#tobacco mention

[grandorderconfessions]

#tobacco mention #sfw #fate series

[matriarchsdevotee-archive]

“Do you believe monsters are born, or made?” (legendarylullaby- baby zel visits once again past her bedtime. Snuck out after a nightmare.)

Fantasy Runs in my Veins - Accepting

She was becoming used to these interruptions. If she didn't think the King would have her head for it, she might have enjoyed them. But, really, there wasn't any harm in allowing Zelda to hang around camp after dark, so long as she didn't snitch them out over it.

She laid on her back in the grass, eyes still fixed on the stars overhead as she mulled over her answer. It was one she was often asked back home, but outside of a religious connotation, it was a more interesting query.

"Well... The prophets say that they're born. That some are simply born wrong, that they want to hurt and disobey scripture. I don't think that's untrue necessarily, but that's not all of it."

She sat up, reaching for her pipe, and continued.

"I think it's entirely possible for someone to have it so hard that they see no other option. A caged animal bites more than a freed one. But then, you also have to choose to be that way."

She took a drag from the tobacco, letting out a ring of sweet-smelling smoke and watching it dissipate into the night air for a moment.

"Why do you ask, princess?"

#tobacco mention #answered asks #legendarylullaby #Forsaken Tribe

[raccoon-in-a-dumpster]

kept a homie from eating a bag of tobacco today B)

#raccoon rambles #tobacco mention

[comic-art-showcase]

Sailor Man Mickey by Meech

#meech #steamboat willie #popeye #popeye the sailor #cartoons #mashup #smoking tw #tw smoking #smoking cw #cw smoking #tobacco tw #tw tobacco #tobacco cw #cw tobacco #food tw #tw food #food cw #cw food #food #food mention

[hleamii]

After seeing a meme by @niteween on twitter about Tim rolling the worst joint, @zippyyyyyyy and I talked a lot about who'd be the best at it. We reckoned it's Dick.

#tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #batman #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #dc #dc comics #i found out from a friend that in north America people don't cut their weed with tobacco??? wild #so im sorry about the regional inaccuracy #drug mention #Hleamiart

[podcastfaggot]

*elias voice* hitting the bong is like sex to me. it’s phallic, jonathan.

#i can’t stop thinking about him saying this. i can hear it so clearly in my mind #also elias would definitely be objectum for smoking devices. he’s been keeping the same wooden tobacco pipe with him since jonah’s body. #but he’s also fascinated by modern day cannabis culture. i think he’d have a blast trying out different concentrates n shit #he goes to tha smoke shop and flirts with the giant fancy bongs they have on display #hakshsjshs OKAY I GOTTA STOP #anyway #tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonelias #do not archive #drug mention #shut that damn dog up

[averagesizedperson]

how i would imagine it would be like if i met each version of chuck e. cheese at a bar

pizza time theater chuck: big c would say something like "don't ask me for an autograph, kid" and blow cigar smoke in my face. i tell him i wasn't and he would act offended. he calls the bartender "funbags" and everyone stares at him while he mutters something about how "everyone is so sensitive these days". he orders nothing but Old Fashioneds and Manhattans.

tuxedo chuck: will constantly namedrop old broadway stars from the past that he worked with. i pretend i know who he's talking about but i can tell he knows i'm lying. he orders nothing but martinis (gin, not vodka) and has an extremely specific set of instructions for the bartender to prepare it that's supposed to end with her "waving it in the direction of the Italian consulate".

avenger chuck: i am starstruck, and he is grateful that he still has fans. he's probably been through a lot since he left the business. he still insists he's great at skateboarding. i have no idea if it's true but i tell him that he's still the best. he orders jagermeister and red bull while singing Smash Mouth at full volume. the bartender likes him and that's all that matters.

rockstar chuck: would not actually be at a bar. he would instead be outside giving flyers for his mormon metalcore group and lecturing the bar patrons about how booze is a sin. we have to physically restrain pizza time theater chuck to keep him from punching the poor kid.

