#today job

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

#it is hell on earth out here #got like 6 different rejection emails today #so much fun /sarcasm #job hunting

[wearecrowley]

good omens crack 2 of ∞

#good omens #gomens #aziraphale #goodomensedit #my gifs #good omens crack #good news I started a new job today yay #bad news I'm now too tired to do a set for ihaw23 #so you get this dumb set I made a week ago instead #love you all #and yes I keep using larger and larger text sizes #I'm not gaslighting you I'm experimenting #and yes this set completely contradicts the first one I made #it's still funny #I'm going to shut up now and get some rest

[cemeterything]

my 5 year plan is i find a weird egg and bond for life with the dragon that hatches from it

#🐉 #got rejected again today and im reaching the end of my rope i wont lie #← from a job. but im also not getting bitches.

[suntails]

toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

[inkskinned]

you have to go to work so you can pay for your doctor, who is not taking your insurance right now, and if you say i can't afford the doctor's you are told - get a better job. it is very sad that you are unwell, yes, but maybe you should have thought about that before not having a better job.

(where is the better job? who is giving out these better jobs? you are sick, you are hurting - how the hell are you supposed to be well enough for this better job?)

but you go to the doctor because you had the nerve to be hurt or sick or whatever else. and they tell you that it is because you have anxiety. you try your best. you are a self-advocate. you've done the reading (which sometimes pisses them off worse, honestly). you say it is actually adding to my anxiety, it is effecting my quality of life. so they say that you are fat. they say that all young people have this happen to them, isn't it a medical marvel! they say that you should eat more vegetables. they say that you probably just need to lose a little more weight, and that you are faking it for attention.

(what attention could this doctor possibly give? what validation? that's their fucking job, isn't it?)

there is always a hypochondriac, right. someone always tells you about a hypochondriac. or someone who is unnecessarily aggressive during the worst days of their life. or someone looking "for a quick fix". or some idiot who wasn't educated about how to properly care for themselves who just abandons their treatment. and again, the hypochondriac, the overly-cautious hysteric. these people don't deserve to be treated like humans (right), and since you might be one of these people, you also don't get treated like a human. because those people can really fuck with the system, you now have to pay for it. and besides. you're actually probably faking it.

(more often than not, you find a 2:1 ratio of these stories. for every "hypochondriac", there are 2 people who knew something was wrong, and yet nobody could fucking find it. the story often ends with pointless suffering. the story often ends with and now it's too late, and it's going to kill me.)

you are actually just making excuses. someone else got that procedure or that diagnosis and he's fine, you should be fine too. someone else said they watched a documentary about other inspirational people with your exact same condition, maybe you should be inspirational, too. you're just too morbid. your pain and your experience is probably just not statistically concerning. it is all self-reported anyway, and you're just being a baby.

(once, while sitting down in the middle of making coffee, you had the sudden, horrible thought - i could kill myself to make the pain stop. you had to call your best friend after that. had to pet your dog. had to cry about it in the shower. you won't, but that moment - god, fuck. the pain just goes on and on.)

you know someone who went in for routine surgery and said i still feel everything. they told her to just relax. it took her kicking and screaming before they figured out she wasn't lying - the anesthetic drip hadn't been working. you know someone who went in for severe migraines who was told drink water and lose weight. you know someone who was actively bleeding out and throwing up in the ER and was told you're just having a bad period.

in the ER there are always these little posters saying things like "don't wait! get checked today!" and you think about how often you do wait. how often the days spool out. you once waited a full week before seeing the doctor for what you thought was a sprained wrist. it had actually been broken - they had to rebreak it to set it.

but you go into the doctor. the problem you're having is immediate. the person behind the counter frowns and says we're not taking your insurance. you will be paying for this out-of-pocket.

they send you home with tylenol and a little health packet about weight loss or anxiety or attention deficit. on the front it has your birthday and diagnosis. you think about crying, and the words swim. it might as well say go fuck yourself. it might as well say you're a fucking idiot. it might as well say light your money on fire and lie down in it. and the entire fucking time - the problem persists.

it's okay. it's okay, it's just another thing, you think. it's just another thing i have to learn to live with.

#spilled ink #warm up #can you tell what i'm mad about today specifically #i will say that there are a LOT of things that go into this. like a lot. this is ungendered and unspecific for a reason #it isn't just sexism. it's also racism. and ableism. and honestly classism. #and before a healthcare professional reads this as a personal attack: i understand ur burnt out #we are ALSO burnt out. your situation is also dire. this is not an attack on you. #this is a commentary on the incredible amounts of bigotry that lie at the heart of capitalism #where people have to pay money out of pocket to be told to fuck off. #your job is important. so is our humanity. and if you cannot accept that people are fucking mad as hell #at the industry - you are probably not listening . #anyway at some point im gonna write a piece about sexism specifically in medical shit #but i don't want terfs clowning in it bc they can't understand nuance #> it is true that ppl w/a uterus are more likely to experience medical malpractice & dismissal globally #> it is also true that trans people experience an equally fucked up and bad time in the medical field #> great news! the medical industrial complex is an equal opportunity life ruiner :) #(if you find it necessary to go into a debate about biology while discussing medical malpractice #i want to warn you that you're misunderstanding the issue. because guess what. #cis MEN might experience this. particularly black men. particularly disabled men. #so YES having a uterus can lead to more trouble for you. but this happens a LOT. #instead of fighting those ALSO experiencing your pain.... try working WITH them. #which btw. is like. actual feminism.)

