#to-may-to to-mah-to

[radiance1]

Vlad owned a cookbook.

Keyword, owned.

But you see, it was far from an ordinary cookbook.

It was a bit magical in nature, not on any purpose of Vlad's part, despite being the one to make it. It was created a while after Vlad stopped having an obsession with Maddie and became on somewhat better terms with Jack, in which he decided to entirely ignore one Daniel Fenton.

Instead, he focused on creating the perfect cookbook that has ever graced the mortal plane. Made from the highest leather, the best finest paper and bound together with the best thread he could find.

All helpfully sourced from the Ghost Zone.

Of course, after all of that he had to, well, fill it with recipes.

He had multiple duplicates scouring the internet for various recipes, and since it's for personal use he doesn't have to care for copyright or whatever since it won't be used by anyone but him. While also looking around in the Ghost Zone for specific types of ghosts.

Mostly grannies.

Overtime and with help from his multiple duplicates his cookbook has quickly become filled up, though for some reason there seemed to be an endless number of pages left unfinished, doesn't matter since it's just more space.

Then he started to encounter the spirits of witches, wizards, warlocks, shamans. You get it.

He took recipes from them too, because when he meant this would be the greatest cookbook, he meant it, and what is potion making if not Alchemy, and what is Alchemy if not cooking?

So, after some time, with blood, sweat, and tears being poured into his book with recipes from everywhere and his own personal recipe along with few decorations here and there, making it look less like a common book and more like the prized treasure it truly is, and Vlad's work is finally complete.

The greatest cookbook to ever grace the mortal plane.

He went to sleep happy, woke up the next day happy, used his newfound cookbook happily and was overall having the greatest of times.

He also found out that his cookbook became sentient. Which is nice, because he can just call out a page and it'll flip right through to it, but he doesn't recall how it became sentient.

He's been watching it carefully before completion, and every time it came in contact with ectoplasm it never became sentient like the food the Fentons produce (And yes, living food is indeed within the endless pages of his book), so it maybe had something to do with the more magical recipes contained within.

Not that he cared, really, since it served it's purpose extremely well.

Except, a few months later, with a visit from the Fentons to his mansion, he finds he lost it.

Vlad, predictably, is in shambles.

Is it because his cookbook is a genuine danger to society if in the wrong hands?

No.

Perhaps because contained within its pages are high level alchemical recipes?

No.

Or maybe because there was a recipe to create some kind of potion to kill an immortal, make someone immortal, or reverse death? (Honestly he didn't even remember where he got that one)

Fuck no.

He's in shambles because he didn't even get to use a quarter of the recipes that weren't even his own.

Also, because it's became his technical technically both his son and best friend.

Who does he accuse first?

One Danny Fenton.

Because it only disappeared after Danny came to visit, and while he wouldn't put it past Jack to do something incredibly stupid, the man was nowhere near his book at the time!

Danny, predictably, is not at all amused.

Vlad then pesters him to go out and search for his missing greatest creation and doesn't stop until Danny agrees.

So, now Danny has to find a cookbook that can and probably is a genuine danger to society if someone decides to use the far less than normal recipes.

Also, why the fuck did Vlad even have them??

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Hmmm #I could already feel some people tagging this as Ghost King Danny since that's a really popular hc #or maybe not #Anywho #I was going to refute that hc but now I'm genuinely considering it #Mah #I'll leave it up to whoever finds this post #Right #Did I mention that Vlad's Cookbook may or may not have a recipe to create #both a false and genuine god? #Teehee #You won't even know if I'm being serious or not

[ladyinsertnamehere]

If you think about it the theory of “there’s goop in me and sometimes they’re not in the right proportions which makes my mind and body feel fucked up” wasn’t necessarily wrong

#meaningless ramblings #four humors #neurotransmitters #to-may-toe to-mah-toe #plaguecore

[ronnyraygun]

TimBuzz has a very specific dynamic—

[Original Under Cut]

Lmao.

