#to open

[daily-spanish-word]

to open abrir

Think about opening a beer.

“Open Sesame!” - no, doesn’t work. Ah! “Sim Sala Bim!” - nope. “Hocus pocus!” … I know! “Abracadabra!” «door opens»

Could you open this bottle? Podría abrir esta botella?

Picture by Kyle May on Flickr

#open #to open #abrir #beer #abracadabra #spanish #vocabulary #vocab #español #hint #mem #mnemonic #wotd #word of the day

[softwaring]

this reply kills me 😭 article link

#anti ai #ai #open ai #chatgpt #chat gpt #openai #happy die :)

[i-will-write]

#writers #writing #ao3 #writer #writers woes #fanfiction #writers meme #fanfic #writer memes #daydreaming #daydreaming in front of my open laptop

[hellowsallow]

my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter

#avatar #avatar the last airbender #azula #princess azula #fire bending #atla #art #drawing #digital art #commissions open #painting

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

#not pjo #chitter chatter #sixty five is too many but I wanna know how much a clown I am vs everyone else #polls #discord #for anyone looking at the tags: yes that first one is wrong #you have to open 9 boxes at least #but you cannot edit polls and here we are #100 #1000 #🧍

[indra-sexygirl]

Because perfect boobs…

#beauty #mavrin #perfect wife #amazing body #sexy pose #perfection #sexy breast #so yummy #soumission #open shirt #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #beauttiful girls #tumblr girls

[unchartedthelostlegacy]

i love graffiti. "comics and jazz are the only american art forms" you forgot graffiti. did you remember graffiti? That art form birthed in Philly and NYC in the early 70s by poor Black kids. that art form that spread all over the world and influenced so many. that's used without irony in commercials when they're trying to appeal to a "young urban" customer.

did you forget graffiti? that racism broken windows theory victim? that reach the establishment takes claiming that it's exclusively violent gang members throwing up those full-color pieces and wildstyle tags in the middle of the night outsmarting fifty security cameras because the billboard was ugly anyway. as if, even if it was, it wouldn't be impressive as all hell. risking brutality and fall damage so your art can occupy the space a gentrified condo named something like "Coluumna" took away from you. proving that despite only assholes affording to live here anymore there's still a soul beneath it. an animal with dripping stripes and teeth that go clack-clack tsssss

#graffiti #it's like how they claim touching a paper that had drugs on it can kill a police officer #manufactured fear of art itself because of who made it #you won't invest in addiction recovery or keeping libraries open or extracurricular programs but you'll sure as hell give cops overtime #so they can beat a kid writing on a shutter #writers have such big dick energy

[spidergvven]

queerness under apartheid

#free palestine #queering the map #i think of this everytime someone opens their stupid mouth to say 'but palestinians are homophobic' as if that justifies ethnic cleansing #it makes me so angry and so heartbroken

[mashmouths]

behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz

#opened a fresh youtube tab not logged in and folks. what goes on <3 #a post

[daily-spanish-word]

to open abrir

Think about opening a beer.

“Open Sesame!” - no, doesn’t work. Ah! “Sim Sala Bim!” - nope. “Hocus pocus!” … I know! “Abracadabra!” «door opens»

Could you open this bottle? Podría abrir esta botella?

Picture by Kyle May on Flickr

#open #to open #abrir #beer #abracadabra #spanish #vocabulary #vocab #español #hint #mem #mnemonic #wotd #word of the day

[linipikk]

Aziraphale shielding Crowley from water

and Crowley shielding Aziraphale from fire

#good omens #ineffable husbands #lini writes #sitting here waiting for another version of this since I like things in threes #it is past midnight and i seeing things #third eye wide open

[kind-of-a-shitty-wizard]

making ur pfp a pictue of ur favorite guy is great. the modern equivalent of some guy in the 50s pulling out his wallet and there being a picture of his wife inside and him sighing fondly at it

#enochtalk #i get to go oh! its him! every time i open up my tumblr. its GREAT

[sadclowncentral]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the "question only a human can answer" which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

#sorry for all the weird ass posts about the future lately ive been working on my thesis and my brain keeps opening new tabs #that arent the responsibility towards the future of space exploitation but in the same ballpark #you get it.

[pierog]

#i want a girl version of grindr more than anything #why dont we do messages like this #HSHDH #this is an opening msg my flatmate received #grindr #lgbt #gay #elden ring #soulsborne

[holygeist]

completely obsessed with this. partially inspired my slavic breakfasts. i’m planning a vampire dinner where everything i cook is going to be red.

#so far got beets + red potatoes i’ll cook together for maximum redness #pomegranate #cherries #red grapes #maybe a pasta? #open to suggestions #vegan tho sorry