[fluttershiesworld]

pleaseeeee hire me im just a little guy… im just a little guy and im sooo cute and you should give me sooo much money one million per second and um also let me sit down. thank you <3

#sunspeak #this is my new resume i’ve decided. applied to jobs today and OIGH. dies #being disabled limits the number of jobs i can do severely so it’s like PLEASEEE HIRE ME PLEASE

[obsob]

a very needed redraw of my lovers print! now with better blanket and chunkier cats

#mine #original #this will b print in a couple weeks ueuhe #i also like. zoomed in. idk if thats better or worse i might make a poll oh good idea #i drew th cats so weird last time.....why arm like that #anyway...am sleeby....i was gna draw today but i might not now!! finished 3 drawings this week ehe #i may draw at th weekend n colour...that could b tomorrows job #now i think im gna read! i hope u hve a nice day :)

[notfromcold]

For anyone looking to describe wind in fic! Beaufort Wind Scale. I found some of these descriptions amusing.

Update: Sorry this is so hard to read. I may type it out when I have a minute.

Further update: Source is The Complete Sailor by David Seidman which is really very helpful and well written!

#today i post the beaufort wind scale and run away to do my actual job #tomorrow who knowz #ofmd #ofmd ref

[ink--theory]

HAPPY 4/8 DAY!!!!!

#dawg today is wild first we got agent 32 day then we got the solar eclipse #and LAST we got the death of splat 1 dkfjsklfj #honestly looking at this more this just makes it look like 4 and 8 murdered 3 and now they kissing eachother for a job well done sdfkljdkfl #splatoon #agent 4 #agent 8 #agent 32 #my art shit

[skunkes]

all of february's chibis ^_^

#well almost all there were sum private ones.... #dude i took so many to make some extra money for my special month and like. idk #i got em all done and therefore i SHOULD be taking this many monthly but idkkkk </3 LOL #i feel so lazy abt not always taking this many...like dude a real job wld be much harder than drawing MAYBE 2 pictures a day. but augh #comms #a doodley #anyway....! opening for more comms later today....! + then ill have the amt taxes are gonna take from me....yaaaaay....

[llovelymoonn]

web weaving on things falling apart just as they were getting better? hope you're having a lovely day <3

fatima aamer bilal (@fatimaamerbilal) days where my whole world is my bed \\ ernest hemingway a farewell to arms (via @metamorphesque) \\ jean-marc lehwald \\ jean-marc lehwald \\ jihyun yun some are always hungry: "reversal" (via @feral-ballad) \\ jean-marc lehwald \\ franz kafka the diaries of franz kafka, 1910-1913: "march 10, 1912" \\ franz kafka the metamorphosis (via @fromdarzaitoleeza) \\ franz kafka the diaries of franz kafka, 1914-1923: "february 1, 1922" \\ jean-marc lehwald

kofi

#feeling this today lol #just found out i didn't get a job i was so sure i was going to get #and completely banking on and planning my whole life around getting so #don't do that lol #anyway #asks #anonymous #anon #mine #my webweaving #web weaving #webweave #web weave #web #webs #ww #parallel #parallels #parallelism #compilation #compilations #intertext #intertextuality #comparative #comparatives #fatima aamer bilal #days where my whole world is my bed #ernest hemingway #webweaving #a farewell to arms

[anemonet]

WINNERS POV LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!

#they are soooooo paranoid #falsesymmetry #hermitcraft #bdubs #bdouble0 #shaking out of my seat false symmetary nation keeps winning #also bdbubs i guess contratz for being thr most untipped best loser ever #they are so deranged to me #babygirls #anyhow this was a rush job but like meh #also also heads up im not gonna be active this week bceause of the strike for palastine so uh yeah concider donating !!!! #otherwise anyhow song for today iissss en vän med en bil by håkan hellström!!! #they have not showered fo week

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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SPARKLE OFF. IT'S THURSDAY. FORGET WHO YOU ARE.

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#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #see told ya you guys wouldnt be able to guess what today's post was. completely unpredictable. #right. #right guys..? #i scheduled this one to be at a reasonable time n everything #low effort posts cause i dont have time lol help. (help me. help me. my job is killing me.)

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, March 13.

They're gonna make you proud.

Because if space really is the place, consider them well on their way. En route, if you will. The following 12 mighty fine folk only went and graduated from NASA's astronaut school. They are now ready and set, suited and booted, to head up into that big old mysterious blanket above and see what's good. Perhaps they will bring y'all a souvenir. 

In the meantime, may we introduce you to the people who put the rad in graduation. Nay, who put the ace in space.

Do you want to be a NASA astronaut? Applications are now open. And be sure to check out The Universe is Calling: Apply to Be a NASA Astronaut (Official NASA Video feat. Morgan Freeman.)

Make sure to follow NASA on Tumblr for your regular dose of space!"

#NASA #astronaut #nasa yearbook #graduation #class of 2024 #space #inspiration #tech #dream job #STEM #today on tumblr

[raceweek]

funniest moment of my life im framing this

#i think im a bit desperate posting what a job today🤩 on here when he gets a fucking p12 #meanwhile. christian in his dms #alex albon #austria 2023

[froggtogs]

gone fishing

#been a while since i’ve actually posted anything lu related #so i thought i’d include everyone #it’s not rendered or anything but it’s sure there #anyways #i ate at a restaurant today!! it was super delicious #my job over break definitely was a good idea if i can now afford occasional meals like that #aaaaanyways #i’ve had the phrase cuneiform tablets stuck in my head c #all day #idk why #anyways have a great day :) #art #fanart #froggtogs #linked universe #linked universe fanart #legend of zelda #linkeduniverse #lu four #lu twilight #lu wild #lu wind #lu sky #lu time #lu warriors #lu legend