#toast talks

[toastysandhamwich]

dip from the hit tv show "dip and pip"

#dnp #Toast talks #Dan Howell #Dan and Phil #phan

[toasteaa]

Everyone loves the Boyfriend Jacket, but what about the Husband Coat?

Diluc draping his coat across your shoulders because you forgot your own? Immediately looking the other direction to hide the heat coming to his cheeks when you settle into it?

Zhongli's thinly veiled swell of pride when he sees his coat around your shoulders? Savoring the scent of your perfume as long as he can for days after you've returned it to him?

Wriothesley's little half complaints about the chill in his office after you've taken his coat? Hiding how much he actively enjoys the sight of you utterly swamped in the fur and bulk of fabric?

Neuvillette having removed his mantle and stole in order to drape his robes across your sleeping form? His inability to completely focus back on his work after he sees how immediately you curl into it with that satisfied little hum he's come to enjoy so dearly?

Just...husband coats...

#toast talks #genshin impacted #I'm just...I'm in a mood and that mood is 'give me your coat. it's mine now' #I need a warm and heavy coat on me rn so I can take a fat nappy and ignore my job LOL #alright alright visibility tags time: #genshin x reader #genshin x you #diluc x reader #zhongli x reader #wriothesley x reader #neuvillette x reader #okay now I'm done I'm gonna go be self indulgent

[toastling]

Honestly the idea of holy relics and the like is really stupid when you think about it, namely in Christian traditions. Like, really? You think God was dumb enough to accidentally leave behind a bit of his divine power for us to fuck around with?

You really think your all-knowing, omnipotent, eternally wise creator of the universe just, left us actual, unlimited power to fuck each other over with? Us??? They speak of him like a parent, a father - what sort of parent leaves a loaded gun on the floor with Cain and Abel around? Certainly not an all-knowing, all-wise one, that's for sure.

Like, you really think just because it had some of his blood touch it, the Spear of Longinus - assuming it still exists - would have some of his power? What, do you think Jesus was some sort of holy scratch and sniff? You honestly believe a supposedly wise deity would just, let some of his essence infect a physical object like that?

He already gave us free will, and with it we've already invented nuclear weapons and biological warfare and a dozen other ways to kill ourselves all on our own, do you really think he'd intentionally add to that list?

If your answer to any of these questions is yes, then God and I have a pretty similar sense of humor, and I'll be raising his bet on how long it takes for us to drive ourselves extinct. I don't think that speaks very highly of the almighty, though.

#Toast Talks #Christianity #Relics #Holy Relics #Catholicism

[idontparticularlyliketoast]

Definitely the best way a malevolent season has ended for Arthur so far. My man is beating his high score with 0 life-threatening wounds, 0 successful yoinks of his seeing eye god, and 3+ alive(ish) boyfriends. Only 1 ominous god out for his ass but he’s taking him on an all expenses paid tour (with his plus one). He even won a stand fight against Larson

#malevolent #masked #toast’s malevolent thoughts #toast talks

[br3adtoasty]

Shoutout to those who noticed what I did with Tom's card. His and Giacomo's are meant to mirror each other! They're supposed to look like they're reaching for the other so here I edited the cards together for fun hehe

#click for better quality! #don’t mind if the backgrounds look kinda wonky 😭😭 #tommel belinda #giacomo rondino #oh rowan is here too i guess #rowan hunt #twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #my art #toast talks

[toastess-with-the-mostess]

Voltron Dotu gifs from episode 35-38 <3

#voltron #voltron dotu #voltron defender of the universe #80s voltron #green lion #keith kogane #dotu keith #black lion #voltron dotu gifs #voltron gifs #toast talks

[toasted-trek]

my sister and i were trying to watch voyager's "meld" bc she loves brad dourif and i accidentally told her it was season 2 episode 15 instead of season 2 episode 16 and she just goes, "...threshold?" which led to me running into the room going "NO. NO NO NO NO. NOT THRESHOLD. NOT THRESHOLD."

#Not Threshold. #star trek #voyager #toast talks

[toastbutextracrunchy]

if i'm visiting you and we're sitting on the couch, and i see that you have a throw pillow, I can guarantee i will be hugging it the whole time we talk

#toast talks

[toasttt11]

frozen four

lex- this was her last game ever playing with Michigan as she’s leaving straight from the game to new york to sign her contract and start her career in the nhl, there was a lot of tears as she bye to her best friends and boyfriend.

kensington- she’s ecstatic they won tonight but she realizes she only has one game left playing with bc as she is leaving next season but no one knows yet.

gemma- she had a great game and she scored a goal but it was when luca was defending her so it wasn’t a very happy goal, it was the first time she’s ever played against either of her brothers, she and luca hugged the second the game was over, she also had to see a devastated mack again and spent the night cuddling with him instead of celebrating.

willa- she had an amazing game scoring two goals, her and her boys spend the night together all three of them extremely happy and proud of each other.

julianna- she came out to see the game just like she has the last three years, the juniors immediately hugged her once they got out of the locker room, the freshman and sophomores all got hugs from her and so did the seniors as Julianna has always been close with all of them, luca came out last and all but collapsed into his girlfriends arms.

#lex zegras au #alexandriazegrasau #lz4 #kensingtongracehughesau #kh7 #gemma fantilli au #gm13 #willasmithau #ws2 #juliannahughesau #toast talks

[toast-tales]

Big Change (?)

Hey friends! I'm thinking about making a big change around this blog: namely, to change my username.

I originally went with vore-toast because I was new to tumblr, and thought it would be polite to include "vore" in my username so that people knew what they were interacting with. But I'm honestly not a huge fan of it, and I've been ruminating over what to change it to for a while.

