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roipecheur · 3 months

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The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.

#tim drake #tim's diary: today batman let me feed him a sugar cube :)#I think he's beginning to trust me!#bruce who ate a sugar cube while distracted: ?????

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ashoss · 1 month

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long time no timkon

based on this post and the original video is by jake webber called "target shopping with my ex" :D

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confused-wanderer · 1 year

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Sometimes when Dicks just too tired to deal with the batfam’s shit he starts encouraging them.

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Surrounded by gang members and caught in the crossfire between two gangs

Jason *pulling out a gun* : I’m gonna fucking obliterate all of them

Nightwing: Go right ahead

Jason: .. you serious? I’m not playing Dick I WILL shoot every single one of them in the head

Nightwing: sure.

Jason:

Nightwing: What you want me to start? Okay.

Jason: .. Dick why the fuck do you have a gun? DICK STOP LOADING THE GUN-

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At a stakeout waiting for the proof before intervening

Tim: Why can’t we just force a confession instead of waiting for him to crack?

Stephanie: Ooo or threaten him with blackmail so bad he starts crying!

Duke: Guys *eyes point to Dick sitting in a corner*

Stephanie: Right.. party pooper

Nightwing:

Nightwing: Okay got it.

*heads out*

Duke: No Dick wait! We were joking!

Stephanie: drama queen just needs a minute sunshine- wait is that him approaching the target?

Tim *who’s seen this happen before* *panicking knowing what’s gonna go down* : OH SHIT ABORT-

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Being stuck with a very annoying henchmen who won’t stop talking

Damian: .. Can we simply shut him up?

Nightwing: whatever you wanna do

Damian *narrows eyes*: I can’t ruin my katanna for this

Nightwing: *hands him knife*

Damian:

Nightwing: And remember, the most effective place to silence someone without causing them excruciating pain and also temporarily depriving them of air is right here *points to a small area on the neck*

Damian: ..

Nightwing: .? Go on?

Damian *putting it away* : .. no..

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It works a 1000 times more effectively just because either all of them are bluffing or they’re scared Dick’s not.

#Damian thinks it’s a test #he doesn’t want to fail this #dick just said “fuck it god I’m testing you today #batfam headcanons #dick Grayson #nightwing #robin #Damian Wayne #red hood #Jason todd #Tim drake #red robin #spoiler #Stephanie brown #duke thomas #the signal #dc #dc batman #batfam

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bruciemilf · 5 months

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no I'm not biased abt Bruce. Where'd you get that idea

#had an anxiety attack at my pre work training today so that was slay #anyway content!!!!#bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #jason todd #text post #batfamily #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #tim drake #harley quinn #batfam #incorrect dc quotes

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cosmicpoutine · 27 days

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the timbern warmup i forgot to post. they both had a long night (bernard's apartment is probably so cute compared to tim's rat hole of a boat)

#timbern #timber #tim drake #bernard dowd #red robin #robin #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dc pride #today's warm ups

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adhdslugcrimes · 3 months

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Dick: you dated Death!?

Bruce: yes, but I didn't know he was Death! And well, I guess the right words is almost married Death.

Dick: I… I need to sit down.

Jason: knew I saw that fucker somewhere before.

Stephanie: I mean, makes sense, he dated an Eldridge god, at this point be more surprised if he didn't.

Tim: is Death afab by any chance?

Bruce: yeah?

Tim: did you wear protection?

Bruce: that's inappropriate to ask and why does it matter?

Dick: because you last surprise ex girlfriend got us Damian, B, so did you use protection or not!

Bruce: I don't think so…

Dick: *rubbing his temples and reverting to Romani, saying a prayer for his sanity and his mother to give him strength*

Damian: so I might have a half sibling… I asked for a hell hound for Christmas father, not another sibling.

Duke: you might've gotten Death pregnant… we just can't do normal scandals, can we?

Cass: does explain why we did but don't stay dead, he's pissed you left him with a child, Dad.

Jason: wait, my death might've not had happened if he didn't knock up Death!?

