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#to his detriment....
carlyraejepsans · 2 years
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listen. i know it sounds fucking insane coming from me but if you haven't already i need you to log onto twitter and vote for sans in the finals of the tumblr sexyman poll
sure reigensweep is hilarious. but this is more than that. this is SO much more than that i need you to see my vision. twink supreme was funny. it was the introduction. dilf supreme solidified it, but now? this meme can't physically keep going forever. it's not a matter of "if" he loses it's matter of WHEN. specifically, when it'd be funnier. and i NEED YOU to imagine how fucking HYSTERICAL it would be if reigen lost the only competition he actually had the credentials for TO SANS FUCKING UNDERTALE.
it's the perfect 3 arc structure to the perfect joke. i need you to imagine a world where that happens. i need you to imagine the memes. the art people would make. the fanart *I* could make. I'm begging you to see the bigger picture. don't let reigensweep run itself into oblivion. it could go down today, but it would go down in HISTORY. don't let the perfect setup be destroyed by commitment to the bit.
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houseswife · 1 month
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kinda has me creasing how wilson is just casually on the world’s slowest treadmill for the entirety of this scene. he’s like a hamster
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jackklinemybeloved · 11 months
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zac’s “less is more” approach to comedy is always golden but it is working PERFECTLY for colin provolone from both a comedic and dramatic standpoint. everyone else I kinda get the vibe of but colin is Just Some Guy which is driving both me and raphaniel up the fucking WALL.
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troutsoup · 6 months
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domestic bloodweave scenario in which as gale ages he becomes obsessed with finding magical ways to extend his lifespan, cripplingly afraid of becoming obsolete in astarion’s immortal eyes
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tomwambsgans · 3 days
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greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it
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pink-november · 4 months
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slay the princess swap aus are precious things to me cuz it's where i get blessed to see how the long quiet will be able to hold his voices and say his thoughts on them with the same tenderness and care the shifting mound shows to her vessels in game
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thelastharbinger · 6 months
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something something something loki's love for sylvie more appropriately manifesting as platonic rather than romantic because his love for her is a lesson in healing--particularly the inner child that still holds resentment towards a lying, unaffectionate father. loki's heart breaks for sylvie because it breaks for him too. he sees her and views the version of himself that is still angry and deeply, deeply wounded. his affection stems from the empathy of understanding what it is to have had a narrative for their life controlled/manipulated for them. in their sameness, loki offers the compassion he wishes he would've gotten or would've been able to receive. and because to turn back on her would be to turn back on himself. loki allows himself to be something other than the trickster god he made himself out to be in a desperate plea at taking back control. it is mobius that tells him he can be other than what he was and offers him another mode of survival, all of it a lesson in love. sylvie teaches loki radical self-love, how to show up for himself and others, and mobius is the conduit through which loki practices this healthier way of loving.
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bloomfish · 22 days
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It's so weird that in angel s5e2 they do a little flashback to Spike's blaze of glory moment in the last episode of Buffy... but they leave out Buffy saying "I love you". It's such a blatant omission, the ONLY omission from that scene, that it feels totally deliberate and kind of dishonest. Considering a lot of the Spike and Angel moments in S5 revolve around their jealousy and rivalry towards each other, and a LOT of that is to do with Buffy like... Why would you leave it out? It's a pretty big moment for Spike's character in general.
As far as I recall they don't even mention it, they just mention the fact that Spike and Buffy have had a lot of sex compared to bangel's ONE disastrous time (that they remember) but it does kind of cheapen it for Spike. A big motivation for him not leaving LA could have been him not wanting to hold Buffy to her words, since he clearly doesn't believe that she loves him (even though she does, as per Whedon). He presumably thinks she only said that to make him feel better in his final moments, because she wouldn't have to actually follow through on her words. Which is sad. But it makes much more sense as a motivation than the weird 'it cheapens my moment of glory' excuse like since when does spike give a shit about that
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golvio · 8 months
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Ganondorf with Alexander the Great Syndrome, where he’s dangerously clever and fantastic at military strategy, intrigue, adapting to setbacks, and inspiring people under him to action through his energizing charisma, which along with the necessary hubris from believing he is meant to rule makes him extremely effective at the “taking things over” part of attempted world domination.
