#toasttalk

[birdoppossom]

I usually just mindlessly reblog things for my sister/ 5 human people who actually look at my feed imagine my surprise at 94 followers when i wasn’t looking oh god they are all porn bots

#i saw all the memes i just been here awhile #usually you only get one or two every couple months #theres so fucking many right now??? #toasttalks #birdblabs

[r3dw1z]

No mom! Im ok! I just like daydreaming characters into horrible angsty situations with music that fits!

No really- if my parents found my playlists they'd be very concerned

#toasttalks

[found-dead-in-inkwell]

toast.

welcome to my TOASTtalk, today i will be informing you about the wonders of toast. its great. its so simple, but cronch???? i love it its hecking great and anybody who says otherwise can fight me.

- koi

#food #toast #cronch #tedtalk #fightme #fiteme #bread

[jayelly12]

Pink monkey. Toothbrush. Selfie cam. #Trainyard #triggerwarning #toasttalk #creepxmob

#trainyard #creepxmob #toasttalk #triggerwarning

[thetoastwiththemost-blog]

Pyro~

I cooked a marshmallow over a scented candle once.

never again

#toasttalk #it tasted horrible #it also burst into flames

[toasterrabbit]

Heat lightning oh man it's so cool

#Toasttalk

[birdoppossom]

So i bought hollow knight today and hyperfixated immediately for like 10 hours anyway i feel like the bad guy just met hornet for the second time where she says some ominous shit and dips im scared

#toasttalks #are we the baddies? #but im so cute and ive had so many wholesome interactions #indont wanna be the baddie #hollow knight #hollowknight

[birdoppossom]

Fuck i LOVE being emotionally TENDER with my best FRIENDS and giving each other HUGS and KISSES and making each other LAUGH god i am so LUCKY and my friends are so BEAUTIFUL

#birdblabs #toasttalks #text #friends #im so in love with all of them

[birdoppossom]

Me@ any of my friends

#animal crossing #depression mood #toasttalks #i just... dont have the energy #birdblabs

[birdoppossom]

I think i fall in love with every woman whos taller than me

#toasttalks #birdblabs

[birdoppossom]

Im way too excited to sleep

#but also scared sad #like this has been my home for a year #and im leaving in two days #and this place has been such a hell for me #but im going to miss the friends #and what if the next place is worse?? im so scared its not going to be what i hope it is #i dont know what to feel im very torn up #toasttalks #airforce problems

[birdoppossom]

Girls without can openers make do

#toasttalks #this is stupid but i had to share #i used a tac to stab at a can of chiken broth so i could drink it in my sickly state

[r3dw1z]

*swishes Mtn Dew around in can*

Fancy

*sips delicately*

#toasttalks

[birdoppossom]

I sometimes get these little bursts of wanting to be really social and friendly so i do a bunch of shit like texting people first and messaging mutuals trying to make new friends, but then i like, slump back into being full of anxiety and just wanting to lock myself in my room and ignore everything and i feel really bad about being really warm towards people to not talking to them for days hhhh i promise i love you all i just dunno how to handle myself

#toasttalks #mutuals #text #text post #relatable #am i yet? #relatable i mean #antisocial #hhh #introvert

[birdoppossom]

Can we like...stop making fun of masculine women?? Like i feel like people have this whole thing about pretty boys and tomboys but wheres my butchy lady love? My ladies with square jaws and long foreheads. Not just femme girls in jeans and flannels where my masculine proud ladies at gimme gimme yall are lovely and i want to hold your broad shoulders

#toasttalks #ionno ive just seen a lot of love for these other types of people #and very little for boyish girls who arent fetishizes into tomboys #or gamer girlsor somthing #dont get me wrong like #soft boys forever #and i love my femmes but #just wanna let my love be known for my masculine girls

[birdoppossom]

Im not saying god is angry because trump happened. But yknow the whole west coast is on fire, texas is flooding and florida and every island east of it is gonna get hit with this massive storm. Ionno maybe its just coincidence ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#toasttalks #like really tho #im not religious or anything but #damn