#buzz cohen fanart #buzz cohen art #buzz cohen #tim drake fanart #tim drake art #tim drake #TimBuzz fanart #TimBuzz art #TimBuzz #ron’s art tag #shut in the fuck up ron #hear me out— #HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA-/ #Buzz: This guy pays for everything I want and need. It’s great. #His Football Team jokingly: Oh so you have a sugar daddy. #Buzz: …Yeah…? Well…more like a sugar dweeb. But like to-may-to to-mah-to. #Team: …??? #His team thinks it’s some older guy or some shit until this twinky looking dweeb walks in and hands off his Black credit card #to Buzz before fucking off to wherever and Buzz is like “Who wants to hit the pub?” #And they’re all just starring at him in abject *horror* because— #“IS THAT FUCKING TIM DRAKE?! AS IN ONE OF BRUCE WAYNE’S KIDS TIM DRAKE?! #SHAREHOLDER OF WAYNE ENTERPRISES TIM DRAKE?! T H E G U Y T H A T G O T S H O T O N L I V E T E L E V I S I O N??” #And Buzz is just— “Yep!” #Buzz lovingly has Tim’s name as “Direct Deposit” on his phone.

[typicalopposite]

Well now shit… for as much as I (read: most of streaming service fandoms) complain about shows releasing all of the episodes at once — or even just multiple episodes at a time — so we get all the content too quick and don’t get proper time to digest what is happening… this week has been the longest year of my life wth 😂

#911 #911 show #911 abc #911 fandom #evan buckley #tommy kinard #potentially jealous Eddie 👀 #buck and tommy #buddie #and like I know I knowwwww I could fill in the time with the (you know) 6 previous seasons #but i won’t #i cant #(I might after next episode hooo mah gawd this shows hooks has teeth and won’t let go) #I am sorry everyone who is here for my other fandoms 😂 #I may just have to write something to release this pressure

[midnightmah07]

AU where Ramshackle gets more dorm members aka characters like Fellow Honest, Gidel and Rollo for some random reason join NRC and end up being sorted at Ramshackle so now Daisy has company

#💙! mah rambles #may i add #because Rollo and Daisy would be dorm members #u can tell Ruggie is waking up everyday earlier than usual just to walk to school with Daisy #a jealous hyena everybody #a rare sight indeed #also daisy doting on gidel would be super cute

[majikdog]

Bro did not win second most employee of the month and kill four Emerituses to still be called “Cardinal Copia”

#THATS PAPA COPIA TO YOU #or daddy #tow-may-tow tow-mah-tow #Cardinal Copia #Papa Emeritus IV #Ghost #Impera Era #Kazoo of Destiny #Chapter 12 #(I say this and still use the Cardinal tag) #Ghost the Band #The Band Ghost

[snackugaki]

... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA— this isn’t even the first time I drew Donnie as the Rose Bride. 

anyway, this is how I’m closing out the weekend.

links ‘cuz I can’t be assed into segueing them into sentences with hyperlinks today

Utena for the sub kids

Utena for the dub crowd

And a shoutout to The Kid, The Purple One, His Royal Badness

#just barbiesmashing and legoclacking hours #here on snackugaki.tumblr.com #i just think it's kinda funny #Kendra's beret is red obvi #but it's... a very specific hue #...a raspberry sort of red #wouldn't you say? #hmm #HMMMMM #just saying #tomatoes are red #to may toes #to mah toes #*eyebrow waggle* #the pink hair helped tbh #lol lmao #god I want the Utena Surge to become like the Akira Slide #SU already had it #...*writes down a short gag comic idea* #anyway #the ones who don't read tags are gonna wonder why I linked a Prince song #their lives will be improved either way #but you and me we got a chuckle together #idkidk #I just want to know where that woulda gone #her beret #his Purple Rain codename #what would the third ref have been?????? #just another thing I was robbed of #shoutout to the tiny dondra kids I found out about

[aceouttatime]

Rovanii-Akko (they/he), Lead Medic of the Third Horizon (Tyr'Vaughn's Ship). If you happen to stumble into the med bay, he'll first patch you up with the gentleness and precision of only the most skilled of healers and then chew you out for getting yourself hurt. They're a prime example of the duality of man, or more accurately, the duality of Akirqiu.