Cass: most likely.

Jason: DAD!?

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batfam #on today's episode of who Bruce dated in thw past we have death #death is a trans man #Bruce's dating life is very interesting

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 2 months

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Tim, injured and bedridden: I promise you all, when I can move again, I'm going to be so god damn unhinged that the Joker himself will be scared

Everyone else: ...that's nice sweetie

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #tim is tired #this is based off of my life today #i swear as soon as i can get off the couch im entering my insanity arc

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poiverine · 2 years

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Old doodle but Bruce never once missing a chance to show off his kids like a proud dad he is

Please do not repost without permission!

#Today we feel like headcanoning Bruce Wayne as great father #bruce wayne #Batfam #Batfamily #Batkids #Dick grayson #Jason todd #Tim drake #Stephanie Brown #Cassandra cain #Duke Thomas #Damian Wayne #Batman #Robin #My art #Fanart

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ghost-bxrd · 6 months

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Prompt

Tim is a genius, so it’s really no surprise that he’s got the number of each batfamily member saved in his phone long before he becomes Robin.

But then Jason dies (and comes back to life) and Tim is struggling to keep Bruce alive and Dick from spiraling.

To cope with the stress of having the lives of Gotham’s two most important vigilantes depend on him he starts leaving Jason voicemails and text messages on his old number detailing progress and setbacks, fears and hopes, and the dream of finally finding somewhere he belongs. Along with the crushing realization that Tim’s own hero — Jason— is long dead.

Unbeknownst to Tim, Jason listens to and reads every single one of the messages.

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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local billionaire gets cyberbullied by his 15 children

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reveluving · 1 year

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batfam + batmom + hugs 💗

warnings: pure fluff! (I just wanna give hugsss)

check out my batmom m.list!

your face squished against bruce's greek god pecs before melting his heart when you arms can barely accommodate his sheer size and with your pretty sparkly eyes as you shyly look up at him. not finding it enough, he gently tilts your head up by the chin to return your gaze

having a literal competition on who hugs the best between you and dick—he always says that your hugs are equivalent to your best-selling cookies

jason stopping by the manor and immediately giving you a hug, relishing in the comfortable silence and his mother's presence after a rough night

kneeling next to tim's seat before wrapping your arms around his tired frame, hoping to convince him to turn in for the night. you know he finally gives in when he leans in your hold

returning duke's hug with a tighter one despite getting caught off guard, but then getting over it when you feel his body tremble and tears staining your shirt

unable to resist squishing your cheek against cass' when she comes up to you without a word, only to open her arms in anticipation for a big ol' mother-daughter hug

damian not only tolerating your sudden need for hugs, but embracing it as well, which some would find the sight funny, for you would emit an aura of flowers and bubbles while his comprises daggers and death and yet, he returns your hugs with zero shame

giving steph a bear hug just after you returned cass', finding amusement in the former's pout for she, too, wants to be attacked by your motherly affections as well

terry glaring at his classmates who either whisper to their buddies about wanting a hug from you too or openly ogle at you—if the family heard about this, it's over for these idiots

giggling with matt as you swoop him up for a hug and twirling with him in your arms, filling the manor with the sounds of your joy—bonus if ace and titus joins your fun, running in circles and barking in excitement

babs comforting you by letting you hold her tight after finally being able to get ahold of family who's out patrolling after a heart-stopping moment when the connection somehow gets lost

alfred celebrating yet another milestone as your café reaches the targeted earning with you, always honoured to be a part of your life, for you have not only saved his, but the entire family in general

kate greeting you with a hug whenever she's invited for a big family dinner/holiday, always jokingly thanking you for keeping the family and especially her cousin in check

always making the mistake of kneeling whenever ace and titus runs up to you before falling onto your back when they literally jump into your arms, giggling as they lick your face as an apology

nuzzling your face into alfred the cat's soft fur as he purrs and curls in your arms, his tail swishing in annoyance if anyone tries to pry him off you

overall: batmom's hugs are a 12/10, would recommend 🤌🏻