Kirk:
Well. And how is Admiral Komack holding up?
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time sensitive question. neighbor's poorly trained ursaring is scratching at my door. what do Ilhs;a;d[ffguha
you call the goddamn ACE TRAINER ASSOCIATION to get their fucking ursaring under control. i cant believe anon is dead
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Cardiac surgeon: "There was more than one hole."
strongly recommend against dislocating additional rib when getting open heart surgery
recommend against having rib re-locate by having unadjusted bipap mask pressed to face and inflating lungs too much
also recommend against discovering new vomit-level meds allergies when coping with open heart surgery and rib trying to re-dislocate
Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy: "You went through open heart surgery on hard mode."
There's no place like home.
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hbomberguy really said to shreds
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Chapter 132 revealing what we knew all along: Denji gives “I’m straight but fifty dollars is fifty dollars” kinda head.
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garche a ese viejo tan fuerte que se lo reconoció la obra social
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"Hello, I'm glad you accepted me at your school here in Argentina! My name is Pete Gil, and I come from Virginia,"
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Oh so it was like... LITERALLY Iron Lung
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https://www.facebook.com/share/p/g2HzuKiHaa3sVQu6/?mibextid=xfxF2i
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Ianthe asks Babs to make out with her once to test the dream, and immediately afterwards runs out to down a bottle of mouth wash before swearing never again
@tchaikovsgay look at what you have wrought. More suffering for Babs, who's too afraid to tell Ianthe no, half expecting she wants to bite his tongue off or do weird stuff to his jaw, and then he finds himself being kissed ??? and it's BAD on top of that
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