Oh, yes, and he's a respectable 36 feet tall, a fairly average height for his species and on the galactic scale in general. That's probably important to mention.

More to come about them soon! <3

#g/t #starstruck g/t #oc: rovanii #akirqiu #giant/tiny #art #digital art #there's an alien infestation in mah brain #i may or may not have had at least five people offer to kiss him #amongst other things #tsk tsk #how many hot alien man-adjacent beings do you need?

[hangmansgbaby]

My darling dearest

If you ever find yourself in a mood(board), I humbly request Jake Seresin through his own Eras Tour 🥹

(Aka I would die if you made me pretties with Jake/Glen for all the TSwift albums please and thank you I love you kbyeeeee)

Jake as the Eras?

Dont have to tell me twice!

Pretties below cut!

#birdie asks #birdie loves mama may #mah bestie #she’s my partner in crime #she to my nanigans #jake seresin x eras tour #glen powell as ts eras #ts the eras tour

[sirensea14]

Sweet reunion

Brownie and Holly (chapter 298)

I wish we could see them both together more, and in action. (HOLLY TAKE HIM WITH YOU ALREADY)

#inkymystery #bendy and boris in the inky mystery #inky mystery #babitim #fanart #holly may #horse #Brownie #I cant believe it #1 more chapter and itll be 300 #And I'll be there when it happens :DDDDD #*/rare moments in mah layp

[xxxjad3d-val3ntin3-666xxx]

“i know that you’re in pain, but if we die at the same time, does it still scare you?”

x___x

#emo #rawring 20s #vent #scenemo #tumblr diary #music iz mai lifee #craiz 4ever #mah post #glitter graphics

[viilpstick]

Barbara should I gift myself a leobelle commission for my birthday in april say yes

you ask me as if i will not nod my head and say yes after all because i would def do so if Americans had pix

#Peo amor de deus gringos #2024 #quero fazer um pix #Fica tao mais facil #𐙚 moots ♡ #inbox 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ✧ #♡ ! mah

[thehellcatcroons]

My Dante shirt came in :)

#devil may cry #dante #me #mah wife

[midnightmah07]

I hope you don't mind me asking, but I've also sent the same question to Barbs. I'm curious to hear others' opinions on this matter.

On the movie Enchanted, Pip, the squirrel/Giselle's companion, calls her "honey" throughout the movie and personally I think it would be somehow sweet for Grim call my Yuu/Mc that.

Since, Marilyn is inspired on Giselle.

Yet, I wonder if it would be too out of character, even though I see Grim as sassy as Pip.

-Fawn

AW WAIT THAT'S SO CUTE– and it's funny that u sent me this ask now bc I literally just saw your ask for Barbs lmaooooo

I personally don't think it would be too out of character, especially considering that in later books Grim and Yuu/mc get super affectionate with each other and see themselves as family! I think it's totally normal for Grim to suddenly start calling Marilyn that

#💙! mah's answers #may i add #i love the name Marilyn

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Roman said something along the lines of 'What were YOU doing at Monobear's sacrament?' last night in regards to me making a Danganronpa reference that he himself understood and I think that one's gonna stick with me.

#Hayley Speaks #Although since my exposure to the series called him Monokuma; my brain will likely replace the name whenever I think about it #But you know. To-may-to to-mah-to.

[flintstill]

I'm watching queer eye and Antoni--my favorite, my love--just uttered "uncomfortability" and I have NEVER been so DISAPPOINTED

#I may never look at him the same #the word is DISCOMFORT #JFC this is a plague #mah life #queer eye