ALTERNATIVELY: rockstar chuck has just turned 21. he is new to drinking and new to the bar. he orders a moscato. big c tells him "hey kid, you gotta good taste. takes a real man to order a drink for old ladies". he is afraid to tell big c the truth that he only ordered this because it was referenced in a drake song.

#chuck e cheese #cec #pizza time theater #cw alcohol #cw violence mention #cw tobacco mention #avenger chuck #tuxedo chuck #rockstar chuck #animatronics #liminal spaces #me post #Cars 2 download in tamil

[archaeologysucks]

I've been reading Howard Pyle’s “classic” children’s version of the Robin Hood story, published in 1883, and if I had a nickel for every time he uses the word "stout", I would have $12.35, because he has used it 247 times in this 207 page ebook, including this shining example:

Learn another adjective, Howard. I am begging you.

#19th century #victorian literature #robin hood #books #i have no idea how this books became a classic #it's not great y'all #the writing is mediocre at best #and the clumsy pseudo-Early Modern English style is annoying to read #edith heal did a much better job of it in 1926 #if only that version were available in print or ebook #this is not to mention the reference to someone smoking a corncob pipe #you know what they didn't have in mediaeval england? #corn and tobacco #get your shit together howard

[sillylilfairy]

Just Finvarra chilling beneath the twin moons of the otherworld with a pretty will 'o the wisp keeping him company and helpfully lighting his pipe.

#g/t #giant/tiny #folklore inspired #Irish folklore inspired #oc rambles #myart #feel like I should mention that ain't tobacco #just some herbs to help him relax enough to sleep #running the underworld is a tough job even with help

[corpusdekay]

had a customer be weird and hostile about me smiling at them at work, so needless to say I will be saying screw the rules and carrying my knife on me for tonight 👍🏻

#tam talks #knife mention #no thanks i will not be getting hate crimed because someone was pissy i wouldnt let them buy tobacco without id and then looked too gay #when i smiled thanks

[achasks]

He sans and Papyrus, wouldn't smoking not be dangerous to you considering you two are skeletons and don't have lungs?

Well, I never went beyond that first time also because it can be quite inconvenient to pause for long periods to go outside and smoke, as is required around Humans.

The only smoking I'd ever consider doing is with a pipe. Really, I think the pipe would be more what I was looking for. Perhaps I might just buy a novelty pipe without any tobacco?

#undertale #achasks #character asks #ask blog #papyrus #sans #tw smoking mention #tw tobacco

[phonification]

I finished reading the meat epilogue the other day and I couldnt stop thinking about the fact that even after EVERYTHING that John went through, dad always tried his damn hardest to do everything he could for John and to keep him safe. and really did do it.

john was carefully carried in his fathers arms when he crashed and killed nanna on that meteor and when the poison finally killed him, he flew right back into his dads arms, his corpse kept safe in the wallet, that floated around in space for who know how long . I hate Homestuck God

#homestuck #dad egbert #john egbert #not to mention his shaving cream kept terezi from dying of starvation #and. pipe tobacco. #i was looping goodnight dad i love you and had the thought . didnt end well #ouuugggghhhh i love that old man (dad egbert) #i love both dads from homestuck #they are very different #i wish i was more fluent in english i really need to practise more #sorry if this is rlly clunky #bonks thinkpan

[safetynot9uaranteed]

We don't get amazing takes like this in scientific journals anymore

#yeah the YouTuber isn't some redpilled guy he mentions it to call German tobacco research racist

[sukimas]

i mean i don't know what i expect at the place that charges 2/3s of what any other set of apartments in town that's still serviced by public transportation does but i mean. if you're smart enough to not pick the places that charge 150% rent and charge per person rather than per apartment surely you're smart enough to read the lease and see that there's a no-smoking rule indoors and make an inference. right?

#the no smoking rule refers to tobacco-type specifically and doesn't mention weed because it still can't be purchased here #but look. there's a no smoking rule. you have a balcony. you have a blunt. put two and two together