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iliveinyourceiling65 · 2 days

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Trials of Apollo incorrect quotes

part 3 :)

Apollo: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Arrow of Dodona: Here's some advice Apollo: I didn't ask for any Arrow of dodona: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who can talk to me

Will, tending to Apollos wounds: How would you rate your pain? Apollo: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Meg A: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Apollo: Meg, that's a coma. Meg: Sounds festive.

Reyna, driving Meg and Apollo: So how was your day? Apollo: We almost got surprise adopted! Reyna: What? Meg: We almost got kidnapped. Reyna: Oh, okay. Reyna: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Meg: You love me, right, Apollo? Apollo: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Apollo* Apollo: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Leo: What’s up guys? I’m back. Literally everyone at camp halfblood: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. We literally saw you die. Leo A: Death is a social construct

Apollo: How do I deal with my enemies? Meg: Kill them Apollo: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Meg: Kill them only a little?

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burgercheese1812 · 9 months

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*fighting monsters*

Lester: Well I thought that this would be more easy peasy lemon squeezy, but instead it’s just-

Meg: difficult difficult lemon difficult

Lester:

Lester: Sometimes your way with words truly frightens me.

Meme credit to @writersmorgue

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honeyxmonkey · 9 months

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Toby on the phone with Jim: Yeah... he's in the kitchen again

Draal, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Jim: GET. HIM. OUT.

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pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid · 1 year

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Nico, meeting Jason for the first time: I don't know why, but I get the feeling that we're going to be best friends

Jason: I can't decide if I'm flattered or terrified by that, but thanks

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lesbocrocker · 1 year

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Will: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Nico: *sighs*

Nico: I killed a man.

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xx0yeet-everything0xx · 9 months

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apollo: (still naive and unassuming) hey, why does your bucket list have "die" on it? jason, who has been plotting exactly how he'll let himself die in the fight with caligula for approximately two weeks now: uhhh— *sweats nervously* i guess so i can die feeling at least a little accomplished?

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simpingforpjo · 9 months

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Apollo: make it as manly as possible. I want to show everyone how manly I am

Nail tech: *holding up the glittery pink colour nail polish he picked* sure-

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ssavinggrace · 9 months

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pjo charecters as things my friends and i have said in the gc

piper: I'm using a fake birth certificate bc I need one to verify my age?? idk- is that illegal? wait- who gives a fuck?

leo: if I don't respond in ten minutes I blew up

annabeth: oh my god I love you so much. .percy: I love me too. jk lmao no i don't- annabeth: well you should. percy: don't you hate yourself?- annabeth: shut up that's not the point

reyna: LIKE NOBODY CARES THAT PATRICIA LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER WITH A WHORE- AT LEAST PATRICIA SINGS ABOUT SLASHING UR TIRES FOR REVENGE

nico: Once I told her that I didnt ask him to be born, without thinking and she's like "You asked god" like first of all: I don't believe in that magical man but whatever- Second of all: if he does exist why would a literal fucking god listen to an unborn child-

frank: i wish i was like shark head mannequin lady

hazel: Wait yk how easy it would be to just pretend like i've been kidnapped?- wait no my mom can track my phone, nvm

will: nothing! just having an existential crisis.

percy: good morning thunderfuck mcpickuptruck. jason: if you say that to me one more time i will not hesitate to block you- AND ITS NOT EVEN MORNING- . percy: good evening thunderfuck mcpickuptruck. jason: fuck you-non sexually.

thalia: if it can go with my grunge style and if i can look slutty I'll wear it.

clarisse: yk what would help the headaches though? stabbing myself in the head. silena, at the same time: me kissing ur forehead. WAIT NO-

magnus: IM SMARTN'T

hazel: if you talk about how much rizz u have..you ain't got no rizz.

artemis: so you like rollercoasters? apollo:of course! I like anything fast. and I'll ride anything. WAIT NO-

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averagedemigod · 8 months

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Meg: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Lester: ICARUS?

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trials-of-apollo-my-beloved · 10 months

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Snippet of a conversation @ukelele-boy and I had about blorbo

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godsdamahalfblood · 2 years

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Apollo: *almost dies from dehydration*

Meg: I talked to Leo about this and we both think you’re dumb

Meg: Why would you do that

Apollo: Because it slipped my control center that my mortal vessel requires dihydrogen monoxide

Meg: Say that again but in Meg

Apollo: Brain forgot body need agua

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iliveinyourceiling65 · 19 days

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Trials of Apollo incorrect quotes

Apollo: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Apollo: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Meg: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Apollo: No! Four to five seconds! Meg: Too late!!!

Meg: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Will: HELP! I TOLD NICO I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Apollo, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Will: If you had to choose between Apollo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Meg: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Apollo: Meg! Will: 63 cents. Meg: I'll take the money. Apollo: MEG!!!

Kayla: I told dad his ears flush when he lies. Will: Why? Kayla: Look. Kayla: Hey Apollo! Do you love us? Apollo covering their ears: No. All of the Apollo cabin:

Meg: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Chiron: Wasn't Apollo with you? Apollo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Leo: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Apollo: Leo, no. Meg: Mistlefoe. Apollo: Please stop encouraging him.

Will: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Apollo: Okay, but in my defense, Meg bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Will: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Meg: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Apollo: It’s not a joke. Apollo: *sniffles* Apollo: I’m a legit snack.

Apollo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Meg: You and me!!! Apollo, tearing up: Okay.

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burgercheese1812 · 10 months

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Lester: Meg has no survival skills, her need to win has replaced them

Grover: That can’t be true!

Lester: Watch this

Lester: Hey Meg, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Meg: *throws herself out a window*

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honeyxmonkey · 1 year

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Jim: We're here today to mourn the passing of Hisirdoux Casperan. He died of lack of sleep, food, and sunlight. Rest in peace 😔🙏🏻

Douxie from his room: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD YOU JACKASS

Jim: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

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pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid · 2 years

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The gimme is sending me-

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hotpotrandomfics · 7 months

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Ciel: Hey, Percy! Want to eat this cake with me?

Percy: Fuck it! Let’s do it!

Ciel, shocked: Woah man… what do you mean?

Percy: Y-yeah! Fuck it! Let’s do it together!

Ciel: *looks at the cake then back at Percy* I don’t wanna do it…

Percy, confused: Then why did you ask me if I wanted to eat it?

Ciel: I just wanna eat it.

Percy: Fuck it!

Ciel: No! Stop, man… you’re scaring me.

Percy: You don’t wanna do it together?

Ciel: I’m not into you that way, Bro.

Percy: WOAH! What are you talking about, Bro?!

Ciel: I just want to eat the cake-

Percy: I feel like we want the same thing.

Ciel: Then why are you trying to fuck the cake?!

Percy: WHAT?!

Ciel: I want to eat the cake, and you want to fuck it!

Percy, aghasted: No! I- I’m saying “fuck it, let’s eat it!”

Ciel: Can we at least… eat the majority of it… then you can fuck it?

Percy: The fuck?!

Ciel, distraught: Why do you want to fuck the cake?

Percy: What?

Ciel: I don’t understand what you want…

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