I do write vore, yes, and the content of my blog isn't likely to change anytime soon. But it also feels somewhat limiting, and my interests do go beyond just vore. I have a few story ideas in the works (including the one I'm currently writing) that might include vore in small amounts, but it isn't really the main focus.

I'd like to be able to interact with more of the blogs I really like without feeling a bit sheepish in doing so - the name I picked to try to be courteous might end up making people uncomfortable anyways.

For a while, toast-tales was the name I gave to my alt that I made specifically to interact with "normal" blogs, but didn't otherwise use. It's also the name on my A03 and it's the name I think I want to adopt for this blog.

I'll be thinking about it for the next few days, and if you have any thoughts on the matter, let me know here! But yeah. I think I'm gonna burn the old username, lol.

I'll still be the same Toast! <3

#toast talks #i just wanna branch out a little #specifically because I honestly wanna interact more with the gt community #i'll still be real upfront in my bio and stuff but like #toast-tales just feels so much better to me #i'm just here to write stories! vore and otherwise

[toasthoneyandstardust]

This year I'm entering the Voltron Poster Contest, so here's my submission!

Last year's poster had Defender of The Universe, Voltron Legendary Defender, and even Vehicle Voltron (recognition at last) together, so I thought I'd step it up and do all four animated voltron shows! Voltron: Defender of The Universe/Beast King GoLion, Voltron: The Third Dimension, Voltron Force, Voltron: Legendary Defender

Obviously, my calling card is drawing Pidge, so they just had to be group together. Darrell (standing, from Voltron Force) looks like their tired babysitter, but I swear he's their loving older brother <3 or parent since he's the only adult out of the four

Open image for better quality!

#voltron #voltron force #vforce11 #voltron force 2011 #voltron legendary defender #vld #voltron the third dimension #v3d #voltron defender of the universe #dotu #voltron pidge #vf pidge #darrell pidge stoker #dotu pidge #hiroshi suzuishi #vld pidge #katie holt #v3d pidge #my art #toast talks

[toastysandhamwich]

dan doodle :)

#toast talks #toast draws #dnp #phan #dan and phil #wad #phanart #daniel howell #Idk how to take edit photos of art x3 #I think this might be the first time ive drawn dnp? im not really an artist :P

[toasteaa]

Suddenly struck with the thought of my faves twirling my hair around their fingers and I'm so deeply unwell about it!!!

Diluc getting distracted by a single free curl and trying to tuck it away, only to find himself even more distracted when the ends curl around the tip of his finger. How ardently he resists the urge to untuck it and give it a little tug, just to see it bounce back into a spiral when he lets it go again.

Kaeya giving a curl that somehow escaped its siblings wrapped up in a bun, a teasing pull and snickering when you swat at his hand lightly. Only to come back when you're focused on your work to continuously wind and unwind the hair around his fingers fondly.

Zhongli marveling at the way the sun catches each looping curl; lining them in what he believes is the finest gold that he's ever seen. Tenacious as stone when holding their shape, yet softer than down spun from clouds in his hands; he relishes in the way each curl he toys with loses it shape for only a moment before bouncing back the same as ever.

Xiao's familiar and signature wary gaze turning into one of shock and curiosity when he gives a ringlet a cautious tug, and it give a soft spring back into its original shape. He's too unsure of himself to do much more, but often finds himself passively toying with a curl or two whenever you're near.

Cyno running oiled fingers throughout your curls, helping you apply a protectant that will keep most of the heat and humidity of the forests at bay. Separating each curl so carefully, like you've taught him before; giving a satisfactory huff when his, "you should really call these 'cutie-cles'" joke makes you sigh, but the quivering of your shoulders and the light sway of your curls tells him that you're holding back your laugh.

Kaveh struck with a sudden stroke of genius and dashing to his drafts after spending the past thirty minutes mindlessly curling your ringlets on his fingers. A month later, you find pillars in his latest work with that same, familiar pattern as the ringlets he always toys with.

Neuvillette enamored with the image of you allowing a curl to coil about your fingers while you think. His hands itch to reach out and curl it himself, but he shows restraint in this public space. Perhaps in the privacy of his own quarters, you'll let him feel those ringlets curling around his fingers again.

Wriothesley, so familiar with the rigidity and gruffness of Meropide, finding a moment of solace when he gets the chance to bury his face in your curls. Always holding you as close as possible when you lay against his chest, just so he can see each coil spring back into place after he's stretched it out. Like a little calming ritual just for him.

Just! Just!!!!!! Play with my hair pleaseeee 🥺💕🙏🏾

#toast talks #genshin impacted #this was NOT supposed to be this long but clearly I couldn't shut up - #I always see those posts and fics that talk about characters running their fingers through the reader's hair and it's like no!!!! #You cannot run your fingers through my hair! They will get trapped! I will get poofy if you aren't careful! #But pls pls pls pls pls play with my ringlets!!!!! I do it all the time and I want them to do it too 🥺💕🙏🏾 #self ship #self shipping #x reader #genshin x reader #diluc x reader #diluc x you #kaeya x reader #kaeya x you #zhongli x reader #zhongli x you #xiao x reader #xiao x you #cyno x reader #cyno x you #kaveh x reader #kaveh x you #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #wriothesley x reader #wriothesley x you #GOD THAT'S SO MANY TAGS I'M NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN WJXJSJXSI

[toastling]

Translator? No. Trans now.

#Trans #Toast Talks

[idontparticularlyliketoast]

I am in awe at his power

#Malevolent #i went almost the entire podcast without realizing this #toast's malevolent thoughts #toast talks

[br3adtoasty]

HUH??? WHO INVITED THIS MAN????

#can’t wait to see the groovy though #twst #twisted wonderland #twst crowley #dire crowley #toast talks