive liar, and being a compulsive liar doesn’t make you a murder. I have a friend who’s a compulsive liar and when I catch her in lies she just keeps digging herself deeper and deeper until either she confesses to lying or I let it go, and this is EXACTLY what Casey does. 
Anyway so now we’ve established that Casey does not like partying we’re gonna have to address the partying she was doing while Caylee was missing. Now this entire point is kind of misleading. Casey did not party nearly as much as you think she did. Her time away from her parent's house until Caylee was reported missing is split into two sections, when she was living with her boyfriend, and when she was living with Amy.
 Her boyfriend worked at a nightclub (I cannot remember his exact position but it was high up enough that Casey used to help out a lot). The times she ’went clubbing’ while she was living with him she was essentially working. The infamous hot body contest? at her boyfriend's club. They didn’t have enough woman so she was asked to do it and she did. Most of the time there she spent managing the drink girls. She was not exactly partying.
The times she did go out clubbing was when she was living with Amy, she can’t say she can’t find a babysitter when she’s living with the girl and she knows full well her kids not there, and she can only use work as an excuse to many times, and we know she has issues saying no to Amy, so she goes clubbing. I could have missed it but i have no memory of Casey ever admitting to using Xanax recreationally, and that’s just speculation based on the name. 
Additionally, it should be noted that whenever Caylee was ‘at the nanny’ while Casey was at work, she was literally just hanging out with her kid all day. like we know she wasn’t at work because she didn’t have a job.
Proof of drowning
Honestly, I think we can agree that the most reliable family member is Cindy. George has some fkn issues that I'm not going to get into in this and Casey is Casey so yeah, Cindy’s the best there is.
And Cindy says some interesting shit that illudes to the fact that maybe Caylee did drown.
Firstly, it’s an established thing that when talking on the phone Casey would leave Caylee unattended (the phone call with Amy from 1.44pm- 2.21pm. This is likely when Caylee drowned based on the timeline.
We know that when Cindy got home from work that day she found the pool ladder down and she was not happy. She called George to berate him about it and commented on it to her coworkers the next day. 
Right after Caylee was reported missing and way before any growing had been mentioned Cindy called one of the detectives and expressed again how concerned she was about the pool ladder being left down, fearing that Caylee had drowned
Literally everyone involved in the case, including those outside of the Anthony family expressed that the pool was a major safety hazard that Caylee repetitively was trying to get into. she was obsessed with swimming. Casey’s boyfriend said on one occasion Caylee had attempted to run straight into the pool at his apartment upon arriving and Casey had to run after had and stop her from jumping in.
We know based on photos shown at the trial that Caylee was both able to open the sliding door to get outside, and that she was able to climb the pool ladder independently, which is why Cindy was so upset upon finding the pool ladder down.
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😊 = Yes.
😞 = No.
😡 = It appears/happens and I’m mad about it.
❌ = I can be neither happy or sad about it. 
Case: After a homeless is murdered, Mulder goes on the hunt for a man-beast roaming Atlantic City.
Monster: The Jersey Devil.
Favourite Quote: Mulder, will you do me a favour, will you just go out and have a beer, will you take the day off. I’ll cover for you.
Would I Recommend It: You could skip it.
My Initial Thoughts: I only watch this episode in rewatches.
State: New Jersey.
Special Minor Character of the Episode: Rob, Scott’s dad.
Special Prop of the Episode: Mulder’s Jersey Devil drawing.
Inappropriate Mulder Humour: What’s eating that guy?
Inappropriate 90’s Terminology:  😞
Scully’s Favourite Sentence(s):  😞
Scully Doesn’t Suffer: 😊
Mulder Drives:  😞
Scully Drives: 😊 (she’s gotta drive herself back to DC)
Brief Case Appearance: 😊
Sharing Glasses:  😞
Scully Says OMG:  😞
Scully Autopsy:  😞
Scully Smiles: 😊
Scully Ditch:  ❌
Scully Pyjamas:  😞
Scully Wears a Skirt: 😊
Stupid Tiny Gun Watch:  😡
Mulder’s Hand on Scully’s Back:  😞
Mulder and Scully Talk on the Phone: 😊
Scully Costume Change Counter: 5.
My thoughts are below the cut as usual.
Does anyone else sing along with them?
The kids were singing two seconds ago.
Oh he’s gone.
Jesus Christ they couldn’t have found a better actress?
Was it really necessary for him to fall over? How did that advance the plot in any way, shape, or form?
“As tall as a house.” WOT.
Why are they shooting him?
I love her hair in this episode. Where does it go?
Porn joke.
I mean, you kinda walked into that one Scully by telling him about it in the first place. You have no right to be mad at him.
mEdiCaL dOcToR
She’s so pretty here.
Have you got a date?
Fkn CHUCKS the keys at her.
Aw she doesn’t want to drive back on her own. Mulder must be great company.
That was a long ass scene. Where is Scully?
I hope that kid realised how lucky he is.
Remember when Scully had friends?
He’s a jerk. He’s not a jerk.
Oh this dude.
NO.
NO NO NO NO NO NO.
There’s a load of long scenes in this episode.
Look at that drawing!
Of course Mulder would give up his room just to see a cryptic.
And now he’s regretting it.
This is why Mulder is paranoid. Cause he slept outside for a night.
Mulder’s in love.
Gotta put my hat on before I get out the car.
Soz Mulder doesn’t look homeless.
The DA is female. Good to know.
Fishing trip…I don’t understand these terms.
Metaphors!
Wait no that’s a simile.
The one dude looking at her.
I love their banter.
I don’t think Scully appreciates you talking with your mouth full.
I’m gonna chew people’s arms off as a defensive posture.
Got another birthday party.
He’s not jealous.
Yeah then the show doesn’t let you so…
Let him finish his food first.
Day trip to Scully’s university.
I love how Mulder hasn’t changed.
Tiddies.
The Virgin Scully.
“You’ll understand when you have kids.” Fuck you!
This is the most boring ass date and Scully knows it.
I’d tell him anyway.
That’s a big fat no.
The only person Scully should be going on is dates with Mulder to watch UFOs in the sky.
She’s not sorry. She’s happy. She can’t move quick enough.
Scully’s really pretty in this episode.
Imagine going cryptic hunting with your ex-uni professor.
Probably closer to Scully than she is you, Mulder.
Fair point.
So they hear the cop talking but the cop doesn’t hear Scully talking? She wasn’t exactly talking low either. Lass was practically shouting.
Whoa Scully’s voice sounded weird af.
The roll is so unnecessary omg.
Fkn shat myself.
I hate that gun. It’s so stupid.
So why doesn’t she attack Mulder? Oh wait she does. Okay, why doesn’t she kill him? Does Scully scare her off?
In charge Scully.
So does Mulder think she’s beautiful because of the affect she has or does he think she’s beautiful because she’s a cryptic?
Four people can really fit in one in a line?
Didn’t think they were allowed to show bare asses on network TV.
Look at her trying to keep up.
Well I don’t think Mulder and the cop like each other.
WOT is happening with Scully’s fringe?
One week later.
I always remember this scene from the BTS.
Aw she’s concerned.
Go away, Rob. We don’t like you. We being me and Scully.
The way she follows him and he looks behind him.
And Scully never had a life beyond this moment again.
The kid is adorable.
Final Thoughts: I don’t care for this episode. I spent most of my time looking at Tumblr. The scenes are too long and they don’t hold my interest for very long. This episode is a hit and miss with people and it’s definitely a miss with me.
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