However, despite his belief he is naturally inclined to lead and therefore is the best possible person to control everything, he is also absolute dogshit at actually administering his holdings and doing the basic day-to-day business required to maintain more permanent control over the territories he invades. Unless he’s motivated to stay put and hold course by a powerful grudge, he’s often moving on to the next, more exciting challenge once he’s finished his business in a location, which often involves physically leaving and abandoning whichever poor patsies he’s appointed to look after things in his absence to fend for themselves. This is why all the kingdoms he’s ever built according to his personal vision of how the world ought to be collapse into dust immediately after he dies.
Getting this man to do paperwork will get you the same response as trying to force him to chew broken glass, which is why he will always be defeated unless he eventually develops the good sense to appoint either a whole cabinet or a single reasonably competent secretary to do all the boring stuff for him.
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franklespine · 4 months
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Is it true that they made Dean throw away the amulet in Dark Side of The Moon (my old enemy) because Jensen got sick of it smacking him in the face during action scenes and it just so happened to be a good metaphor for the disintegration of their relationship or is that just misinformation?
Cause if that's true that bitch should of stuck it out I don't even care he should have endured it for 15 years. Sure it's annoying but what about Sam. What about me. Wear the amulet or die trying I'm sorry that's just how its got to be. Sam and Dean can have their fights and drama - but watching Dean toss that amulet away was an attack on me personally.
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happyk44 · 1 month
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thinking about hades pulling hermes aside one evening to tell him he cannot use nico as a distraction to pull a bank heist and hermes is just pouting "but he likes it!!" pointing at lil toddler nico on the nearby table loudly counting and stacking cash
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neighborhoodude · 9 months
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me watching this show (yellowjackets on showtime please watch) while never flown on a plane before in my life: 😇😍🥰😅🤪😜😎🥳
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asspinkie · 1 month
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@ everyone who is upset about characters being morally flawed. do you not understand what drives the narrative
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coredrill · 9 months
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HERE IT IS. my second favorite snw tweet
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sanguine-law · 3 months
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@melancoliefatale | prev
meeting the vampire in this state, which was actually unexpected for Antoine when he was conducting his own business and carrying out these magical experiments with a view to the building being abandoned. so seeing the oldest and most powerful vampire sitting on the ground with his back to the wall and holding his wound…he was almost shocked but Antoine quickly regained his composure even if the other didn’t want his help even when his hand was slapped. “You’re not going to drink my blood…I have other ways than let you biting me.” he sighs softly as he stays in a distant where the other could be more comfortable with his presence. but his vision hardens considerably as he sees how the bleeding continued and stained the vampire’s white hand with vermilion liquid. “I have medical materials with me including bandages that help hide the smell of your blood and something to do an emergency blood transfusion…but if you don’t want my blood at least let me stop your bleeding. Either you attract other creatures of the night, begin to feel an urgent thirst, or simply pass out.”
He growled in response to Antoine's initial comment. Not drink his blood, as if the man hadn't practically offered. That was blood on his hands, wasn't it?
Medical materials. Medicine. He stopped trying to search his coat pockets. Joseph's lips curled back as he let out a vicious hiss as he held his left hand defensively to his side now. "Actual bandages, or another trick?" he shot back. "Don't think this is my first run through.
"Why should I trust you over any other blood-sucking, parasitical, power-hungry vampire?" His side bled more as he growled. Fresh red covered the charred flesh and painful glowing veins of his injured hand.
Lower, "Don't pretend our kind gets along for anything other than petty bureaucratic business. Or as if I haven't encountered you before trying to chase me out of what home I have left. If not outright wanting to kill me because my way of eating is so much lower than yours."
His gaze narrowed. Through gritted teeth, "What reason would you have not to kill an old leech and take what's left? Why should I trust you haven't tainted everything?"
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Stubborn!
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